And that would be another reason why I love dogs so much.

I think the Newlywed Game went out of their way to pick the dumbest contestants.

First of all .. this guy's an idiot. But in reality he didn't do anything the Democrats didn't do .. with glee .. when Bush was in office.

There's a group out there called the Tennessee Hospitality Association. The CEO is Walt Baker ... for now. My guess is he's gone by the end of the day. What did he do? Well ... he saw a picture of Michelle Obama with her lips pursed. We've all seen that expression. So this rocket surgeon sends out an email ... to a group of public figures, no less ... that had the pursed-lips Michelle Obama picture at the bottom alongside a picture of a chimpanzee. 

As I said ... uhoh. Already the Nashville Convention and Visitors Bureau has already terminated its marketing contract with Baker's outfit.

Why even bring this up? Well, I wanted to share this picture with you ....

Actually ... I think it's pretty funny. These comparisons are really pretty good. The point is, there seemed to be very little outrage over the constant comparisons of George Bush to a chimp. Don't believe me? Just google "Bush Chimpanzee" and check it out for yourself.

Oh well ... who said life was fair.

So, it's Friday, right?

Received this Tweet from @notalemming this morning:

During the warm-up half hour, Neal talked about Wayland Flowers and Madame. Some of you might be too young to remember this act. So here's your edumacation. Also, LANGUAGE NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

The Community Organizer works his unique magic on the American dollar.

I must be a 12-year-old boy because I can't stop giggling over this. Blast folks have already seen it.

If you dig this, you should probably check out iowntheworld.com's online store. Fun stuff in there.

Room  Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



Room Service: "   Rye . Dis Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"



Guest: "Uh.... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."



Room Service: "Ow July den?"



Guest: "......What??"



Room Service:  "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"



Guest:  "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled,  please."



Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem?  Crease?"



Guest: "Crisp will be fine ."



Room  Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



Guest:  "What?"



Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn  toes?"



Guest: "I... don't think  so."



RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"



Guest: "I feel really bad about this,  but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."



RoomService:  "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin weet bodder?"



Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!  I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...Fine ...Yes, an English muffin will be  fine ."



RoomService:  "Weet bodder?"



Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."



RoomService: "Wad?!?"



Guest: "I  mean butter... just put the butter on the side."



RoomService:  "Copy?"



Guest: "Excuse me?"



RoomService:  "Copy...tea..meel?"



Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.."



RoomService:  "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, weet bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"



Guest:  "Whatever you say."



RoomService:  "Tenjooberrymuds."



Guest: "You're welcome"

Mind the speakers...not safe for work, language.

These guys were committed!

Chicken Man steps up the busking game. Now that's quality entertainment. Oh, and haters, you know this isn't required watching. if you're not interested, don't click play. It's just that easy!

Found on the internets. Looks like it was created with this handy tool.

Sent in by LTC (Ret) Chuck Dalbec.

Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

Gotta love The Onion. Here's a link in case the embedded video doesn't behave.

Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner