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"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

Frederic Bastiat

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MY BOYFRIEND IS PRESIDENT

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webwench
@ November 5, 2009 8:16 AM
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Today's challenge: what the heck is this all about? Tell us what you think in the comments.

Or, if you're a dirty cheater, you can go here and see a pseudo explanation.


I think it's time for a little bit of fun. Someone has compiled their idea of the 100 best movie lines. What do you think? Any that you would include that didn't make this clip? Maybe I missed it, but I didn't see "Soylent Green is people!"


REAL LIFE TWITTER

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Neal Boortz
@ April 30, 2009 8:16 AM
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Warning, at least one naughty word. Oh yeah, don't forget, follow the Talkmaster on Twitter! ROFLCOPTER!


TRIVIA

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Neal Boortz
@ April 8, 2009 8:52 AM
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OK .. you hotshots figured out that "The Strike" was actually the original name for "Atlas Shrugged." Fine. Now see if you can tell me Cinderella's last name. I know you can Google it .. but wouldn't that be cheating?

SOME FRIDAY CUTENESS

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Neal Boortz
@ February 13, 2009 11:13 AM
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Get a load of Channing Preston's 4 month old. This kid is going to turn out okay!


SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE??

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Neal Boortz
@ January 22, 2009 8:11 AM
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Read the following paragraph. Not one word is spelled correctly .. but see how easy it is to read anyway:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervery lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh?

There ... actually there were some words spelled correctly, but Belinda couldn't pick them out.


MAKE YOUR SPINE YOUNG!

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Neal Boortz
@ January 13, 2009 8:18 AM
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TODAY'S SENSITIVITY TEST

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Neal Boortz
@ January 7, 2009 8:55 AM
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Sensitivity Test: which of these do you find most disturbing?
Cheerful sci-fi fans
Bozo the clown
Mmmmm.....bacon

The fine art of photoshopping diversity, paid for by your tax dollars!

What does New York get for hosting the Times Square New Year's bash? 40 tons of trash.

If you have some long lost relatives, it might be time to reconnect.

Here's a novel use for those unwanted gift cards.

Do you want to start off 2009 right? Check out the 80 best lifehacks of 2008 for some ideas.

Have a little down time? Check out the LIFE photo archive on Google.

7 things no one tells you about marriage.


A FEW "READING" ASSIGNMENTS

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webwench
@ December 31, 2008 9:46 AM
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More like timewasters with something news like thrown in, but really, you weren't planning on doing anything serious today, were you?

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. See, even the Hollywood elite succomb to...age.

50 hottest Victoria's Secret models of all time. Probably not safe for the office, if anyone is actually there besides you, or home, if your wife is there. Nobody's totally nekkid, but, use your discretion.

Chip Saltsman might have trouble getting the Republican Party Chairmanship because of a CD he sent out to the Republican National Committee.

Cool! An aircraft carrier made out of Lego!

Build your own squid.

Today's disturbing soda.


Maybe I'm just being a typical prudish American, but I think this French ad for soda will have you yelling OMGWTF right along with me.


Neal headed up to Washington D.C. for what he believes will be his last White House Christmas party. Meanwhile, I know you all need something to fill the time without your regular dose of notes, so try your hand as a secret service agent protecting President Bush from an angry shoe thrower!


CIVICS QUIZ

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Neal Boortz
@ November 25, 2008 1:08 PM
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Do you know more about civics than the average citizen? How about college educators? Take the civics quiz and see how you stack up.


Grape Stomping Lady Makes A Comeback

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Neal Boortz
@ November 19, 2008 10:36 AM
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Atlanta folks, and anyone familiar with YouTube, will remember the Grape Stomping Lady:

Well, The Family Guy has dredged that back up. I'm sure that woman is thrilled. We certainly are though.


YOUR DUMB EMPLOYEE STORIES

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webwench
@ November 18, 2008 8:40 AM
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This is for all the managers and business owners out there. Anyone in a position to have employees under them. We're doing something fun on the air today. We want to hear your stories of dumb things employees have done either on the job or during an interview. You can't all get on the air to tell your stories, so tell 'em in the comments!

Just to start you off, Neal told the story of someone he knew that would have a ruler, a pen and a piece of paper at every interview. He'd ask the applicant to draw a 6" line. You can't even imagine how many applicants that actually weeded out.


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