This just in: more details on the death of David Carradine. What, too soon?

The Senate Judiciary Committee has released Sonia Sotomayor's official questionnaire, for any of you who are interested in reading it.

The House is going to start posting representatives' expense reports online. You know, they have tried this with earmarks already .. the trick is to make these documents impossible to find for the average government-educated constituent. Searchable format? My guess is no.

Tax hikes in state taxes are coming soon. More than $23 billion in state tax hikes have been proposed around the nation.

When North Korea puts two American journalists on trial for illegal entry, who do you send to negotiate their release? None other than Al Gore. Was Jesse Jackson busy?

As if the Democrats didn't have enough plans for America, Harry Reid is determined to pass immigration reform this year. Immigration reform, as you know, means amnesty.

In the battle over stimulus money in South Carolina, the state Supreme Court has ordered Mark Sanford to apply for the money.

I know that you are incredibly upset to hear that Barack Obama is just killing the progressive movement in this country.

Senate Democrats are trying to convince the White House to allow Gitmo detainees to be brought to the US.

Did you know that the city of Austin now requires an energy conservation audit by a government bureaucrat before you can sell a home?

AIG is looking to charities in order to pay its executive bonuses.

Imagine this ... a hideous, evil, filthy corporation has the audacity to create 22,000 new jobs in 2009. Yes, I said corporation and not government.

How about $112,500 a year for a "chief inspiration officer" ... only government education.

Just what we need .. yet another Obama Czar. This one is tasked with cleaning up the Great Lakes.

For all you old farts confused by texting shorthand, this list should be able to translate anything you come across.