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Kind of reminds me of a turtle
Just Damn
Why does this make me think of a monkey. He will reach in a jar with a narrow neck and get a hand full of rice. Then he can't get the jar off because he will not let go of the hand full of rice. Let go of the beer and you might be able to get up!!!
looks totally stagged
He's trying to counterbalance sitting up, not a normal drunk act.
This guy is not drunk
He's taken a narcotic of some type.
the drunk guy
This is POSSIBLY a diabetic reaction...while I have little doubt that beer DID cause the base line problems, I've seen diabetic reaction people act like this.
wha?
I recognize this guy. He owns the upside down dog that couldn't roll over that was posted in the NUZE earlier....
doubtful
There is something suspicious about the validity of this video. It's 10am, where are the other customers? And like Kari said, the clock jumps. I have a feeling this is a setup.
I hope someone walked him to his car
Beer Run
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Not Drunk
Anyone that drunk would have been puking too. Fake or narcotic.
Hey, that guy was laying in my driveway
one night when I came home. I got him up and walked him home. Shoulda ran over him.
Ketamine ( Horse Tranquilizer)
This guy isn't drunk, that is to say, he isn't just drunk. He is displaying a lack of control over motor function more in line with something like Ketamine or Ether. I lean towards the Ketamine over Ether, cause he still has enough thought process to maintain his goal of obtaining alcohol.
His condition is not alcohol induced.
Beer Run
looks like he was on GHB
Fake
Obviously fake, but still funny. Oh, yes, it's fake--he's too quiet to be drunk and too clean. His motions are not believable.
BEER Run
I think he's allowed to be a stupid drunk moron if he wishes. I also think nobody else should even have to pay a penny for this scumbags desire to be a total loser.
I hope he WALKED to the store, but I bet he drove up.
This guy will be the first in line for Obama care, and it looks like he arrived for beer at 10:40 am not pm.
Don't mix muscle relaxers and alcohol.
That's for trained professionals.
sort of fake
Did anyone else notice at some parts the time clock is "edited"?
@Luek
The war on alcohol was lost just like the war on drugs is today.
There's some things you just can't change.
okay now I know where Randy is..........
watch the guys legs as he trys to get up.....the dog from yesterday is his!!!!!!!!!
and they are from the same litter.....
A Luek
Alcoholism is not a disease and I think you are the first person I have ever met that wants to reinstate prohibition. So this man was an idiot, who cares. If we want to ban alcohol lets ban McDonalds and all other high fat foods because they kill jsut as many people. Prudes like that make me sick. Control your life, I'll take care of me, and this man will have to deal with a head ache and possibly a public drunkenness fine in the morning. The only way this hurts anyone else is if he gets behind a car.
bite me.........
LUEK......AA is for quitters........and prohibition didn't work... just like the war on drugs, poverty, stoopidity.....
Proof of real life zombies
Finally proof of real life zombies!! Onlythe living dead can walkaround like that. I didn't know zombies drank beer though.
Ain't Funny!
Alcoholism is a usually fatal disease. Nothing about it is funny. Too bad we lost the war against alcohol during the early 1930's when Prohibition was repealed. We would be a far richer and healthier nation if we had won. Alcohol takes a terrible toll on us every single day in lives lost, productivity lost, families torn apart, the list goes on and on.
stop being.........
WUSSY..........quit being such a w.....
oh neber mind...............
time stamp
Anybody notice the date? It wasn't even the weekend, but rather a Tuesday night! And not even 11 pm yet.
Snarky
We finally get to see what Snarky looks like.
Beer Run
Note the date. October 6 was a Tuesday. Dedicated drinker, I guess.
damn................
RANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDYYYYY...............
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
BEER CZAR BUTT NECKID??????????
well I guess if it's good for the kuntry.....
do I get my own plane?????
Beer Run
THAT "Genuine Obama Voter" may have had SOME alcohol to enhance his DRUGS but that reaction is much much more than beer!
Of course it's fake
There wasn't a line of people scratching lottery tickets and the lottery station in the beginning of the video...
Honest Ocifer, I only had 2 beersh!
He's not drunk. He's "gravitationally challenged". His world was definitely spinning alot faster than our world...
shuda used my hoveround.........................
damn.................
We Need a Government Program - the Beer Czar!
We need for a new government program to deliver beer to drunks and keep them safe. If it weren't for that greedy, capitalist mini-market owner wanting money, this guy could have alcohol delivered to him by the Beer Czar.
Maybe I'll hire him
I'm glad to know that there are still people who don't give up in the face of adversity. Sure, he could have succumbed at any time and just passed out on the floor, or for that matter, he could have just quit drinking when everyone else did. But he showed that he has the persistence it takes to succeed. Just gotta love that "never quit" attitude.
Gotta give him credit...
I have to give the guy credit. He did manage to grab the 12-pack and hold on to it. But, what was more impressive was his ability to grab the bowl of creamers as he was being sucked into the display rack and the ability to hold the bowl after he crashed into the display rack. He's a good grabber and his ability to maintain possession after the grab was most impressive.
Your right Ivan, and did you know that Taco Bell was started to give stoners somewhere to go at 2AM
Drunk Idiot
Truly pathetic. This does NOT look like he is just drunk. I'm guessing Oxycontin, or heavy muscle relaxers. Why did noone call the cops?
Loaded
His parents must be so proud.
Beer Run
Won't somebody help that poor man?
FAKE...
...as in not real.
Beer Run
Good thing he drove to the store. He certainly can't walk home.
Ain't alcohol
That isn't alcohol he is on. As the comments on YouTube note, it's problably ketamine or something similar.
Beer run
Ha to many beer he must have voted for Obama to.....they tryed help but he so drunk he wet himself next video be at the Jail...behind a glass door sleepin and i hope his driver license is be takin away for 4 years after this!
Drunk Guy
Damn you GRAVITY!!!
Let's Party
Snarky
Next time we will send Butt on the beer run.:)
Cooler
i thought it was butt neckid!!!
of course he wasn't butt neckid!
What is funny...
about this is the same government that keeps alcohol and cigarettes legal won't legalize pot. The difference if this had been a stoner going out for some munchies would have been huge. The stoner would buy his/her snacks and leave and safely drive or walk back home.
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