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GEORGE CARLIN ON GERMS

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@ October 22, 2009 9:53 AM
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George Carlin, always relevent. NSFW, I mean, it is Carlin. He's going to use all 7 of those words...



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What others are saying

  • to the cap'in.............
    HAND SALUTE!..............to!
  • Pollute the Chattahoochee and revive the raft races.
    Carlin offers a solution that is cheaper solution than the trillions of dollars for government health care and cleaning up our rivers. Now, when you relieve yourself in Lake Lanier, consider it a service to public health.
  • @ Adam Derzkowitz @ 10/22/09 10:49:42 AM
    Refering to Our Dear Lear, The Annointed One, Savior of the World, Elequent One, Nobel Peace Prize Winner, The Uniter, President of the World, Ruler of All, All Knowing One, My personal JC, President Barack H. Obama as Senator Obama. Well Whitey, that's racist...
  • Germs ??
    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 liter of water each day,
    At the end of the year we would have absorbed
    More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
    Found in feces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

    However,
    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of crap

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service!
  • Germs
    Send this to CNN so they can fact check it.
  • Keep tryin'
    Funny how the motley collection of idiots these boards have collected will STILL use any topic in any way they can to deliver some well-thought-out insult about Bush.

    I'm going to see how long I can get away with referring to President Obama as Senator Obama.
  • Terrorists = Germs
    They should go straight to the colon after getting waxed! Definitely no Miranda Rights.
  • RIP, George
    You had a way of focussing attention on the absurdities that surround us and expressing very complex issues in very simple terms.
  • Carlin and Germs
    BRAVO!!! HEAR, HEAR!!!

    He's always on target.
  • Carlin
    I guess a good immune system don't count for sh*t when it comes to having a bum ticker, right George?
    --George? Yo George!
  • Love George Carlin
    I used to love seeing George Carlin. He would do a standup routine every year at the PUBLIC university I went to. We all thought it was funny how he would only refer to President Bush as Governor Bush.
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