Wednesday, October 10, 2007
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AFTERTHOUGHT! |
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HOLA AMERO!
No .. I'm really not all that much of a conspiracy theorist, but when the
former president of Mexico talks openly of a plan he hatched with George Bush to
introduce a regional currency for North America (the "Amero?") your ears do
tend to perk up. And oh boy ... did the conspiracy theorists love me even
bringing this up?
BARBARA MURKOWSKI .... UNINFORMED
A constituent of Alaska's Democrat Senator Barbara Murkowski sent me a letter
he received from her about the FairTax. That letter actually contained this
sentence:
"A sales tax would disproportionately penalize lower-income families and
seniors living on limited after-tax income."
How out of touch ... how completely ignorant do you have to be to write a
sentence like this about the FairTax? Truth is, she knows nothing about the
FairTax, and her staff is going to see to it that it stays that way. How many
like her are there inside the Beltway?
MICHELLE OBAMA
OK .. we're glad she's fine after that wreck she was in earlier this week.
But what about the poor guy life-flighted away from the accident scene? He was
riding a motorcycle, and Obama's van turned left right in front of him. How
about a little less concern about Michelle's well-being, and a little more
attention on the poor sap riding the motorcycle?
CHRYSLER STRIKE
Well, there they go ... the sheep have marched out of the Chrysler plants and
are on strike. The issue? Who in the hell knows. Probably job security.
These goonion members actually believe that these Chrysler jobs belong to them.
They don't. They belong to Chrysler. Hate to break the news to you like that.
At any rate ... what we have here is the United Auto Workers doing all that it
can to totally destroy the auto industry inside the United States. This strike,
as with the strike weeks ago against General Motors, will only weaken both the
unions and the manufacturers.
Unions are mobs. Mobs don't think. There's very little actual thinking
going on out there on those Union picket lines.
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YET ANOTHER HILLARY ENTITLEMENT PROGRAM.
Hillary says that she is tossing the idea of a $5,000 baby bonus. Golly, I
wonder why that would be? Truth is, she drove that wreck into the electoral
parking lot and it dented far too many fenders.
So ... when one income redistribution plan fails, just roll in another. See if
this one will do better.
So ... here is Hillary Rodham's latest great idea for a new entitlement
program. American Retirement Accounts. Hillary proposes that every citizen
have a 401(k)-type retirement account. You can put up to $1,000 annually in the
account and the government will match 100% of it (if you make less than
$60,000).
How will she pay for this? Taxes!! The $20 to $25 billion cost of this
entitlement program would be paid for by death taxes levied on estates of more
than $7 million per couple. She says that this will help "narrow the gap"
between the evil rich and the "unfortunate" people who don't have enough savings
for retirement.
OK .. rather than going through a long narrative on Hillary's latest
tax-and-spend plan, let me just give you some bullet points.
For every dollar families earning less than $60,000 a year put into their
account the federal government will match that dollar – up to $1000. This will
be called a "refundable tax credit."
Refundable tax credits are a scam.
In the mid 1970s I purchased my first home. Builders were having a tough
time selling homes back then, so the government instituted a $2000 tax credit
for anyone purchasing a newly-built home. This meant that I could take when I
filled out my tax return I would subtract whatever I owed the government by
$2000, and pay the difference. If my tax liability minus $2000 equaled zero or
less, then I simply didn't pay any federal income taxes, and that was the end of
the story.
That is not the way "refundable" tax credits work. With the modern invention
of the "refundable" tax credit you once again subtract the credit from the taxes
you owe the federal government. BUT ... if the tax credit is more than the taxes
you owe, the government pays you the difference! In other words, the
government uses its police power to seize the difference between the amount of
taxes you owed and the amount of your credit from some other individual, and
then hands that money over to you.
Income redistribution ... pure and simple.
Hillary's little savings scheme isn't going to cost the "government," as she
say, $20 to $25 billion. Much of that money is simply seized by the government
and handed over.
Now .. if Hillary gets her little entitlement plan passed, let me tell you
what the future holds in store. In campaign after campaign Democrats will tell
the voters "Vote for me and we'll increase the contribution limit for your
American Retirement Account. Vote for that evil Republican running against me
and he will take your money away!
By the way ... you don't have to work to get this handout. Of course if you
don't work, you don't have income. If you don't have income you don't owe
income taxes. That would mean that every single non-working person in this
country would just have to find $1000 somewhere to put into this account and the
government would rush forward to match it with someone else's money.
Illegal aliens? I don't know. She hasn't said yet. Maybe someone will ask
this dangerous woman if she plans to set up these accounts for illegals. The
answer should be interesting.
Something else interesting: Hillary says that less than half the families in
the U.S. have retirement savings accounts. Another lie. Ever heard of Social
Security? Now instead of creating this new entitlement program, why not just
establish private accounts for each and every poor sap paying into Social
Security right now? Oh wait, I forgot. The politicians need those Social
Security taxes to fund their vote-buying programs.
Watch this woman. All she seems to be doing lately is coming up with ideas
for government entitlement programs ... and government entitlement programs are
nothing more than wealth redistribution programs. Check your scorecard we have:
- Nationalized Health Care.
- The Baby Bonus
- American Retirement Accounts
- Hillary's idea of government involvement in our
children's education even before kindergarten!
In the meantime ... have you heard one single idea from Hillary that would
increase your personal freedom? Have you heard one single idea that would
decrease the intrusiveness or the power of the Imperial Federal Government? How
about one idea that would promote competition in the free market?
You're right ... you haven't.
You haven't because Hillary Clinton worships the God of Government. This is
a woman who feels that there are only a select few in this country who are
capable of ordering and living their own lives without guidance from those
smarter and more capable than they. This is a woman who believes to the depth
of her soul that you can't exist without embrace of government guiding your
every step and picking you up every time you stumble.
To Hillary Rodham Clinton, self sufficiency is a vice.
What's next? Stay tuned, it should only take a day or two to figure that
out.

HUGO'S 'NEW MAN'
Hugo Chavez is toughening the stance of his 'revolution' by forcibly changing
the culture of Venezuelans to be less "American."
Here are some of the vices that Hugo will curb in his efforts to encourage
Venezuelans to be the "New Man."
Venezuela is one of the largest whisky importers in the world ... but not any
more once Hugo curbs those pesky imports. A 50% tax increase will be placed on
alcoholic beverages as of next week. Along with that, beer trucks will be
forbidden and will be seized by the government.
Cigarette taxes will soar to 72% and new taxes will be placed on luxury items
like fancy cars and artwork.
He also has other requests: Don't put too much hot sauce on your food,
exercise regularly, eat low-cholesterol foods, and respect the speed limit. Oh
and when it comes to parents: stop buying Barbie dolls and breast jobs for your
daughters.
Stop buying breast jobs? OK .. now he's gone entirely too far!
HOLLYWOOD CALLS ON MUSLIMS
The Council on American-Islamic Relations in Los Angeles teamed up with FOX
Television to host a workshop called
"Hollywood 101." The workshop and studio tour was meant to encourage Muslim
writers, directors and actors to work in the entertainment industry.
It was also designed to promote a change in Hollywood's portrayal of Muslims
and Arabs.
The Executive Director of CAIR in LA has figured it out ... media shapes
popular culture. She he wants to changes the way that Muslims are portrayed so
that Arabs will be viewed in a more "accurate and balanced" light.
Oh and the director wanted to make sure and thank FOX's Diversity Department
for the workshop. Seriously.
Hmmmmm .....
Movies where nobody can be shown drinking? Nobody can eat pork? Women have
to be covered? Think I'm kidding?
PHONY MUSLIM POSTERS
The campus of George Washington University is in an uproar after posters were
put up around campus promoting Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week. The posters,
however, were headlined: "HATE MUSLIMS? SO DO WE!!!"
You can
see the poster here where it shows a diagram of a Muslim and arrows pointing
to a "suicide vest," "hidden AK-47" and "peg-leg for smuggling children and
heroin."
The Muslim Student Association immediately pegged the flyers to be created by
a conservative group on campus. What they failed to see is the over-the-top
irony written on the rest of the poster. The poster went on to mock
conservative groups on campus by saying that the posters were "Brought to you by
Students for Conservative-Fascism Awareness."
How did the media treat this story?
Click here to find out. Clearly the media was in a mood to blame the right
for these posters, and make no attempt to find out what was really going on.
And what was going on? Well, .. you saw this coming, didn't you. The
posters were fake. Not only were they fake, but they were put up by a Muslim
student. Don't you love seeing the media with a little egg on their face?
Let's see how quickly this story dies now.
SIMPLE SOLUTION – REBATES NOT AVAILABLE IN CALIFORNIA
The California legislature has come up with another lame-brained idea. This
one has to do with those rebates you get when you buy some consumer products.
As you perhaps know, when you buy an item that has a rebate you are required
to jump through quite a few hoops to get that money back. You have to cut out
proof of purchase from the item, fill out a form, include a copy of the sales
receipt, and send it all to an address --- then wait a few weeks – or months –
before you get your money.
So .. what did the California legislature do? Well, the politicians were
upset that so few people who buy these products ever jump through the hoops to
get their rebates. The figure is about 40 percent. So, if the Governator signs
the bill, the retailer will be responsible for making sure the rebate is
delivered to the consumer.
Haven't these idiot legislators in California learned their lesson yet?
Years ago these fools get their boxers in a bunch over ATM charges. They didn't
like the fact that if banked at Bank A, but went to Bank B to use their ATM,
Bank B would charge you. So, they passed a law outlawing those charges. Within
days of that law going into effect Bank B simply said that they would no longer
honor ATM cards from Bank A. Problem solved. The law was repealed in a
heartbeat.
What happens if this rebate thing becomes law in California? First .. pleas
realize that when a company figures the amount of a rebate they are going to
offer, they take into account the fact that only about 40% of those rebates are
going to be claimed. If 100% of those rebates were paid then the rebate would
be much smaller. The fact is, the rebates would probably be ended altogether.
So ... look for this. If and when this idiotic law goes into effect,
manufacturers will simply stop offering rebates in California.
Stand by for another repeal.
HOW CUTE IS THIS?
Claudia sent in these adorable pictures of her 6th grade son Chandler portraying Neal
at The Walker School's Seventh Annual Wax Museum of Current and Historical Characters.


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Dan Bartlett, former Bush adviser, gives his
analysis on the current GOP candidates. Bartlett calls Fred Thompson the
"biggest dud." Ouch.
Did Fred Thompson pass the test in yesterday's debate? Yes, they had a
debate with the Republican candidates yesterday. You didn't know?
Prime Minister Gordon Brown just announced that 1,000 troops would be pulled
out of Iraq by Christmas. Now he just announced that British troops in Iraq are
set to be withdrawn completely
by the end of next year.
Democrats are
pulling out of the Michigan primary in a sign of solidarity with the
Democratic National Committee, which only designates four "early voting states"
(Michigan is not one of them). Hillary Clinton will not be pulling out. Yes ...
there are some great lines here, but I'll just be a gentleman.
The federal government wants to spend
$40 billion to buy 17,000 homes along the Mississippi coast. You just know
this is going to be a huge scam.
Dick Morris tells us just
why the Democrats are so determined to make sure that Hillary is their candidate.
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox says that there is a government plan
to create the amero, a regional currency to be shared with the US, Canada
and Mexico.
John McCain says that it is the government's job
to help unemployed workers get the education and training they need for new
jobs.
This writer argues that there is no longer such thing as
"black America."
Have you noticed how
Democratic presidential candidates have shied away from Iraq? That's
because they know that they can't win on that issue ... again.
Some Representatives are upset because the U.S. Capitol's architect
won't let the word "God" appear on certificates of authenticity that come
with flags flown over the Capitol.
Yesterday the Supreme Court
refused to hear a case involving a German man who says he was wrongly
abducted by the CIA.
A lesbian couple that was married in Massachusetts now
wants to get a divorce in Rhode Island. Don't you just adore a good love
story?
French President Nicolas Sarkozy's speechwriter
is being called racist for writing a speech in which he says that Africa is
to blame for their continent's problems. Mon Dieu! Didn't this guy know that
you can't blame Africans for anything that happens in Africa?
Australia is in the process of
banning plasma screen TVs in order to meet mandatory energy requirements.
An international soccer player originally from Iran
refuses to play a game in Israel for "personal reasons." The President of
the German Football Association says that it is unacceptable for a player to
refuse to play because of his views on world politics.
This Muslim Israeli
man has 67 children, and he is proud because he can remember all of their
names!
I could have told you
this one. Apparently, chimpanzees are more rational than human beings.
Taco Bell is opening up ...
in Mexico! They will have a menu that is more "American" including French
fries topped with Mexican toppings. On a side note .. .did you know that there
is a Benihana's of Tokyo in ... Tokyo? What do they call it there? Benihana's of
New York.
So, George Clooney goes to a hospital ... and
the nurses just can't wait to get into his medical records to get the real
scoop! Didn't they know they were committing a federal crime?
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