Friday, July 9, 2004
 BUSH'S POLL NUMBERS INCREASE
This has to be a big bummer for The Poodle and his new running mate. Despite all of the talk about a bounce in the polls after naming the supposedly charismatic John Edwards to his ticket, it has had the exact opposite effect: President Bush's poll numbers have actually gone up. Think about that for a minute - after the media onslaught...the non-stop shilling by the media for the DNC...and still, nothing. Depression is sure to follow.
The latest poll by The Associated Press says President Bush has taken the lead in a national poll over The Poodle, 49 to 45 percent. What has to be more alarming to the Democrats is that people are feeling more confident about the economy and Bush's handling of it. It's about time...we have been in an economic boom for several months now...what more do people want?
It's also encouraging that people are still choosing Bush while they have no idea who Kerry and Edwards are, or what they stand for. Once they realize sKerry is the most liberal member in the Senate, with ambulance-chaser Edwards not far behind, they'll see how out of touch these two really are and the numbers will go down even further.
And what about the convention? Every candidate looks for a bounce out of the convention, but will anyone be watching? The DNC party will largely be shown only on cable, and will feature speakers such as the Reverend Al Sharpton. Hardly an appeal to middle America. The more people find out about The Poodle, the less they like. These two have to run from their records, lie about who they are, and twist the facts to make their voting record more palatable to the general public.
Nobody cares about Iraq anymore, the economy is booming, the Poodle is sinking...and the election is still 4 months away.
FLORIDA VOTING GAMES
Since the left often relies on voter fraud to get elected to public office, they're gearing up pretty early this year for what is expected to be a close election. The reason? Really, when it comes right down to it, there are only a few battleground states that matter in the 2004 presidential election. States that overwhelmingly vote one way or another don't really figure into the contest.
So it should come as no surprise that the voter manipulation has already begun in Florida. Stung by their bitter defeat four years ago, Florida Democrats have still not forgiven George Bush or the Supreme Court for calling off their little selective vote-counting escapade. Make no mistake: it's time for revenge. Since what the left hasn't been able to do at the ballot box they have always tried to accomplish legislatively, here we go.
The Florida Division of Elections has decided to allow 2,500 convicted felons back onto the voter rolls under the guise of not disenfranchising voters. By the way, that's also a pant load, because no one was disenfranchised in 2000. Every vote was counted, recounted and counted again. George W. Bush won the State of Florida fair and square (I know that makes you bedwetters cringe, that's why I love saying it.) This latest decision amounts to vote-hunting....in case the election is only 537 votes apart.
So yesterday The Poodle and The Puppy campaigned throughout Florida whining about how "every vote will be counted" (even though every vote was counted in 2000.) Already, the excuse groundwork is being laid in case there is another close Bush victory there. People are questioning the ballots and lawsuits are being filed all over the state.
Get ready for history to repeat itself, including more sour grapes from Democrats who lost the election fair and square four years ago.
FAHRENHYPE 911 FADING INTO OBSCURITY
Remember two weeks ago when Michael Moore's Bush-hating, factually vacant, leftist propaganda tool opened at the box office? Headline after headline thundered that it was "shattering records" and "rocking the box office." Now, never mind that it really only broke one true record (box office take for a "documentary,") but let's take a look at what has happened since, shall we?
After barely opening at #1 (slightly edging 'White Chicks,) Fahrenheit 911 was blown away by Spider-Man 2, when it opened the following Wednesday. Now that Spidey has been in theaters for over a week, where is Michael Moore? Well, his movie has slipped to third, behind 'King Arthur,' which hauled in nearly twice as much on Wednesday. So what's the point of all this?
The point is, you hear none of this from the media. As Moore's movie tumbles down the box office chart, blazing the well-paved trail through the $2 movie theaters and onto DVD, the media is mum. No headlines saying "Fahrenheit 911 slips to second, then to third at the box office." Or how about "Michael Moore movie having no political impact like we thought."
In other words, in the end, nobody cares. Idiots who agree with Michael Moore's lunacy will have their UFO-like beliefs reaffirmed, and those that don't, won't. It was never anything more than a liberal media fantasy that this movie would have any effect on the 2004 presidential campaign.
GET A ROOM ALREADY
 People are having a field day with this. It all started with a lead headline on the Drudge Report, accompanied by pictures, about how The Soufflé and Goldilocks have been awfully touchy feely with each other in public since the two Johns announced they were running together.
Obviously the seemingly happily married Senators enjoy each other's company. Yet for some odd reason, they keep posing in public as if they're the political equivalent of The Olsen Twins.
Since a picture is worth a thousand words, you be the judge.
THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA In today's best of, Neal will talk about his Townhall.com article The Dumbing Down of America. Here's the link in case you didn't catch it first time around. It generated quite a bit of discussion. ROBOT CIRCUMCISIONS? For the hands on parent, the SmartKlamp (warning, language) brings circumcision home without all those pesky rabbis and doctors. I'm betting if you perform your son's circumcision, discipline from then on should be a piece of cake. WHO THINKS THESE UP? Save yourself a trip behind the red curtain at the video store. Get your laughs reading the 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles right in the comfort of your own home. Or office if you're that bold. No naked pics but there are a few anatomically correct cartoons. CATFISH VS BASKETBALL  Apparently the catfish in Kansas have quite an appetite. Here's a story of one who tried to eat a basketball (pictures). The basketball didn't quite make it down the fish's gullet (does a fish have an esophagus?) and kept it at the surface of the lake until a couple of residents helped it out. [thanks Mike!]
Fark reveals the Clinton presidential portraits that didn't make the cut. More.
READING ASSIGNMENTS
Nothing says lovin' like a little huggin,' according to Wesley Pruden at The Washington Times.
Whoopi Goldberg stirred the pot at a Democratic fundraiser last night by saying that John Edwards looked like he was about 18. Keep talking, Whoopi.
Will John Edwards inject new life into the Democratic ticket for president? If history is any guide, probably not. Max Boot explains that an "exciting" running mate did nothing for Bob Dole or Walter Mondale.
Will the press coverage of John Edwards hurt or help the VP candidate? After all, the media really hasn't given him any scrutiny yet. Charles Paul Freund investigates.
Thomas Sowell breaks down the Democratic ticket, and talks about the how the facts of their records conflict greatly with the image they are trying to project.
Hans Blix is going around saying that hunger and global warming are more important threats than terrorism. Charles Krauthammer disagrees, and says that an attack by a terrorist with weapons of mass destruction would be devastating.
The biased media had to take a shot at President Bush on the 40th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act, taking him to task over his nomination of Charles Pickering. David Limbaugh has the facts to set the media straight.
Bill Cosby has been on fire - calling out parents for not properly raising their children, and calling for more personal responsibility. Where is all of this coming from? Jonah Goldberg has the latest.
John Edwards might make a better vice-presidential candidate, but not a better vice-president. Paul Greenberg explains the difference.
Why do so many people and countries continue to put so much faith in the United Nations, when it is a failed institution? Oliver North reviews a recent book on the subject.
Should The Poodle win, John Edwards will be a heartbeat away from the presidency. That would be a one-term Senator who didn't hold public office until 1999, and who made his millions driving up the cost of health care. Mona Charen says Edwards is a phony salesman.
So how's come Democrats don't win in flyover country? Could it be that their ideas are discredited? George F. Will talks about how conservatives won the heart of America.
John Kerry said the other day that the Democratic ticket had better hair than the Republicans. Not so fast. According to a survey done by the Wahl Clipper Corporation, Bush wins by a comfortable margin.
This should make everybody feel safer...inmates at an Atlanta jail escaped because the guards were acting in a rap video. Your tax dollars at work. |
Search Boortz.com
