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SORRY 'BOUT YESTERDAY

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Neal Boortz
@ November 20, 2009 9:52 AM Permalink | Comments (22) | TrackBacks (0)

... it was do-or-die day. We rented the condo, and the new tenant is moving in today .. so yesterday was the day we HAD to get all our stuff out. OMG! You can't believe how much stuff there is! Who needs all that crap! Anyway, if I had abandoned the Queen to do the show yesterday the domestic intranquility would have reached Condition Red. I love you folks ... really do ... but we didn't close the door until 9 last night.

I'm so beat up today .... Should make for an interesting show.

By the way ... I'm homeless in Atlanta. New place not ready for three months. But ... Winter ain't exactly a bad time to spend in Naples.

Oh ... and how's this for cool. Stayed at St. Regis Atlanta last night. Do you know they have televisions hidden behind the mirrors in the bathroom? There I was standing nekkid in front of the mirror in front of Gretchen Carlson. That would explain the shocked look on her face ... a look which quickly transformed into one of lust and longing.

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What others are saying

  • Did Neal really type in "OMG!"? WTF? Nothing makes sense anymore.
    By Chuck @ 11/23/09 03:17:52 AMreport abuse
  • Gretchen Carlson
    TMI-Keep those fantasies to yourself!
    By Marty @ 11/22/09 11:56:19 AMreport abuse
  • Move
    Hey, Neal,

    We're just glad that you're still around while you and your wife are moving. I've been known to tell my husband that I would rather take a beating than move again. Good luck!
    By Donna @ 11/22/09 12:34:50 AMreport abuse
  • Repeatedly amazed at your humility
    That lust and longing comment got me (in laughter). I am repeatedly amazed at just how humble you really are Neal. I've wondered why we are having such population growth in Atlanta the past several years, now I know! The ladies are all moving to Atlanta to get close to the Talkmaster!!!!!

    =)
    By Jim Frank @ 11/21/09 10:49:34 AMreport abuse
  • apparently
    Neal isn't just smoking the MEDICINAL weed, sounds like some recreational usage led to serious delusions
    By damnyankee84 @ 11/21/09 10:29:40 AMreport abuse
  • where is the brain bleach
    Thank you so much for the great visual of YOU standing in front of the mirror nekkid. I hate the fact that once something is imagined, it can't be unimagined. I had to refill my bottle of brain bleach and I need to know where to send the receipt for reimbursement.
    By phatbastard @ 11/21/09 02:11:02 AMreport abuse
  • Gretchen ...uh huh
    Mirror, mirror on the wall
    Who's the most deluded one of all?

    Are you sure you weren't farding in the bathroom???
    By rsu11 @ 11/20/09 01:53:25 PMreport abuse
  • Gretchen Carlson
    In your dreams, buddy............
    By Kevin @ 11/20/09 01:24:27 PMreport abuse
  • Homeless.
    So, that was you I saw at Central Pres breakfast this morning?
    By Another Government Employee @ 11/20/09 12:33:13 PMreport abuse
  • Moving
    I was told by a Chinese felllow that according to their belief, "Two moves equals one house fire". I think that a wise observation.
    By Bill Carter @ 11/20/09 12:21:56 PMreport abuse
  • Moving Day
    It's like I tell my friends: Helping others move it fun...sometimes it can be an exciting event. Moving oneself, however, is a draaaaaggggg.
    By jerrysad @ 11/20/09 12:09:59 PMreport abuse
  • got outa the box............
    you lie.........he wasn't workin' to get outa the house.............he was workin' to get outa the box he taped hizse'f in......
    By butt neckid @ 11/20/09 12:05:40 PMreport abuse
  • what the hell???????????????????
    RAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYYY............get away from that mirror ......and put some clothes on........

    damn you boortz.......you put that idee into his head........

    homeless in atlanta....hahahahaha now you kno' how the rest of us feel....
    By butt neckid @ 11/20/09 11:35:22 AMreport abuse
  • Day Off to move at the last minute
    It was YOUR choice to move. I have no sympathy for you. You should've thought about it before making that choice.

    You take more days off than an AirTran pilot works.
    By W @ 11/20/09 11:28:27 AMreport abuse
  • The need to read carefully
    Neal, I read that last graf & initially thought you were saying there were TV CAMERAS behind the mirrors! But then we'd be reading of the internet abandoning YouTube... ;)
    By Eric S. @ 11/20/09 11:27:26 AMreport abuse
  • 3 step to painless moving
    Step 1-throw all belongings out on the front lawn. Step 2-put up yard sale sign with times of 8am to 3pm(after 3 pm its free).Step 3 is pack your proceeds into your wallet and go call goodwill to pick up the remains in the yard then move.(have a pizza and new furnture delivered at your new place and your done!)
    By damifino @ 11/20/09 11:11:19 AMreport abuse
  • Thank God Almighty
    Whew! I was worried to the point of incontinence there for a while. But now, knowing poor Boortz has a burlap lean-to in which to wait out the harsh South Florida winter; now I can get some sleep.
    By Randy W @ 11/20/09 10:14:21 AMreport abuse
  • Gretchen and Neal
    "a look which quickly transformed into one of lust and longing." should have been "a look which quickly transformed into one of lonh hard laughing" ;)
    By Scotty @ 11/20/09 10:11:16 AMreport abuse
  • Yech
    Thanks for loading us up with that image.
    By Steve @ 11/20/09 10:05:21 AMreport abuse
  • Got to stop reading these notes so early in the morning.
    ...
    By ACE @ 11/20/09 10:02:50 AMreport abuse
  • Moving
    Glad you're back. Moving is right up there with the death of a loved one, as far as stressors are concerned. Have a cocktail (or something) and chillax.
    By mattisben @ 11/20/09 09:59:59 AMreport abuse
  • Homeless in Atlanta
    "a look which quickly transformed into one of lust and longing"

    Geeze, Neal! I almost spit coffee all over my screen after reading that! Funny, Funny stuff.
    By TXfan @ 11/20/09 09:59:08 AMreport abuse
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