MASS HYSTERIA!

You've heard, haven't you, about the epidemic of faintings at Obama rallies? Not sure how many times its happened .. four, maybe five. But what is going on here? Well, you know the answer to that question, don't you? It's mass hysteria. Obama is the new Beatles. Women get so overcome with emotion upon seeing their idol that the excitement just overtakes them and they faint.

I would love to get one of these fainting females and, after they've had a nice meal and a few deep breaths, ask them a few questions:

• What does Obama stand for? And don't say "hope and change." Those are non-answers.
• Can you tell me two specific policy initiatives Obama has proposed? See if you can get past national health care and higher taxes on the evil rich.
• Name three Obama accomplishments --- and being elected Senator doesn't count .. there are 99 others in office right now who pulled that one off.

What would you get from the fainters? They would sit there like brook trout, their mouths hanging open and gills gently flapping in the current while they tried to figure out an answer that wouldn't make them appear more ignorant than they already do.

What is Barack Obama? At this point he's not much more than a campaign speech.

Hysteria and emotion .. now that's the way to elect the leader of the free world.

OBAMA'S BORROWED WORDS

Do you think Neal & Royal should continue "discussing" Obama's accomplishments? Oh yeah, I love it when Neal & Royal go at each other! Nah, Neal and Royal fighting is boring. Wait, who is this Obama guy anyway?

Is this really all that the Clinton campaign can come up with? Boy must they be desperate. I'm sure that Bill is ready to debate Obama over his use of the word "is." And Hillary is combing her speeches making sure that she didn't directly quote Karl Marx.

Get over it Hildabeast. There are only so many words, and all of them have been used before.

But then she can't get over it, can she? She's been working for this moment .. enduring a sham marriage .. going through that "what a wonderful example of American motherhood I am" routine .. only to see her dream of ultimate power brought down by some first-term Senator with no accomplishments and no real ideas? Just a handsome and articulate black guy who makes women faint ... and this is the guy who is going to deny Hillary her dream?

I have a hunch my friends. You can call me back in a couple of months and tell me how far off I was. About two weeks from today Hillary is going to come back with wins in Texas (Hispanic votes) and Ohio (Gawd knows what votes). The MoveOn Democrat establishment will breath a sigh of relief. Hillary is back! We're saved!

Yup ... I still think that Hillary is going to pull this one off. Goodness knows I hope so. I want her as the MoveOn Democrat candidate this year. She's dishonest, corrupt, mean, and insipid. What more could a talk show host ask for?

Obamamania!

INTERESTING – TO SAY THE LEAST

By now you've heard the buzz about some supposed transcript of a conversation between Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald in October of 1963. Here is just a part of that transcript:

Lee: You said the boys in Chicago want to get rid of the Attorney General.

Ruby: Yes, but it can't be done ... it would get the Feds into everything.

Lee: There is a way to get rid of him without killing him.

Ruby: How's that?

Lee: I can shoot his brother.
...
Ruby: But that wouldn't be patriotic.

Lee: What's the difference between shooting the Gov. and in shooting the President?

Ruby: It would get the FBI into it.

Lee: I can still do it, all I need is my rifle and a tall building; but it will take time, maybe six months to find the right place; but I'll have to have some money to live on while I do the planning."

That certainly ought to get the conspiracy tongues going full steam. The transcript is part of a group of documents released yesterday. Don't get too excited, though. This is a transcript, not a tape. Anyone can type a transcript. Officials say that this thing is most likely a fake. Some believe it is actually a part of a script for a movie the Dallas district attorney at that time was working on.

No matter .. this is going to be all the proof the conspiracy folks need.

JUST FOR MY ATLANTA LISTENERS

There's a big kerfuffle going on over whether or not the Clayton County government schools are going to lose their certification. For those of you who aren't familiar .. Hartsfield Airport is in Clayton County. Anyway ... parents of Clayton government school students are gnawing their nails to the nub. It's OK if their schools suck .. just as long as the accreditation remains in place.

Sorry .. no sympathy. You Clayton County parents committed America's most pervasive form of child abuse when you took the most precious things in your lives, your children, and handed them over to the government to be educated.

Clayton County has been in a decline for a while ... if you didn't recognize it, and if you didn't take the time to make some rational and well-thought-out decisions on how to raise and educate your child ... then accept the blame that is rightfully yours and quit the bitching.

SECOND CLASS DELEGATES

According to one of Hillary Clinton's campaign managers, you are second class if you are from a red "state." Joel Ferguson is the co-chairman of Hillary's campaign in Michigan. He said, "Superdelegates are not second-class delegates ... The real second-class delegates are the delegates that are picked in red-state caucuses that are never going to vote Democratic."

So in the eyes of the Hillary campaign, red state voters are second class because they are bright enough not to vote a fascist into the White House. The Democrat vote is the only vote that is worth something.

That, my friends, is the mind of the Hillary campaign. Just as we saw with the Obama situation with the Che/Cuban flag ... your constituents (and your own campaign managers!) tell a lot about a candidate.

How will all of this play out when the band starts playing Hail to the Chief when Hillary sleazes into the room? Will red state citizens be second class citizens?

I've been telling you that this disturbed woman considers you and the people like you to be nothing more than the great unwashed in dire need of a nice government to take care of you and control your every move. Problem is ... you kinda like that.

ETHNIC STUDIES? WHAT A BUNCH OF HORSESQUEEZE

The Tucson Unified School District has a department of ethnic studies, directed by a man named Augustine Romero. Romero says that traditional history courses are "highly ineffective for children of color." So he thinks he has a better way. He wants to teach revolution under the guise of multiculturalism and "ethnic studies." He wants students to resist against history and civics as they are traditionally taught because they are the product of "ultraconservatives." And this, folks, is in your government school districts in Tucson. Romero says, "With the ultraconservative orientation, people want to believe that if you offer a naive, simplistic, color-blind orientation, that's the only truth. We transcend indoctrination because we offer multiple perspectives. It's a higher level of thinking."

So the Tucson school districts are spending $2.6 million for this "ethnic studies" program. There are four separate departments: "raza" (Hispanic) studies, African-American studies, Pan-Asian studies and Native American studies. By far, most students chose the Raza studies. This department offers 12 literature and history courses, beyond the traditional classes offered at the government schools. Next fall, Romero wants to make a course in "intercultural proficiencies" a requirement.

As for the teachers ... well you can only imagine the people who are teaching this hogwash to their little government captives. Romero "happily acknowledges" that all of his instructors are "progressives," and he disapproves of any teacher who refuses to admit that all history instruction is political. He openly admits that his teachers are going to teach things that conservatives are not going to like.

Romero pulls from one of the Left's greatest inspirations: Che Guevara. Like Che, Romero believes that the world is divided between progressives and ultraconservative reactionaries (those are the ones that Che murdered).

And what do these classrooms look like? Speckled with posters of Che Guevara, Pancho Villa and even, yes, Fidel Castro.

Your government schools at work. But don't worry. No matter how bad things get in other government schools ... you just know, don't you, that the government school your children attend is just wonderful.

OK .. I know you're sick of me picking on government schools. Deal with it. When our government school system breaths its last rancid breath I'll taper off a bit.

So ... here's more!

MORE GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS IN THE NEWS

How long should it take a principal to fire a teacher who touches students inappropriately? About three seconds: "You are fired." But in Oregon it takes months for the agency that licenses Oregon teachers to discipline teachers. Not even fire them. But just discipline them.

Or there is another option: cut the teachers a deal. To get a low-life middle school government teacher, Kenneth John Cushing, to leave immediately ... the administration had to cut him a deal. What did this creep do? They called it "inappropriate touching." In other words, he fondled about eight little girls. Government officials agreed that if Cushing resigned, that they would conceal his misconduct from the public. So if a potential employer called the school looking for a reference, the school would simply say that he left for personal reasons. They would lie about this creep's actions. And some teachers got away with more ... promised cash settlements, health insurance and letters of recommendation.

Over the past five years, almost half of Oregon teachers that were disciplined for sexual misconduct left the school district with these "confidential agreements." The practice of giving these creeps confidentiality is so widespread that government school officials across the country call it "passing the trash."

There couldn't be a better phrase.

READING ASSIGNMENTS

Some Obama supporters don't faint, they make youtube videos. Seriously, how can he lose with Super Obama Girl fighting for him?

John McCain has pledged to not raise taxes under any circumstances if he is elected president. Gee ... haven't we heard this somewhere before?.

Ted Kennedy is accusing Hillary of "fear mongering" and spreading lies about Barack Obama's healthcare plan ... wait, what? Ted Kennedy? Teddy is making accusations? I wonder if Mary Jo's parents (wait .. her father died a few months ago) would like to make any accusations of their own.

The US-Islamic World Forum has voiced its support for Barack Obama. This should start the tongues wagging.

New York City jails are now getting a healthy food makeover because it is our "moral obligation" to make good decisions for inmates.

The reaction from the Islamic world in response to the reprinting of the Muhammad cartoons? "Blow up the Danish embassies and kill the ambassadors." Which cartoons of Muhammad? Why ... this one, for instance:

Police in Phoenix, Arizona will soon be able to ask all people arrested whether they are in the United States legally. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?

Geert Wilders, this Dutch politician with all the hype surrounding his movie about the Koran, says that he does not hate Muslims ... he hates their book and their ideology.

A Muslim father stoned his 14-year-old daughter to death because she had a relationship with a man, which "besmirched his honor." Muslims .... Gotta love 'em. I wonder if any baseball scouts have shown an interest in some of these Muslim rock throwers.

Women voting at a women-only polling station in Pakistan were prevented from voting because older Muslims decided that women should not cast ballots.

You'll be happy to know that Muslim authorities in Iran have determined that it is OK for humans to eat crocodile meat. What a relief!

Imagine ... you help your Amish neighbors get into town to get some supplies. Then you receive a letter from the Pennsylvania Public Utility Commission telling you that what you did was illegal without a Certificate of Public Convenience.

According to an Australian news agency, your boss is less likely to get cancer than you are.

Now for a list of eight of the weirdest theme parks you could ever imagine to visit. You can't miss out on the topless hippos. Sad to say ... no turbo creation parks in the list.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has a love affair going on with jane fonda. Here's today's coverage. By the way, wouldn't it be a nice journalistic convention not to capitalize the names of traitors?

In election 2008, don't forget Angry White Men.

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