Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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AFTERTHOUGHT! |
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FIRST ... A QUESTION.
Is Marijuana a blood thinner? Just curious.
HILLARY SEES HER SHADOW!
Great headline, don't you think? Actually, I got it from Fark.com. That's
OK though, because Fark.com got its link to the DeKalb County, Georgia mug shots
from yesterday's Nuze. Remember .. no real original thoughts on the Boortz
Show.
Know this though .... Hillary's win in Pennsylvania yesterday means nothing in
the end. The Democrat nomination goes to Barack Obama unless he gets caught in
bed with a dead woman or a live boy. (I stole that one too. Edwin Edwards of
Louisiana). The only think we get out Pennsylvania is several more weeks of
this fun between Barack and Hillary ... and that's a good thing.
MEAN?
The first caller out the box today was Katrina. Katrina tells me that I have
outlasted one husband and two boyfriends ... but that she's concerned that I'm
getting to be mean. That's not good news .. but I'll admit that something has
changed. Suddenly this whole election scenario has become more serious. I'm
truly feeling that the very future of our Republic may be at stake. There is a
chance that after this election we're going to have a federal government
absolutely dominated by big-government democrats. We could have a president
whose heroes have always been Marxists. We could have a filibuster-proof
Democrat majority in the Senate and the aging hollow-eyed hippie from
Haight-Ashbury running the show in the House.
Do you remember Obama's response to Charlie Gibson about raising capital
gains taxes? Even though Obama knows that raising these taxes will actually
reduce government tax revenues ... he wants to proceed on the basis of
"fairness." Here we have the leading candidate for president telling us that he
thinks that it is the government's job to determine whether or not what you earn
from what you do is "fair!" Fair to who? Fair to the government, that's who.
Is that the system you want in America? Remember ... we're only scratching the
surface here. We're about to put into place in Washington a group of
politicians who earnestly believe that America is great because of government.
That's where we're headed. How happy does that make you?
ADVENTURES WITH BELINDA'S SPAWN
Will, Belinda's oldest, has a new term for passing gas. A few days ago he
tattled on his little brother: "Mommy, Andrew just busted a grumpy!"
OK ... so you had to be there. My favorite story is still when he came to
Belinda one night and said: "Mom, can we get rid of Andrew?" Oh yeah, I
promised you a link to
spaceweather.com. So here it is! Try not to break it! |
PENNSYLVANIA
OK ... is this good news or bad? Hillary enjoys
a ten percentage point lead
over Obama in Pennsylvania. I was wrong. My guess was 7%. But today I'm going
with "good news." It keeps these two sniping at each other for a while longer.
Some observers are wondering today why Obama can't put this thing away. He
has the lead in popular vote, states won and delegates .. .yet he can't, as
Hillary says, "close the deal." Could it be that more and more people are
starting to see Obama for what he is? What do we really have here? We have
handsome and glib young man with no accomplishments to his name beyond college.
We have a candidate who pays homage to terrorists and seeks their support in his
early political campaigns, and who now preaches the doctrine of surrender in the
face of Islamic terrorism.
We have a candidate who stands in front of large hero-worshipping crowds
waving mass-produced "Change we can believe in" signs and says essentially
nothing.
Though I certainly haven't heard everything Obama has said, I do know I've
never heard him sing the praises of freedom and economic liberty. He made his
feelings about middle America plain with his guns and God comment. He has
stated his belief that the tax system should be used for more than raising the
revenues needed to fund the federal government. In Obama's world politicians
should also look at the type of work people do and the kind of money they earn,
and then step in to make adjustments in the name of "fairness."
Remember too that yesterday's primary was the first post Jeremiah Wright
contest. There are not too many people outside of Philadelphia who love to
should "God Damn America."
People are starting to understand Barack Obama. They're starting to wonder
just how far he has come from his Marxist-worshiping days in school. It takes a
lot to make Hillary look good. Perhaps that's Barack Obama's greatest
accomplishment.
GOVERNMENT EDUCATORS
Seattle taxpayers are going to fork over
$200,000 for a government school principal not to work. Joseph Drake was
the principal at John Marshall Alternative School for 12 years. The school is
located in the Seattle government school district. Reports start surfacing
about principal Drake. It seems that he's viewed as a "threatening person" by
his staff. He also uses the F-word during meetings and he bullies evaluators
who come to report on his school. The list of hits goes on and on.
Now if this were a private company the solution would be simple (if, that is,
there wasn't a union out there to protect this character). Simply put, someone
with these character traits would be fired. End of story. But noooooo. Not in
this case. Here we are dealing with government. So when the Superintendent
wrote Principal Drake a letter telling him that he may be "terminated," he wrote
back asking for four years worth of pay. Keep in mind, this government employee
makes an annual salary of $105,000. The district said no, we will only pay you
one year ... in addition to the money he collects on paid leave. In other words,
Principal Drake will collect $200,000 from the taxpayers just to leave the
school system.
The real kicker, folks ... Principal Drake feels that he is entitled to this
compensation. He says that he deserved the four years of pay "in order that my
family and I continue to experience a quality lifestyle." Isn't that sweet?
You should fork over your money that you earned so that this government-employed
idiot can sit on his butt and do nothing and continue to experience a quality
lifestyle.
CLUELESS IN AMERICA
There was an op-ed in the New York Times this weekend about government
education ... and how terrible it really is. Wow! I wonder what their first clue
was? But if you suck it up and read the story eventually you will get to the
paragraph which describes just why the quality for life for Americans is
changing. Here's what it says.
The Educational Testing
Service, in a report titled "America's Perfect Storm," cited three powerful
forces that are affecting the quality of life for millions of Americans and
already shaping the nation's future. They are:
- The wide disparity in the
literacy and math skills of both the school-age and adult populations. These
skills, which play such a tremendous role in the lives of individuals and
families, vary widely across racial, ethnic and socioeconomic groups.
- The "seismic changes" in
the U.S. economy that have resulted from globalization, technological advances,
shifts in the relationship of labor and capital, and other developments.
- Sweeping demographic
changes. By 2030, the U.S. population is expected to reach 360 million. That
population will be older and substantially more diverse, with immigration having
a big impact on both the population as a whole and the work force.
Did you see that first point? Yeah ... the one about the "wide disparity in
literacy and math skills." Looks like reason number one for our declining
lifestyles would be the government school system, doesn't it? Well, leave it to
the Talkmaster to come up with three of his own forces that are changing
America's future:
- Teachers Unions. The teacher's unions constitute the greatest long-term
threat to our nation. These teachers are so afraid of competition and losing
their tax-payer funded salaries, and they have little invested interest in
actually producing a knowledgeable generation of competent students. Because of
teacher's unions we have little chance of getting any competitive influences
working in our vast government education bureaucracy. Without competition there
is no excellence. Government education was iffy to begin with, teacher's unions
have only guaranteed failure.
- Entitlement culture. We are now living in a world where the government
is expected to make sure that you can live a cushy lifestyle. The idea of
personal success and hard work has been usurped by government entitlement
programs. We're turning America into a giant assisted care living center. We
are right now in the middle of the "I want my mommy" election. Work? Are you
kidding? More and more people think that the purpose of work is to improve
lifestyle while government takes care of the basics. With a culture that is
unwilling to work to get ahead, there will be no growth in this country
.
- Illegal immigration. Just yesterday on Nealz Nuze I told you countless
ways in which illegal immigration is affecting this country. From the loss of
tax dollars to the negative influence on American wages, illegal immigration is
fueling nothing more than an underclass of uneducated government leaches. We're
being invaded, and we're doing nothing about it.
AL GORE FAKES IT
Ok global warming cultists – Al Gore fans – you really need to sit down on
this one. We don't want you to get too upset. This is about his Oscar winning
film on global warming "An Inconvenient Truth." There's a scene in that movie
that shows the Antarctic ice shelf breaking up and virtually disintegrating.
The problem is that wasn't ice. That was Styrofoam. ABC News is reporting that
Al Gore took that footage from the fictional movie "The Day After Tomorrow" and
used it in his documentary. Way to go Al. That ice is just about as fake as
you are.
Before we go on this day after Earth Day stuff ... you will be interested in
knowing that only about 35% of the people in this country are all that concerned
about global warming. That is about the same percentage as about 20 years ago.
At least our collective ignorance hasn't increased all that much on this issue.
And while we're learning that Al Gore used Styrofoam in his movie to depict
his dream of melting ice caps, here we have some sort of think tank in the UK
saying that climate change (the newest term for global warming) could lead to
centuries of world war. Read into the story and you'll find that the chief
author of the report from what is termed a "defense think tank" is also the head
of an environmental group. These people have an investment in so-called
"climate change." When we all realize that this climate change is part of a
normal cycle that has been going on for millions of years what are the
environmental groups going to do to raise money?
VOLVO COMMERCIAL
OK ... I just want you to sit up and take notice the next time
that Volvo
commercial comes on the tube. I'm talking about the one where the blonde flatbelly in the white flowing clothes walks up to her Volvo and starts
caressing it. Watch that first caress very carefully. That is exactly the way
some really randy woman would walk up to her boyfriend and ...... ummmm..... ok, never
mind. Forget I mentioned it. Clearly I need help.
POOR JOHNNY
I got beat up in the email pretty good for manhandling Johnny on the air
yesterday. Johnny called to inform me that I was all wrong on my assertion that
there is no Constitutional right to vote in a federal election. I suggested
that he get off the phone immediately and call the Clerk of the Supreme Court of
the United States to inform then that the Supreme Court made a grievous error in
2000 when it issued a unanimous ruling that there is no Constitutional right to
vote in a federal election. One emailer yesterday said that I should have been
more gentle .. and that now Johnny is probably going to become a lawyer for the
ACLU.
My bad.
FAIL

A mugshot from DeKalb County, Georgia. I guess
she CAN'T get away with anything....More fail fun
here. Of course,
fark has caught on to the fun. And, don't miss the
top 10 t-shirts to get arrested in.
READING ASSIGNMENTS
Here's a pretty strong
editorial from the New York Times on Hillary's win in Pennsylvania.
Remember, the NYT has endorsed Hillary.
Here's the Wall Street Journal's take on
why Obama can't close the deal.
And while we're paging through the Wall Street Journal, here's a column
telling us that the ObamaMedia is outraged because
Obama finally had to answer a few tough questions. You do know, don't you,
that the purpose of this outrage is to dissuade any reporters from asking tough
questions in the future.
So Chelsea thinks that her mom will make a better president than Bill because
she is
"more prepared and more progressive." Gag me. It doesn't matter anyway ...
Hillary is toast.
John McCain is on his
week-long poverty tour right now ...visiting all the "forgotten" places in
America. When is a presidential candidate going to celebrate achievement?
We've been hearing more of these John McCain sound bites filled with populist
rhetoric, and sadly
this is going to be what gets him elected. This is what the American voters
think they want to hear.
Let's touch on the mortgage crisis here .. .the crisis that was caused by
liberals demanding that lending institutions make more loans to marginal
borrowers.
John Stossel reminds us that the sky is not, in spite of what you might have
heard, falling. What we're really hearing out there is just excuses for
more government.
Slick Willie must be tired and fatigued ... just like the day that Hillary
"misspoke" about the Bosnia snipers ...
because he is lying about things he said literally yesterday. You'll hear
the clips on the show today.
The Clintons still haven't gotten the hint that they
need to pay their unpaid bills from the campaign trail. Why do they think
they are any different when it comes to deadlines? I'll tell you why ... because
they believe they are better than you.
John McCain is beating Barack Obama ... and
that is in Massachusetts polls. That's pretty sad if the MoveOn.org
candidate can't win Massachusetts.
President Bush's disapproval ratings are at a historical low. Hey, the guy
definitely has issues, but we have a lot to thank him for in terms of protecting
our country and fighting the war against Islamic extremism.
Oklahoma's unemployment rate has plummeted ... and guess why?
Because it is enforcing illegal immigration laws. But the lamestream media
won't tell you that part of the story.
Are Americans really
influenced by celebrity worship? Or are they just afraid to admit it?
The UK Foreign Secretary has "strongly condemned"
anti-Islam propaganda that he says is being launched "in the name of freedom
of expression."
According to this article, we are to believe that alienating Muslim inmates
in UK prisons
is what fuels religious extremism. The religion itself has nothing to do
with it.
Dancing, drinking, listening to Western music ... yep,
that means jail time in Iran.
Guess which baseball teams played the very first
Major League carbon neutral game last night?
When you get hit in the head by the falling beam, don't question why the
hospital insists
on giving you a rectal exam.
The More You Know: how bacon is
made.
Wow, check out these
weird and creepy playgrounds. Stuff of nightmares, for sure.
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