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3mbw Rules!
Keep getting these Conservatives riled up, one of them might even change out of his pajamas and go outside!
Hey, You got Screenface!
Neal's On Vacation?
Hey Neal, are you hiking the Appalachian Trail?
I'm guessin'.................................
somebuddy found the keys to my time machine................cuz this is old stuff too!
Twitter, please give us a break!
Someone please take his toy away and stamp that sucker flat before he actually says something profound.
George Wallace & butt neckid
George is a total hoot!!!
bn did you find doc?
George Wallace
Prepare to complain of stomach pain due to strained abdominal muscles. Funny, funny guy.
"Busted a Grumpy"
Cialis is a son of a gun! Why waste your 36 hours stretching fool? Good thing God invented the male mind and large women, or someone would have made a citizen's arrest.
@3mbw
Yeah, your teleprompter puppet prezbo just pushed our federal deficit over $1 trillion dollars today for the first time in US history.
So are you trying to justify that the left's being irresponsible is actually responsible and that this too, is cheney's fault?
oh shoot
I bet doc will be writing on my blog again, he gets a little wild...
pastry?
wha' da heck..........................
Joyce M/B..........you were 'sposed to watch t-shirt......he got into da stach again......and he's neckid!!!!!!!!!!
axeman......what happens if ya miss da pastry??????????
now that's just.............................
axeman.....sex wit' pastry??????? welllll that's jist a lil' kinky.......
Granny
My grandmother was the best, she'd send us out into the yard to find our own switch. And don't even think a small wimpy one would work cause if she had to pick it out.....
whew!
ok......... hurry up wit dat ice........
by the way we don't whittle here......we's into wittlin'.....don't bring your good knife.....t-shirt mite pick it up and............... THE CODE IS ATF 8E
butt neckid
why thank you butt nekkid. i've got some incredible pot... i've got some incredible pot... i've got some incredible pot... i've got some incredible pot that's won't effect your brain ...effect your brain ...effect your brain ...effect your brain no matter what the expects say.
he ain't welcome
that lil' messycan Jose Cuervo ain't welcome here no mo'.........
last time he waz here the po'lice waz here 4 times and only 3 peeple waz left standin' after the shootin' stopped.....
he kept yellin' badges we don't need no stinkin'.............
lost a good dog that day....an' a cuppla kids too.......
LOL@ Butt Neckid
I think there's a place in Acworth....
Be right there Doc, just letting these cool a bit...
Lol, like my parents FoxyRob.
Parents didn't waste much time arguing with kids back then. Dad always had a belt handy, and we were especially good when he was wearin' his thin dress belt. Mom was usually wearing a dress, so she would take me and my sis to the belt department, borrow one of their belts, tan our hide in front of God and everybody 'til her arm got tired, hang the belt back up and go on with her shopping, nonplussed. The thin dress belts were the worst, and they whistle on the waaayyyy!
I'm stocked on beer BN, I'll come over for some whittlin' though.
I've got some blocks of teak and rosewood. I'll bring ice, ya never can have too much of that this time of year.
Hide the tequilla, or I might end up swingin' from the rafters and runnin' naked through the woods. Too many Burroughs books when I was wippersnapper.
'special brownies.........
Joyce M/B.......pickup t-shirt on your way over .........and bring dem 'special brownies.....Ivan needs a lift after that inventory of the bunker.......do you know where we can pickup a M1A1 abrams....cheap?????
you too.................
axeman............pick up some pretzels and bumper stickers and you com'on over too..........got pot?
Misbehaving Child
Remember when parents actually spanked their children? In public? *Sigh*...the good old days.
Rockhound
Bumper Stickers Rockhound: I have one on my truck. It says, "The Weather Is Here; Wish You Were Beautiful".
THAT was funny I don't care who you are!
Bumper Stickers
I have one on my truck. It says, "The Weather Is Here; Wish You Were Beautiful".
As for Neal, I know Mt. Lemmon well. I lived about 10 minutes from there when I lived in Tucson. Made summers interesting because while it was 110 in Tucson, you could always drive up to Mt. Lemmon where it was in the 70's. Winters were even better. There aren't many places where you can go skiing then drive down the mountain to go swimming and lounge by the pool...outside.
man hole??????
15 year old fall into crap while texting HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA thhat funny....
of course moms gunna sew(er) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
People who support socialism
There are three types of people who support socialism: Stupid, Lazy, Evil.
com'on over
cowboy.....wanna a beer????
we's jist sittin' on the porch watchin' the dogs mate and wittlin'....com'on over......bring ice!!!!!!
They are already blaming "tax cuts," lol.
It's in today's reading assignments. More taxes, more socialism is always their answer.
I can see the dp surrounding a prostrate economy, beating it with baseball bats while verbally encouraging it to, “Get up, you’re fine,” while others suggest, “Hit him some more, he’ll get up!”
When can I be right about something good again?
twitter
Honk! Twitter IS lame. Just recently got onto facebook and am sometimes addicted to it now.
Bumper stickers can be removed before resale, and are a way for people to express themselves to the world, to let people know how we feel on various topics.
sex ed?
The real story is the Brits learned that girls who are given condoms and "educated" about sex are twice as likely to become pregnant.
I thought education and condoms helped?
Speaking of Haliburton...
The newest version has been spending millions to get up and running a factory to make parts for the wind turbines, pushing the Obama agenda on it's broadcasting network and it's head is now on Obama's financial advisory board.
GE/NBC/Jeffrey Immelt
It's not any better now than before.
i have two bumper stickers
1. "here come the democrats hide your wallet and your guns" 2. "here come the republicans hide your wallet and your civil rights"
and i hate a tiny sticker that says "defend youself -- learn about islam"
3mbw couldn't find a fact with both hands and a flashlight
3m states with much certainty: "Yesterday the Dow closed up 185 to 8331. What would the Dow have closed yesterday if Cheney/Bush had been given another 4 years? 3500? 3000? 2500? The prospect is scary and yet all these neo-cons still won't put the blame where it belongs: Cheney/Bush."
Well 3m... Let's take a look at the FACTS shall we. Let me get into my Mr. Rogers thinking sweater...
First, I'll source my info - finance.yahoo.com...
1/20/2007 - Bush/Cheney/Haliburton take office. Dow - 10,659
Week of 9/11/2001 - I know, I know, Bush/Cheney/Haliburton did it - spare me... Dow - 9,605
2001 AND 2003 - In response to a weak economy and 9/11 Bush/Cheney/Haliburton pass two sets of tax cuts.
1/1/2007 - Demotwits take control of congress. Harry "I don't have any legal troubles with land deals" Reid and Nancy "I don't use Botox" Pelosi take control of the Senate and House Respectively. Dow - 12,398
Week of Nov. 3 2008 - Barry keepthechange gets elected. Dow - 8,943
1/20/2009 - BarryO and his cabinet full of tax cheats takes "oaf of offith" according to Barney Frank. Dow - 8,077
Week of 7/6 (most recent data from finance.yahoo.com) Dow -8,146
So, let's look at the chart - shall we?
Bush takes office and in response to a weakening economy - cuts taxes (for all brackets) and the economy goes on a 4.5 - 5 year tear...
The Dems take control, and things peak a few months later. Then the Presidential race heats up in the summer of '08 - things look shaky - we're either gonna get Mcfool or O'bazm. Both are talking about higher taxes, cap'n crunch trade and spendulous progams that stagger the mind.
Late 2008 - Bush/Cheney/Haliburton pass a $700 odd Billion stimulus package and all hell breaks loose.
Ok - I feel better.
See 3m. It's not hard - you can easily see that the Guv spending money, higher taxes (or the talk thereof) and big explosion of crappy regulations HURTS the market - not the other way around.
I would hazard a guess that if Bush/Cheney/Haliburton were still in charge - He/They/It would be proposing new tax CUTS to get things going again and we would probably be at about the same place or better with respect to the Dow...
"... take a flying leap at a rolling donut..." - Chuck
twitte
honk honk
3mbw=Tool
You’re an idiot for having a bumper sticker regardless of what your party affiliation is. Duh. Oh, and please get over you Bush derangement syndrome (yawn) your buddy in the White House is the one screwing things up royally.
Bumper Stickers
Never understood why someone would put a sticker on their vehicle, regardless of subject matter.
Just tacky, and it reduces the resale value....
A big part of wisdom is knowing what you don't know.
They ridicule and d*mn our consumption, come to power and divert it to their 'higher purposes.' Don't expect them to figure out why 'their' money to buy votes and mold us into what they think we should be is drying up. Their solution will always be more socialism.
twitte
Honk if you think twitter is lame.
Poor 3mbw
She just won't admit her guy is just a continuation of Bush/Cheney! Except in this case Biden is too stupid to play the Cheney part so we'll have to leave that for Geithner.
Axeman I love your new tagline!!!
bumper stickers
I removed my old "Bush Country" sticker and replaced it with:
"OBAMA NATION"
Honk if I look like an idiot
Actually, I prefer the bumper sticker I saw on the net a few weeks ago: "Honk if I'm paying your mortgage."
"...take a flying leap at a rolling donut..." - Chuck
Bumper Stickers, yet again
"Still got that Obama bumper sticker on your car"
Yes, and it's staying there, and what is this obsession with Bumper Stickers? As for the "honk if I look like an idiot, I'd save that for the people who have the Bush/Cheney and McCain/Palin stickers.
Yesterday the Dow closed up 185 to 8331. What would the Dow have closed yesterday if Cheney/Bush had been given another 4 years? 3500? 3000? 2500? The prospect is scary and yet all these neo-cons still won't put the blame where it belongs: Cheney/Bush.
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