Monday, January 28, 2008
HILLARY SELF-DESTRUCTING?
If it is so, it certainly isn't being done alone. She's getting more than enough help from her red-faced, abusive, blustering, race-baiting so-called "husband." This little ploy of trying to make a racial issue out of Barack Obama and the South Carolina primary went over about as well as a pregnant Nun. Word is out now that Hillary and her campaign staff are telling the philanderer to chill. I'm sure she would rather he just find some nice little flat-belly to bed while she does the campaigning from now on.
Today Ted Kennedy will come out for Obama. The liberal establishment is in disarray and Clinton staffers are what you might call "pissed." I'm no fan of Bill Clinton, but at least his girlfriends survive .. though sometimes with bite marks. With Florida primary tomorrow .. and the work up to Super Tuesday ... we're going to have some kind of fun this week. MILITARY RECRUITMENT CENTERS TREATED LIKE PORN STORES?
Only in Berkeley, California would our military be held in such high disdain. In response to a Marine Corps recruiting office opening in Berkeley last year, local activists want to make it more difficult to open future recruiting centers. Their plan? They want to zone military recruitment offices the same way they zone adult pornography stores. Berkeley voters would require military recruitment offices and private military companies to first acquire a special use permit. In order to get one of these permits, the public must first hold a hearing and a public comment period. If it even gets beyond that point, recruitment offices would not be able to open within 600 feet of residential districts, government parks, government health clinics, government libraries, schools or churches. This is modeled after the current zoning laws restricting the location of porn stores. What a disgusting community. CHAVEZ IS OFF HIS ROCKER ... AGAIN
Hugo Chavez is accusing the United States and Colombia of plotting a military "aggression" against Venezuela. Somehow he found time to dream up this plan in between his takeover of private business sectors in his country. Of course, he has no evidence to offer anyone. That's because there is no evidence. This is one way this goon stays in power ... conjuring up enemies. But Hugo the Horrible and he does have one thing: oil. He has warned Colombia not to attempt "provocation" or Venezuela will cut off oil exports. Hugo the horrible says that oil would reach $300, and "invaders would have to step over our dead bodies" to change that. What a way to make friends with your neighbors.
Maybe the Columbians will take him out. Imagine our distress. NO CHILD INSIDE
A Democrat lawmaker in New Mexico wants to use tax dollars to get fat children outside rather than stuck in front of the TV. Listen to this, one quarter of New Mexico's children are obese or overweight. That's one in four! Only half of them ever finish high school. Not surprisingly, the lawmaker to devise this plan is a woman by the name of Gail Chasey. The bill would levy a 1% excise tax on the purchase of TVs, video games and video game equipment. The money collected would go into a fund known as the "Leave No Child Inside." It is expected to raise $4 million dollars a year. And what would they actually do? The money would go toward promoting a healthier lifestyle. It will also provide children with outdoor learning experiences by using state parks and government lands as classrooms. Don't you love it when politicians use tax policy to implement lifestyle decisions for constituents? RIDICULOUS GOVERNMENT SCHOOL MOMENT OF THE DAY
In Sydney, Australia a 5 year old boy was playing with chalk at his government school. He had ground up chalk on the palm of his hand. He dared his buddies to lick the chalk off of his hands. Now what's the logical next step in this scenario? Let's trying calling the drug councilors to help the 5 year old who may be addicted to drugs. Unbelievable. REDNECK SCRAP BOOK Poor man's bungie jumping? More in the Redneck Scrap Book. READING ASSIGNMENTS Release Date February 12th!
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Hey, can you blame Neal for watching Taylor Swift videos over and over again? Oh no! Who have we made angry now? Toyota now beats General Motors in worldwide production of automobiles. At what point are we going to come to realize and admit that much of the blame not all, but a great deal rests on our wonderful auto worker's unions. The Kennedy's have jumped into Barack Obama's camp with Teddy and Caroline endorsing his candidacy. Billary is not pleased. Hey Bill! Why not compare Obama to Jesse Jackson again! That seems to be working for you! An interesting story from The Village Voice, circa 2000, in which Hillary Clinton appears to call New York police murderers. Then comes the tap dance. Obama says that his win in South Carolina this past Saturday marks a turn in political history. This is a little update from camp Hillary ... things aren't looking too pretty. Frank Rich on "Billary's road to Republican victory" and how Democrats will be re-living the 1990s, rather than moving forward or really making "change." A piece from the mainstream media that actually says Bill Clinton has lost his legacy by tarnishing his reputation on Hillary's campaign trail. What? You mean he's no longer a sex maniac? John Boehner asks a very important question: what are Republicans willing to sacrifice to show the American people that they can change Washington? In case you missed this Peggy Noonan article last week ... George Bush destroyed the Republican Party. Our problem is not an economic recession, it is much deeper. It is this damned sense of entitlement. Can you hear the cries, "I want my mommy!" Bill Gates has become impatient with the short comings of capitalism. He believes that capitalism is failing much of the world. Stick to the software, pal. Leave the analysis of what's wrong with the world to us talk show hosts. Italy's anti-American Prime Minister Romano Prodi resigned last week after losing a confidence vote. A new poll shows that an overwhelming majority of Europeans think that Islam is dangerous and immigration from Islamic countries is a threat to their traditional way of life. But, again, this is Europe, so nothing will come of this, even thought they have it right. In Great Britain, soldiers are being encouraged to wear their uniforms while they are off duty in attempts to boost their popularity with the great unwashed. The British are all worried because their new counterterrorism bill could be "anti-Muslim." In the meantime, the British have created this handy information guide to help Muslim communities deal with anti-terrorist raids. This should be comforting ... Pakistan is getting closer and closer to becoming a nation governed by Sharia law. This is an update on the peaceful, loving religion of Islam. A 70-year old woman in Bangladesh was burned alive by Muslim extremists to prevent her from being baptized as a Christian. Iran just doesn't get it. Authorities are looking into new restrictions that will create different school textbooks for boys and girls. By the way, these textbooks will only have space for the values of Islam and not for other cultures. New York governor Eliot Spitzer wants to free violent felons who are seriously ill or incapacitated in order to save the state $5.4 million in annual medical costs. The federal government decided to spend $600 million in grants that were supposed to go toward housing for Katrina victims and spend it on a state-owned port expansion project instead. Here's what happens when one American town, Grand Forks, North Dakota decides to go "green." Residents in Brattleboro, Vermont will be voting on whether Bush and Cheney should be indicted and arrested for war crimes if they ever set foot in Vermont. An ATM machine ... for marijuana? Only in California. Where's my PIN. |