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CAGANERS

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Neal Boortz
@ February 2, 2010 8:24 AM
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This just goes to show you that there's always something new under the sun. It will also demonstrate that I have some serious issues. Now I realize this is in no way important to any of us. That's why I put it at the end of the Nuze. But dammit .. it's funny as hell.

Here, through the magic of cut-and-paste, is information on Caganers from Wikipedia.

(we're going to stick the rest of this behind another click for you "sensitive" folks)

A Caganer (Catalan pronunciation:[kəɣəˈne]) is a small statue found in Catalonia, in neighbouring areas with Catalan culture such as Andorra, and in other parts of Spain, Portugal and Italy. The figure is depicted in the act of defecation. Caganer is Catalan for "shitter".

In Catalonia, as well as in Spain and in most of Italy and Southern France, traditional Christmas decorations consist of a large model of the city of Bethlehem, similar to the Nativity scenes of the English-speaking world but encompassing the entire city rather than just the typical manger scene. The caganer is a particular feature of modern Catalan nativity scenes, and is also found in other parts of Spain and southwestern Europe, including Salamanca[1], Murcia (cagones), Naples (cacone or pastore che caca) and Portugal (cagões)[2]. Accompanying Mary, Joseph, Jesus, the Shepherds and company, the caganer is often tucked away in a corner of the model, typically nowhere near the manger scene.

Possible reasons for placing a man who is in the act of excreting waste in a scene which is widely considered holy include:

  • Tradition.
  • Perceived humor.
  • Finding the Caganer is a fun game, especially for children.
  • The Caganer, by creating feces, is fertilizing the Earth. However, this is probably an a posteriori explanation, and few cite this reason for including the Caganer in the Nativity scene.
  • The Caganer represents the equality of all people: regardless of status, race, or gender, everyone defecates.
  • Increased naturalism of an otherwise archetypal (thus idealised) story, so that it is more believable, taken literally and seriously.
  • The idea that God will manifest himself when he is ready, without regard for whether we human beings are ready or not.
  • The caganer reinforces that the infant Jesus is God in human form, with all that being human implies.

So ... why bring this up? Just for the helluvit, I guess ... but it also occurred to me that some of you out there might actually like to have an Obama Caganer. Wouldn't it be nice to have a little figurine of our President demonstrating in no uncertain terms just what he is doing to our economy, our rule of law and our very Constitution? Well .. here you are! You can have one for 15 Euros. Mine arrive on Thursday!

How do I find this stuff anyway?

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What others are saying

  • Wait, I thought...
    Wait, I thought the poo came out of his mouth?
  • The text on the base of the Obama Caganer
    It reads "Yes, I'm on the Can!"
  • one more thought
    to be more realistic, they need to have a copy of the constitution under the poo... then he'd feel more comfortable.
  • Obama-ganer
    Well, at least it's an honest portrayal of just about everything that man puts forth.
  • Just a thought..
    Shouldn't the Constitution be under Obama's pile of poo? Just keepin it real.
  • Globally inclusive.
    Hillary, Obama, Bush, Chavez, Castro, Merkel, Sarcozy, Putin, Queen Elizabeth, Pope Benedict.
    You can even get Hello Kitty and Papa Smurf or Smurfette.
    Pretty Cool, amusing tradition and get to poke a little fun too.
  • All inclusive
    I notice they have even included Hiliary Clinton in the group. That's true "across-the-aisle" bi-partisanshi_.
  • Toilet paper
    No he doesn't defecate on the constitution, he uses it for toilet paper.
  • I caganer in your general direction you empty headed donkey sculpture. Your mother was your uncle and your father smelt of collard greens. Now go away or I shalt be forced to taunt you again
  • lib mantra
    it's all Bush's fault, you teabagger, aawwwwk, it's all Bush's fault, you teabagger!
  • Class and culture
    The last couple of sentences of Mr Barksdale's comments (you can't buy class) indicate just how much he knows about the subject. Neal - keep up the great column along with a bit of injected humor.
  • Relax, they have Bush too . . . and Queen Elizabeth
    There's no need to get riled over a little humor at the expense of our s_itting President. Those caganer.com folks have most anyone-who's-anyone assuming the position.
  • Are you crazed Johnny?
    You have got to be smoking some really good stuff, Johnny. The Europeans who created this little movement are far from lovers of Hitler. Most of their ancestors probably died at the hands of the Germans either in WWI or WWII.
    It's President Bush's fault that "this kind of stuff" is available? Are you kidding?? Why is it President Bush's fault? Because he was President and you didn't like him? If that's true, then President Obama must be responsible for the gentleman who recently killed an abortion doctor. Or it's President Obama's fault for Maj. Hasan's assault on his fellow soldiers, right? You are a foot stool. I hope you haven't procreated so we can winnow your genes out of the gene pool (or gene puddle in your case).
  • Johnny
    Johnny,I read sarcasm in your post,but there is a Bush there if you look further.He is no longer a world figure so he is harder to find.
  • Bush Cagner
    Actually there was a Bush Caganer. However, since he is now history there is no longer one. I don't think Cheney was important enough to have one of his own.
  • Outsourcing Sucks!!!
    Hey, that's MY job you bastard!!!
  • CLASSIC
    Yet another example of FINE European Culture! Right ON.. LITERALLY!
  • Chunky
    Are those chunks of the constitution in there?
  • well SOMETHING smells
    please note that there is no discernable odor coming from this caganer's deposit
  • Caganer
    I bet the same people who thought Obama was the Masiah and answer to this country will buy these Caganers up because they would be able to have or share a piece of him.....................
  • Being Offended
    Actually Johnny, I went to one of the caganer web sites and they DO have Bush. In fact he is holding a globe of the Earth in his hands. I think that says a little something about their idea of the former President's policies. But they DEFINITELY need to have Obama crapping on the Constitution or a private business owner.
  • "I'm offended" Get a life.
    Johnny,
    You're what wrong with this country. If you don't like it ,leave it. What a joke.
  • Hey Johnny, look at this!
    http://www.caganer.com/caganer-bush-p-104.html

    Typical liberal, getting offended without having all the facts.
  • Offended? Seriously?
    Dear "I'm Offended" - if you find this offensive even after Neal's warning then "pooh" on you. Furthermore now that you've opened yourself up for this, I hope that I'm not the only one to point out the following things.
    1. You can't spell - therefore I deduce that you went to government schools and that leads me to my next point
    2.It's not about racism, its about current political events, if it were a white dude in office with all these foolish "change" items - the figurine would have been made in that person's likeness
    3. Bush's "failed policies" don't "encourage racism " - its people like you that constantly find entertaining stuff like this racist - I don't scream reverse racism when some current thug comes on TV and states "whitey this" or "the man" that, or when the latest "supastar" of music has a song that blares about ghetto's and hoe's and killing white people. People aren't made racist by other people's policies. They are made racist by upbringing, environment, culture and thoughts.
    4. Neals primary existence (on the show) is to get you THINKING about current events; of both a political and social nature. If you can't take it in the correct context - change the station or go to the TV Guide's website - don't open yourself up for derision in an open forum
    5.Tune in tomorrow though!
  • Obama does his business on America
    Too scary and accurate. Obama craps on America and everything good that ever came out of this once great nation. He probably even goes to Arlington and pisses on the graves of patriots. They were made of everything he is clueless about and lacks, character and integrity.
  • Caganer's Are Bush's Fault?
    Johnny, dude, you are an idiot. These items are not sold in America or made in America. Try READING the whole story before making such a sophomoric comment.
  • Love it!
    What a truism! Should have a little TP stand beside him with the words 'We The People" readable on the TP. LOL
  • Caganer
    Great....It is what he is doing !!!!!!
  • Wow, Johnny
    I don't know if I should take you literally or if you are projecting satire. If satire, I commend you because I can generally see that a long way off.
    However, if you are actually serious, ummm... really? Honestly? Geez, man, lighten up!
  • johny was kidding.....
    right? right? uuhh, anybody?
  • Are you sure that's not Hugo Chavez?
  • There is a Bush Caganer
    Hey Dude you need to look with your commie-lib eyes and see that the company sells a Bush Caganer. He's holding a globe while taking a poop. Get a sense of humor while you get a life!
  • the derangement of msnbc
    msnbc is a caganation.
  • @ Johnny
    Your joking, right?
  • Caganero
    It is also Portuguese… and means the same thing.
  • Sensitive people
    By sensitive people, is he talking about the conservatives that cried at the movie Hamlet 2, or Day After Tomorrow, or every Simpsons and South Park Episode, or the ones that put Parental Advisory stickers on music albums that dont quite meet their standards? Are those the sensitive people?
  • Presidential poo
    Only a right winger could come up with this - otherwise the Presidential poo would be golden.
  • be humming this all day
    Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like fool with your pants on the ground........
  • Offended?
    This was designed to offend you. Mission accomplished. How do you know they don't have Bush or Cheney? Have you found where to purchase this and asked for it? How did Bush's policies encourage racism? I'll bet you don't have the courage or intelligence to answer that one. How is it Bush's fault that this kind of stuff is available if it's been going on for a long time in Spain?

    Keep blaming Bush for everything. 'It's Bush's fault' has become the tired mantra of a very sad group of people. Will it be Bush's fault when incumbents are upset in record numbers in November?

    Please keep posting stupid statements like that. We need to be able to identify you so that we can avoid you.
  • Previous comment
    Is Johnny serious? Seems like sarcasm to me. Had all the standard and insane liberal lines, such as "Darth Cheney", Bush likes Hitler's policies, this is racist, etc. And I would love to know how this is also Bush's fault?

    That is, of course, if that was at all serious. If it was a play at sarcasm, kudos to you Johnny. If you were dead serious, please humor us with actual logic to back up your previous statement. I'm awfully curious....
  • f
    Johnny I am so glad you are here to remind us of such things. It completely slipped my mind that Bush created racism. He totally created it, moved the entire idea of it to Spain and started mass producing these figurines himself. Wow. Thank god you are here to keep us all in check. Maybe the messiah can erase all the racism Bush created and whisk over to Spain and shut down the factory that makes these figurines and out those workers out of a job. (Just like he did here.) You know, that’s if he has time with his busy schedule of wasting our tax money investigating things such as college football rankings within the BCS. That’s a much more pressing matter for our country right now!.............dummie
  • wow.....
    You learn something new every day. Thanx for the info and the laugh, Neal!
  • Funny
    Johnny I am so glad you are here to remind us of such things. It completely slipped my mind that Bush created racism. He totally created it, moved the entire idea of it to Spain and started mass producing these figurines himself. Wow. Thank god you are here to keep us all in check. Maybe the messiah can erase all the racism Bush created and whisk over to Spain and shut down the factory that makes these figurines and out those workers out of a job. (Just like he did here.) You know, that’s if he has time with his busy schedule of wasting our tax money investigating things such as college football rankings within the BCS. That’s a much more pressing matter for our country right now!.............dummy
  • You can't buy class....
    This is just one more example of just what a filthy, disgusting, no class and perverted pig you really are, Neil. Quite clearly you were not brought up by your parents. You were dragged up. I honestly don't know how your wife or any other decent person can stand to be around your putrid, pathetic, disgusting ass. You are just another greedy bastard who would not recognize class or culture if they slapped you in your face. Jerk!
  • RE:"I'm Offended"
    Lighten up francis! If you voted for Obama, then this is what you voted for, merchandising. I mean really, T-shirts, bumperstickers, hats, little shitters, it is all just a way to cash in on his rock star status.

    I'd get one myself, but I would bet that some of the money is going to come back to him for the 2012 campaign
  • Johnny
    I Caganer on you
  • POOPER
    Why have the Constitution "behind" him? It should be under the poop line; Barry's crapping "on" the Constitution!
  • Spin
    He even puts a 'spin' on that!
    Great Find Neal...
  • Obama (PBUH) Caganer
    They forgot to put the Constitution behind him. I can't see paying for an inaccurate representation.
  • Wikipedia
    Kudos to whoever put in the part about the "a posteriori" explanation on Wikipedia... groan.
  • I'm offended
    This is offensive and outright ridiculous. Neal you should be ashamed of yourself. I nottice that they have our President, but they don't have Bush or Darth Cheney! They probably don't have Hitler either because they like his policies too. This is a prime example of Bush's failed policies encouraging racism. It's bush's fault this kind of stuff is available.
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