Tuesday, April 22, 2008
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AFTERTHOUGHT! |
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OK ... SO I WAS MEAN TO JOHNNY
Johnny, you'll remember, was the caller who informed that I was wrong and
that the U.S. Constitution did, in fact, grant a right to vote in federal
elections. I then proceeded to yank Johnny's heart out through his throat .....
not at all a nice talk show host. So ... for those of you who have emailed me to
call me everything but a child of God, you were right. My bad.
THE LOTTERY IDEA
While we're talking about the right to vote. Another caller had a wonderful
idea. At every polling place voters will reach a point where the line splits.
Go to the left and you can vote. Go to the right and you get ten free lottery
tickets. If you take the lottery tickets you don't vote. This is pure
brilliance. The very people who would chose to not vote and take the lottery
tickets would be exactly the people we don't want voting anyway! Let's face it;
anyone dumb enough to play the lottery couldn't possibly cast a meaningful vote
anyway.
SO ...
Tomorrow I'll try to be nicer.
Not.
NOW ... EDUCATE YOURSELF ...
The women of the Southeast
are literally turning into women shaped as Southern bells .... which is
causing their life expectancy to decrease.
This is bound to upset some sombreros ... a group out there is saying
that immigration is bad for the environment.
When a city in California is supposedly giving out illegal speeding tickets,
residents sue to
have the city pay back the money collected from the tickets. Yeah, right. |
HIDDEN COSTS OF IMMIGRATION
An adjunct fellow of the Manhattan Institute
has compiled some of the most comprehensive research on how immigrants and
illegal immigrants are really affecting America. Here are some of the
lowlights.
American taxpayers are coughing up more than $9,000 a year in cash or
benefits to each immigrant this country. One third (and I think this number is
low) of those immigrants are illegal. So there are 37 million criminal
immigrants in the United States. This means that the national cost of
immigrants and illegal immigrants in this country last year was more than $346
billion – twice the fiscal deficit. The author of the research, Edwin S.
Rubenstein, says this is because "Immigrants are poorer, pay less tax and are
more likely to receive public benefits than natives." Wow. I'll alert the
media.
When it comes to the financial burden on our government schools, 3.8 million
immigrants – I'm guessing the majority are illegal -- are enrolled in the most
expensive government classes – non-English speaking. They are the most
expensive because they require schools to hire specialized teachers, to train
those teachers, and absorb the administrative costs. It is estimated that
$1,030 is spent on each immigrant or illegal in government schools ... that's
about $3.9 billion.
Want more on that government education you are so in love with? Of the 48.4
million government school children in this country, 19% are immigrants or
children of immigrants. But get this, in the next few years, immigration will
account for virtually all increases in government school spending.
So how about all of those criminal aliens sitting in US jails? It costs US
taxpayers $1.5 billion to incarcerate 267,000 criminal aliens in federal prison
for a year. Even worse, since prisons are overcrowded, 80,000 to 100,000
criminal aliens have been prematurely released back onto the streets. These
criminals impose heavy costs on their victims. The research estimates that the
loss of income and property, hospital bills and emotion suffering at the hands
of immigrants and illegal totals $1.6 million per victim.
Many people will try and tell you that immigrant households don't receive
government benefits ... not so. Almost 25% of immigrant households receive
Medicaid. Compare that number to the number of native-born Americans that
receive Medicaid – 14.8%. Hispanics account for 19.2% of Medicaid enrollment,
even though they are only 13.7% of the population.
And here's something that few people will talk about – immigrant workers
actually depress the wages received by native-born Americans. This causes a
$100 billion shortfall in federal tax revenue. If the labor force from
immigration increases by 10%, this reduces the wages of native-born Americans by
over 5%.
Lovely, don't you think? Yet we can't get the politicians in Washington to
do anything really meaningful about the invasion.
I JUST WANT MY EQUAL PAY
This week in the Senate, Democrats (specifically Teddy Kennedy)
are worried about "equal pay for equal work." The Senate is scheduled to
take on a measure stemming from a case where
an Alabama woman lost a wage discrimination suit at the Supreme Court. Ted
Kennedy wants to overturn the court's ruling that the Alabama woman failed to
file a timely challenge to pay practices at a Goodyear Tire and Rubber plan
where she worked. The House has already passed a similar bill, but some
Senators and the Bush administration say that the measure would spark a wave of
lawsuits. No kidding ... you think? Apparently some Republicans in the Senate
have reservations about the measure, but they are trying to be careful because
they don't want to be painted as "backing pay discrimination."
And why do you think this is such a big deal for Democrats. Two words.
Trial lawyers. Well, actually three words. Trial lawyer donations.
HAMAS
'ACCEPTS' ISRAEL AS A NEIGHBOR
Yeah, right ...when Muslim pigs fly. Jimmy Carter says that
Hamas is prepared to accept the right of Israel to "live as a neighbor next door
in peace." The real essence of the situation is that Hamas does not and
will not recognize Israel's right to exist. What indication do we have that it
will end its terrorism and violence? Because they told Jimmy Carter they
would? Hamas won't honor any previous agreements with the Israeli government ...
why does Jimmy Carter believe that Hamas will honor his agreement.
Carter claims that Hamas would accept a Palestinian state on the 1967
borders, with Jerusalem as its capital ... but without recognizing Israel.
Well ... It turns out to be another senior moment for Carter. As soon as the
words were out of his mouth Hamas leaders were denying it all. No, they are not
prepared to recognize Israel's right to exist. They will only agree to a
10-year truce, and that only if Israel moves back to the 1967 borders.
Is there an assisted care living center anywhere that could establish a
program where Carter could pretend to negotiate with other seniors ... but do no
actual harm?
THINGS WE NEED TO "GET OVER"
The Democrat candidates are really taking some shots at each other as the
voters go to the primary polls in Pennsylvania. In one exchange I heard one of
the candidates (it really doesn't matter which one) say that the other
candidates needed to "get over" something or other.
Well ... that got me to thinking. Just what do the Democrats want the rest of
us to "get over?" Here's a short list:
- The concept of self-reliance
- The idea of limited government
- Parental responsibility for children
- The dream of quality education
- That clause in the Constitution which forbids the
government from interfering with contracts
- Earning your pay
- Paying your own way
- Local control of pretty much anything
- Individuality ... we need to embrace our group
identities you know
- Private property rights.
- The idea that our earnings belong to us.
- Freedom
- Economic liberty
I'm sure you can help me with some more things we all need to "get over" when
Obama becomes president.
FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS
What can you say about a religion that will strap explosives to a woman and
send her, along with their children, into a marketplace to kill as many people
as possible? What can you say about a religion where the men would send their
wives and children to die in this manner? Not much that's nice, that's for
sure.
THE NEW CENTER OF THE WORLD
With every concession the Muslim world gets bolder. We start out with
footbaths in airports ... and move on from there. Now Muslims want the way we
measure time changed. Instead of GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) they want the
world's clocks to be based on MMT .. that would be Mecca Mean Time. Mecca, you
should know, is not the Center of the World ... at least that's what Muslim
scientists are telling us. They want to do this because they believe that the
Saudi city is the true center of the Earth ... and the sun revolves around the
Earth ... 9/11 was an inside job of the US government ... and Hillary should wear
more skirts.
Just last night I went outside, faced the Center of the World, and marked my
territory. It's a man thing --- and don't pretend you haven't done the same
thing.
REDNECK SCRAP BOOK
How do you make bacon even better? More in the Redneck Scrap Book.
READING ASSIGNMENTS
The UN has begun talks with Iranian officials to press them to explain why
Iran has secretly studied how to design nuclear bombs. Golly ... let's see if we
can figure that one out.
Dick Morris has some great insight into
Hillary's ties with terrorists.
Apparently Ron Paul still thinks he is in the presidential race and
aired ads attacking John McCain in Pennsylvania.
Perhaps the only way the Dems can win the presidency now is with a
Clinton-Obama ticket, or
so says the New York Times. Or not ......
The Supreme Court has lifted three death row reprieves. Get out the
syringes. Three murderers are about to get justice. Let's all lift a toast!
Want to see
how much our government has grown in a little over 100 years. The numbers
will amaze you. Then again, maybe not. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
This is a World Bank Report that is sure to infuriate you: ``Almost all of
the increase in global corn production from 2004 to 2007 (the period when grain
prices rose sharply) went for biofuels production in the U.S.'' Heavily
subsidized biofuels production, I might add. But whatever we do, let's not
drill in ANWR.
Environmental activists in Canada had to move their Earth Day celebrations
under cover ...
because of a blizzard. Damn you global warming.
OwlGore will be very upset to hear that his fellow Americans
aren't worrying any more about global warming in 2008 than they were 19
years ago.
Disney is launching a new film production unit
to produce documentaries about the environment.
Patrick Moore explains
why he left Greenpeace.
Here's a feel-good statistic for you ...
50% of workers in Los Angeles are immigrants (it doesn't say how many are
illegal, but we'll leave that up to you to decide).
Colorado Representative Douglas Bruce: "I
don't think we need 5,000 more illiterate peasants in Colorado..."
Some researchers are now working on an
Islam-Christian dictionary to make people aware of the importance of the
relationship between the two religions. Let's see: "Terrorist" In Islam that
means "gentle person."
Campuses across the nation, such as the University of Tennessee, are
protesting state laws and campus policies that prohibit them from carrying
concealed handguns on campus. Good for them. College students with an actual
clue.
High-powered hand laser pointers
have been banned in parts of Australia because the lasers are being used to
blind aircraft pilots.
When German banks lose money ...
the staff is told to stop visiting brothels on the company's dime.
What a wonderful group of people. A
collection of recent mug shots from DeKalb County (Atlanta), Georgia. Note,
please, the picture of the
woman with the "I can get away with anything" t-shirt
on. Sadly, she's missing from the list of
top 10 t-shirts to get arrested in.
Every time I log on to the Naples Daily News website to see what is going on
in my second home (a/k/a "Paradise") it seems that the lead story in the paper
has to do with the
local government schools. Come on, folks. Get over it. If you're going to
decide to turn your children over to the government to be educated, just what do
you really expect? And then there's the nimbys.
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