Ed McMahon dies and goes to heaven.

St. Peter tells him, "When you get to heaven, you get one wish that comes true. What is your wish?"

Ed says, "That's easy, I want to spend eternity with Farrah Fawcett!"

Now Farrah Fawcett appears at Heaven's Gate.
St. Peter explains the wish policy to her.

She answers," I want all the little children of the world to be safe!"

The rest is history!

Money can block a lot of guilt. As the old saying Money walks and Bull$hit talks. But if you dance with the devil you'll get burned.

the fact that the news outlets are convulsed with the deaths of a couple of celebrities with a side-dish of whiny nonsense from those dysfunctional mopes the Gosselins is encouraging in one way...
we must be winning huge in Iraq and Afghanistan, or they'd never take time for this pap!

I spent four years studying ancient Egyptian plumbing.

Now no one will hire a pharaoh faucet major.

Micheal Jackson -- Good riddens. That piece of scum should have been in Jail for the last 15 years. He has not done anything good since the late 80 early 90's and people are crying in the streets. People get a life!!!

The following is not speculation. It is evidence discovered by investigators of the LAPD. Mr. Jackson had books with pics of nude boys in them. Mr. Jackson frequently had children sleep over in his bed. The same bed that was in the bedroom that had- read this part slowly- an alarm in the hallway that lead to it, not connected to the alarm system in the rest of the house. Furthermore the alarm ONLY SOUNDED IN MR.JACKSONS BEDROOM.

Folks, I'm not saying the man didn't have any talent. Hitler was a great motivational speaker too. But this "he was just searching for his childhood, so he slept with children" business is a bunch of crap. Period.

proven guilty of child molestation or not, MJ was still a perverted AH, proven by his avtions. As to his talent, it was no more than hype and brainwashing by the MSM, just as they have brainwashed the masses into believing all the imposter prez is doing to destroy America, is OK. MJ was a dug addict and it killed him.
Good riddance.

First of all, I never thought I would do this in a million years, but I am agreeing with Copyleft today.

I certainly hope that you are not all judged as harshly as you have judged. I may not be a churchgoer now (for this very reason) but it amazes me that all my life I have heard "all sins are equal in the eyes of the lord" yet you are all ready to damn someone you don't even know. Funny how you claim that the mainstream media lies and never tells the full story, yet you have believed everything you hear about MJ.

Pot? This is Kettle. You're black.

Hope you are all happy with yourselves.

Even worse that Fawccett's death being pushed off the front page is the fact that her son was not able to be by her bedside in here dying hours because he is incarcerated for the victimless crime of drug use. I know I feel safer....not.

There are some bitter, sad, judgmental, bigoted people in this thread. Neal I'm a big fan of yours but this posthumous "Farrah-is-better-than-MJ" schtick was flat out childish and unnecessary.

I guess the only thing worse then being a child molester is being falsely accused of being one. I think most of us would like to think he wasn't, but if he was he ain't no longer. Still a better talent than Farrah Fawcette.

I agree with Neal to a certain extent. But Farrah preferred her illness and suffering not be a public matter. Likewise, she would probably prefer her family to be allowed some private grief and mourning. Those of us with discerning minds know which of these deaths is a greater loss to what really matters in society at large.

I'm betting the mtg Obama will wants all flags at half mast for that day!

AHHHHHHHH The media! last 20 hrs nothing about MJ dying? WTF? He is Sooooo imprtant that they feel he has to have almost constant coverage?
Why do Americans lap this sh*t up? When was the last time o real local Hero was honored so by you? You know the one who was burried, with military honors, in your local cemetary?
Funny even when ex-President Regan died,
his seath and funeral only got about 5 min. of news air time!
I'm appauled by my fellow Americans.

ok sorry..........temperature

I am SO glad that others have the same outlook. How this has overshadowed the passing of Farrah just makes me sad.

He was a mentally ill child molester. His life was a tragedy-not his death.
I know, never convicted. Neither were OJ or Barry Bonds. If you don't believe they are all guilty you are either a liar or a fool.

Are these comments really the "end results" of listening to the Neal Boortz show? Arent we supposed to have more class than this? Im not offended, I am just dissapointed.

I thought he died 10 years ago and we've just seen his undead corpse walking amongst us over the past decade. Wow, what an eye-opener for me.

It is quite sad that an individual with such tremdous talent was a mess emotionally.

You have the audacity to come in here and compare MJ's death to someone in my own families death and think that I am supposed to feel "sorry" for him or his children?

He had sex with little children. He "SPOONED" with little children. One of the children described his PRIVATE PARTS!!!!

You see moron, the difference is that the family member I lost was a good person and didn't sleep with CHILDREN.

To sit here and see your senseless banter makes me ask the question:

Did your narrow minded a** ever think about how the CHILDS parents felt after this fruitcake did what he did?


Nope, of course not ... all you can think about is some music stars family and forget about the families that this music star hurt.


Go take a toaster bath ... maybe that will wake your dumb a** up.

Will MJ get the same treatment RR did? Reagan got to fly all over America before he was buried.

(I loved Billie Jean Is Not My Lover. I wish someone could teach me that infectuous bass riff.)

copyleft

you know that sometimes people get away with stuff....

was the ol' white freak guilty? I think so. without proof. was he innocent? no freakin' way!!! again without proof.

Only the black culture will impose/force a street to be named after one of their own.
White folks vote,volunteer and think it is a sign of respect.

Michael Jackson once wanted to be known as "King of Pop". Why don't we keep referring to him as "King of Perv", for his actions.

Curiously, how many of you believed Bush when he spoke of a 'culture of life'? Strangely enough you guys sound like how the liberals did when they made nasty/fun poking comments about Ronald Regan's death. Would you guys really want people talking about someone in your family like that if they died? Even if you knew that family member was troubled in their final years? Let's see how well you take it when someone starts joking around about the death of your kid,sister,brother or parent......

3 kids are now missing a father...lets see how funny you find that when it happens in your own family.

...MJ will be remembered as a giant among men in the music world. He's be right up there with legends like Fred Astaire,Jimi Hendrix,Bob Marley and Kurt Cobain. Nothing that anyone says will change his greatness. A messed up personal life? Sure. Did he go off the deep end in areas of his life? Sure. Reclusive and weird towards the end ? Sure. Seems like he had enabling scum surrounding him, afraid of telling him no. If indeed he commited the crime of molestation, then he should have served time.....But musical genious of a man?....type your fingers down to the bone, and you will nto acheive any arguement against the mans talent and the iconic and cultural stamp he left on the planet. ALL of music and performance itself was dramatically affected and influenced by this man. So say what you want. Just know that fact and history will recognize the man's talent and contribution to music. Sucks though that the last 10 years of his life were a downward spiral. No matter how you slice it the bulk of the planet is going to miss Michael Jackson.

IF Michael was innocent as he claims then why did he pay off the accusers? Innocent people dont run

First it was Ed McMahon. Now Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson have died. What a week.

Predictably, most people are coming out of the woodwork to mourn Jackson. It's a shame that McMahon and Fawcett's accomplishments will be overshadowed by a pedophile.

I watched on Fox News yesterday as Al Sharpton grabbed the spotlight, trying to latch onto Jackson's coattails by talking about how close he was to the singer. He tried to imply that Jackson was one of the very first black singers to gain wide acceptance and break the color barrier.

“Michael Jackson made culture accept a person of color, way before Tiger Woods, way before Oprah Winfrey, way before Barack Obama. Michael did with music what they later did in sports and in politics, and in television. And no controversy will erase the historic impact"

I wonder what Nat King Cole, Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke, Diana Ross, Sammy Davis Jr, and thousands of others thought of that statement.

Sharpton also said that lots of people who had criticized Jackson while he was alive were now mourning and praising him, and he implied that they were hypocrites.

"It's amazing...to see how many people are now praising him that wouldn't go near him in the last several years."

Well, Mr. Sharpton, just to make you happy, and just so you know I am no hypocrite - Michael Jackson was a perverted little jerk. This is not changed by the fact he could sing, nor is it changed by the fact that he is dead. Perhaps some people are just trying to be respectful of the dead.

Sharpton said "no controversy will erase the historic impact." I say no amount of record sales will erase the controversy.

Sharpton said Jackson "learned to sing and dance past unfair criticism." I say Jackson kept putting out records while he was abusing young boys.

Sharpton says Jackson had "shortcomings." I say he was a perverted pedophile who belonged in prison.

I'll miss McMahon and Fawcett.

ramblingman
southernramblings.blogspot.com

This guy should have spend his last days alongside Phil Spector. Agree with you on the Farrah angle.

Hello. She was an adult female.

Only in America could a poor black boy from a disadvantaged background grow up to be a rich white woman.

a trust fund. The hard way.

It's finally safe for children to visit Neverland.

*Presumed* Innocent until proven gulity.

It doesn't mean you ARE innocent. It just means that the law presumes you are innocent until you are proven guity in a court of law.

50 year old white child molester dead. tuff sh*t!

My, my! What a difference a day makes!

Just yesterday, right-wingers were whining about how Gov. Sanford's private life is his own business, and it's shameless to be gossiping about his personal life. "America should be above that sort of thing" was the sanctimonious slogan of the day.

But when Michael Jackson is mentioned...!

Oh well. It's good to know that accusations are the same thing as proof to the brain-dead masses.

By the way, did you know that Mark Sanford is a drug-abusing wife-beater? That's what they say, so it must be true....

Boortz, you are on the spot right about the child molestation thing! Big star or not. It is what it is. Why does character count for some folks but not the elite?

Just proves if you are popular and have enouhg money, you can get away with just about anything.

Does anyone else think that MJ greatly resembled Skelator toward the end of his life?

three celebs deaths and a cheating governor are giving plenty of cover for the obama team to slid their"cap and tax" and "health care reform" thru. Like the man said,"Never let a crisis go to waste". Maybe a state funeral should be in order for Jacko to stretch out the distraction while congress digs a deeper hole for us.

Good one.

"Have you ever been convicted of a felony?"

Nope. Never convicted.

Thanks to Michael, somebody here has a clean car. Thanks to that Farrah poster, I had to have Lasik.

So, I sit down at 9:00 to watch "The Office", and instead there's a bunch of Michael Jackson BS. F@%k him!

South Park did a great MJ episode. That is how he should be remembered: "Mr. Jefferson's Slumber Party" http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/183611

I was never a fan of Michael Jackson, even when that Thriller album came out. I became more of an unfan when the child molestation stuff came out. My only sympathy about this death is for Mr. Jackson's family.
I feel more sad about Farrah Fawcett dying after her long battle with cancer. R.I.P., Farrah!!!

The country is mourning this pedo for the same reason we elected a communist like Barack Obama...we are all frickin morons. We are too timid to say what needs to be said. Political correctness like I have always said will be the downfall of society. We are too scared to call evil when we see it. Oh but Michael he loved the children...especially the cornholes of little boys.

*If* I were a conspiracy theorist, I could have a ball with Michael conveniently dying right before Congress is set to vote on "Cap and Trade"....

don't forget Ed McMahon, Johnny Carsons sidekick.

So many great points posted here!

only wish they got this much attention when they die.

Why didn't some young boy's father handle this a long time ago. That would be more fitting than a demoral overdose. How anyone could listen to his music after all we've discovered about this freak is beyond me.

Michael Jackson's music in the 70s and 80s was superb. And he was a top notch performer. I still love that music. However he was strange beyond comprehension. From changing one's skin color, to the endless plastic surgery operations. But his interest in young boys is what pushed him over the limit. I do believe that many people just wanted to get their hands on his money. However when he made speeches about "wanting to share your bed", that put him over the wall. Jackson was a child raised to be an adult at an early age, and turned into a child when he did become an adult. And he was acquitted but not by the American public. I don't think too many people can name many of his songs produced in the last 15 years.

The Michael Jackson story proves that America is the best country in the world. After all, where else could a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

All of the mainstream news outlets this morning are covering nothing but the death of this sicko, no mention of cap and trade and what it will cost us. Though this is no surprise. Meanwhile the idiotic voters of this country run to Harlem and Hollywood to mourn the death of someone they never met claiming, "He changed my life." Ask the boys he was sleeping with if he changed theirs!

If Farrah's friends and family want privacy, all the diverted attention may be a blessing.

This morning I turned ABC news on like I do every morning at 3:30 am and they talked about Farrah for about 15 seconds. The rest of the show was about the weirdo Michael. I imagine before the end of the weekend I will have tnrown a brick through my tv.

Now she can rest in peace without the media circus. Good for her.

don't say anything. Well MJ is dead...Good!

same goes for elvis.

Here here! I was p.o.ed at Fox for bumping O'Reilly and Hannity last night for that BS. I got so mad, I turned the tube off, went out, and washed the car.

I don't care what Neal says "Off the Wall" and "Bad" are great albums and they'll stay in my collection.

I bet Farrah's family is happy that they don't have so much media coverage while they are trying to grieve in private.

I couldn't agree with you more on this one Neil! That pervert can burn in hell. I can't believe the world is mourning that sick man.

I feel sorry for Jackson's family, having recently lost my grandfather I know how hard it is to lose someone you care about. I can't imagine trying to deal with that while these photographers, these paparazzi, who are the absolute lowest form of human life, try to snap pictures of your pain and suffering.

It needed to be said Neal, thank you.

There is zero excuse for child molestation no matter how many albums one sells.

I am really worried about his sister Marie and brother Donnie.

he could have been the president,if he had left the servicing of little boys to little girls

She had grace and dignity and her family is probably just as happy with Michael taking all the limelight right now. They can mourn in peace.

Sounds like a fair assumption to me.