Friday, March 28, 2008
HE'S
BAAACCCKKK!
Neal Boortz, Tonight!
Saturday night! 10:00 on CNN!
NEAL WILL BE BACK MONDAY!
But don't worry, today
Herman
Cain will be in to entertain and inform you today.
For those of you in Orlando ...
Jamie Dupree and Neal
will be there at Church Street Station tonight to do their dog and pony show for
the WDBO listeners.
ALL THE HATE MAIL, NONE OF THE EFFORT
You know you are good when you can get hate mail ... Even when you are on
vacation.
Subject: slanderous attack
Name: Maria Avare
Message:
My husband listens to you or Rush because Demo- cratic radio options are
limited here. Today, I was disgusted with your unfair personal attack of
Hillary. You're a COWARD to give a one sided slanderous spin, when she can't
defend against your "unproven" false assumptions. Put the EVIDENCE where
your mouth is! Your anti-female bias is obvious! Your Mother muust have done
a number on you and/or father! Get help!
READING ASSIGNMENTS
Why would you want to watch The
Defeatocrats' Cheer? Six words: Michelle Malkin in a cheerleading outfit.
Yowza!
Hillary is upset with John McCain because he doesn't believe that government
is always the answer.
In a post-9/11 world, the U.S. Government's Printing Office wouldn't really
outsource the manufacturing of electronic passports, would it?
The day has come ... here is the blasphemous
film about the Koran "Fitna" that has all the turbans in a wad.
What do
Saddam Hussein, CAIR, and three US Democrat Representatives have to do with
each other?
A new study out of Texas A&M shows that the
more people know about global warming the less they seem to care.
According to OwlGore, people who don't believe in global warming are
equivalent to
those who believe the world is flat or that the landing on the moon was
staged.
Don't forget ...
this weekend is Earth Hour! We here at the Neal Boortz Show will be sure to
keep all of our lights on. Well, except Belinda.
A Representative from Minnesota is sponsoring a bill,
"Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act," which would repeal the national
phase-out of the old bulbs.
This is exactly why we need earmark reform ...
$1.1 million earmark for a Massachusetts Representative to stop the flooding
in a pricey waterfront neighborhood where his former congressman buddy happens
to live.
Guess who is upset with the law to
stop employers from hiring illegal aliens ... labor unions.
Successful government schools in Great Britain will be
forced to take students who have been expelled for violent and disruptive
behavior. That's government education for you.
Imagine that your house floods. You move out. When you are ready to return,
you are told that you can't ...
because great crested newts have decided to move in.
The taxpayers of Milwaukee paid for a hideous and distracting billboard in
order to remind people
about the dangers of distractions while driving.
In the UK, video games may be required to have
cigarette-style health warnings ... to protect the children, of course.
A judge sentenced three Hispanic men to learning to read and write English,
earn their GEDs and get full-time jobs ...
or go to jail.
Things must be pretty slow in Sweden, if they have time to pass
government regulations on how pet owners should treat their dogs and cats.
In case you were not aware, this lawyer would like to remind you that there
is
no constitutional right to lap dances.
A woman was forced to
remove the jewelry on her funbags before she was allowed to board her
flight.
For your Friday government outrage (these are from the UK), here are the
ten most unreasonable parking fines of all time.
Many of our troops have befriended stray dogs in Iraq, and then
have trouble getting them back stateside . Enter
Operation Baghdad Pups.
And for no particular reason other than it's Friday, here's a really cool
stop motion Tron video made with
cardboard.
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