"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."
"If you inadvertently lock your wife and your new dog in the trunk of your car for three hours, only your dog will be happy to see you when you open the door."
And that would be another reason why I love dogs so much.
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This is true, except when....
There is an exception to this, if your dog is a pit bull, your wife may be happier to see you, and your dog will be p@#$!*** off!!
I could never figure out why my former spouse could not understand
why men and dogs have a special relationship. So I provided her some guidelines: * The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. * Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. * Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. * A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. * Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. * Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. * Dogs seldom outlive you. * Dogs enjoy petting in public. * Dogs dont keep you waiting, they're ready to go 24-hours a day. * Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. * Dogs like to go hunting or fishing If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. * A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" * A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. * A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. * If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just think it's interesting. * Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives - their guidelines are eat, sleep, play...same as you. * Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. * If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
DOGS AND WIVES
FUNNYASHELL
Wife / dog in trunk
You could get away with it if the car is a Toyota....
Bark worse than bite
I will not only take my chances with the dog...I'll use the remote...from two counties away!
Wife / dog in trunk.
My dog would bite my arm off if I subjected him to three nonstop hours in the trunk with her!
Hicks are conservatives
"Therefore the whole trunk thought process only applies to liberals."
Not so, it applies to Elephants too.
Dogs and Trunks
Too bad my wife can't be more like my dog.
NEAL'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Good luck convincing a jury of the "inadvertently" part...
dogs and trunks
Even if it is not an accident, the dog is still glad to see you!!
What?
Neal, you are talking to hicks. Hicks are conservatives and hicks own trucks. Therefore the whole trunk thought process only applies to liberals.
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