I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF THIS GLOBAL WARMING NONSENSE

A new report in the journal Science concludes that sea levels are going to fall over millions of years. This makes the current rise in sea levels (blamed on global warming) a "brief interruption" of an ancient geological trend. In the big picture – which global warmers can't seem to grasp – the oceans are getting deeper. Sea levels have actually fallen 560 ft since the Cretaceous period 80 million years ago ... that would be the time of the dinosaurs for those of you educated by the government.

Improved computer models studying the shifts of tectonic plates show more ocean deepening and further sea level decline of about 394 ft over the next 80 billion years. If sea levels were to fall immediately, Russia would be connected to Alaska, Britain would be a part of mainland Europe, and you could drive to Nassau.

Lead author of the study Dietmar Muller of the University of Sydney says, "If we humans still exist in 10, 20 or 50 million years, irrespective of how ice caps are waxing and waning, the long term ... is that sea level will drop, not rise." So even if all the ice in Antarctica and Greenland melted, in millions of years the ocean levels would still drop.

Now this is for you warmers out there ... a little blast from the past from the NOAA predicting a warm winter season. Somehow it just didn't work out that way.

KEN STARR?

And why does Hillary's campaign try to compare Barack Obama to Ken Starr? Two reasons: First, Hillary knows that those who would vote for her are less intelligent than Obama voters. Second, those voters are too young and too stupid to react to a comparison to Adolf Hitler.

How would you like to be running for office knowing that your chances of success depended on the most ignorant voters out there?

WELCOME HOME TROOPS

The Massachusetts Highway Department has been trying to ban homemade signs to hang on highway overpasses that welcome home the troops. I guess it hasn't worked because people continue to put them up. So the governor's task force decided that personalized displays welcoming home the troops should be replaced with metal signs on highway overpasses.

I'll give you one guess as to why they don't want homemade signs. Governor Deval Patrick decided that this was the best option in order to make sure that the signs don't blow away and harm anyone in traffic. Well, he has now conceded that he may be able to come to a compromise and set government standards on how to properly secure homemade signs to overpasses, rather than replace them with metal ones.

Oh yeah .. just what we need. More damned government standards.

Proposed standard sign

AS IF GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS WEREN'T DUMB ENOUGH ALREADY

Is Neal being too hard on that 10-year-old boy from North Georgia with the thick accent? Yes, he should lay off No, he's spot on. I sure wouldn't hire someone who sounded like that. mah diddy sez neil's bein ignert

Denver, Colorado has decided to dumb down what already is a government education. Denver Government Schools decided that its talented and gifted program wasn't diverse enough. So in order to "correct" this problem, it has decided to give minority and poor students extra credit in order to qualify them as highly gifted. Yes ... you heard me right. Since there aren't enough minority and poor students in the gifted programs, the government is just by God going to declare some minority and poor students as gifted anyway .. and then shove them right into the gifted program.

In a district that is mostly Latino, the gifted program drew mostly white students. The program used to rely on oral tests to measure the student's reasoning and IQ. But some educators complained that these tests are biased against students who didn't learn English as their first language and poor students who haven't had "the same life experiences as their richer peers."

I feel a tear coming on.

So what does the program look like now? Under the new system, extra credit is given to children who are "economically disadvantaged," which is often measured by whether or not the student receives federal meal benefits. Not getting a taxpayer funded lunch at school makes you dumb. Extra credit is also given to students if English is their second language. And rather than relying on "biased" reasoning and IQ tests, the district now uses a composite score of the child's cognitive tests, annual assessments, reading tests and teacher nominations. And it gets even better. Next year, the district will be considering artwork.

So before the changes, only 3% of students fit the highly gifted classification based on cognitive tests. I guess we could safely assume that students scoring somewhere in the 90th percentile would be admitted. Well in the new and improved system, students scoring as low as the 75th percentile on these cognitive tests would be considered, if they also demonstrated that they could paint a pretty picture of a rainbow, a flower or Che Guevara. Unbelievable. The whole scheme is nothing more than a feel good "everybody is a winner" attitude ... this is why we are creating a nation of pussies and candyasses who can't tell you the difference between a legislature and a ligature. So now in Colorado at what is supposed to be, the highest level of government education, we can only teach to the lowest common denominator including people who might not even be able to speak proper English!

Who's really to blame here? Let's address the parents of these truly gifted students. They should be making every necessary sacrifice to get their children the hell out of these hideous government indoctrination machines and into a private education facility where they can make the most of their talents. When all is said and done the true blame for these children not reaching their full potential will rest on the parents who turned them over to the government to be educated.

ANOTHER GOVERNMENT SCHOOL OUTRAGE

Quick! Someone call the police!

As if that story wasn't distressing enough ... this is yet another story about Denver government schools. Government school employees are up in arms trying to determine the difference between a kiss and a crime. Yes, folks, you read that correctly. You see, it all started back in January when a principal at a Denver middle school was served with a misdemeanor summons from the District Attorney for failure to report an unlawful sexual contact. Now, every government employee in Denver is panicking. Reports of this activity to Human Services increased 77% in just one month.

Now government school employees have to use their best judgment in determining when they need to "make a report if child abuse or neglect reasonably is suspected." Let me give you an example of the types of cases being reported to the government. In one case, two 5-year-olds were kissing on the playground. Clearly, this action stems from child abuse or neglect. In another case, one 6-year-old told another 6-year-old, "You have a sexy booty." That was also reported to the government.

In other words, government employees are wasting time and tax dollars by prosecuting children for kissing. This is just absurd.

READING ASSIGNMENTS

Obama finally released how much money he raised in February. Looks like he out-raised Hillary by $20 million bucks.

Speaking of releasing papers ... Archivists at the Clinton library are blocking the release of documents on Bill Clinton's pardons. The decision of the archivists is based on guidance from Bill Clinton. Stinks to me. To you?

Home schooling is under assault in California. Remember .. your children belong to the government, not to you. They are cannon fodder for the war on individualism. This should be an issue in the presidential race ... let's see.

Television stations are refusing to air "Fitna," a movie by a Dutch politician. Why? They're afraid of Muslims. Who's winning this war anyway?

Now we're seeing defaults going way up on auto loans. B No wonder. What do you expect with this "We'll pay off your old loan no matter how much you owe!" crap they're feeding the more ignorant among us.

Diane Sawyer boasts about the "dream ticket" of Hillary/Obama or Obama/Hillary. I still can't catch my breath.

Obama's grandmother can't seem to remember if she is Muslim or not. In this report she is a Christian, but last April she was a "strong believer of the Islamic faith." Must be some sort of senility ... campaign induced senility.

Here's an insightful report on how President Bush can't really do anything about gas prices. Never mind, though. Remember ... you're talking to the government educated out there.

France is going to support the Netherlands for any grief it gets in the wake of this film on the Koran. Damn! France is growing a set!

This is a good article about Muslims who practice medicine. Isn't it interesting how many Islamic terrorists turn out to be doctors or surgeons?

A brewery in Australia has launched a beer that they say will fight global warming. I know Belinda will be thrilled to hear about this.

The Pentagon has banned the people of Google Earth from making detailed video maps of American military bases.

PGA Tour golfer Tripp Isenhour has been charged with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird after killing a noisy hawk with a golf shot.

Geologists have concluded in a study that the Grand Canyon may be 17 million years old. That's 11 million years older than originally determined. That's really going to get the turbos going.

This teenage boy from Florida got caught going 107 mph in a 55-mph ... his mommy then made him hold up a sign saying that he was stupid. Stupid may be right. You can't fix stupid.

Another teenager story ... this one from Arizona. A 15-year-old boy shot and killed his father because his father restricted the teenager's use of the Internet, particularly to access MySpace.

More husbands are now OK with the idea of their queens bringing home more bacon. Hell ... worked for me while I was in law school!

The Seattle Biomedical Research Institute is paying people $2,000 to contract malaria. Wish they were paying people to lose their hair!

Take a look at this ... people swimming at the edge of Victoria Falls. I want to see Victoria Falls ... I don't want to go swimming there. Darwin at work.

Sometimes commercials can be worth watching...this one is visually beautiful!

Okay, we have to post this again since Neal played it on the air...Pfft You Were Gone. Ah, memories.

Friday time waster...the 8 most ridiculous dance crazes...with video!

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