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What others are saying
Keep the Beard
Definitely keep the beard. It gives you a certain distinguished look.
Beard
Let it grow out and see what you end up with. It looks like a little scruff in the picture. Let it mature and see what happens.
da beard
Add a Hawaiian shirt and a Pananma Jack hat and ta da! sell drugs in Jamaica!
Photo
Ernest Hemingway!
smokin
HotHotHOT
grow it a little more, then shave it into a vandyke. SUPER SEXY.
beard
It helps.
Too Funny
That's not a beard. Maybe you should try the "Cop Stash" instead.
beard
I love it. Makes you look wild & untamed! 8)
beard
more like porn star stubble
Little late
into the NHL playoffs to start growing a beard, isn't it?
Beard
What beard? You have a long way to go with what you have now! Put up another pic in 2 more weeks.
Do what I do
Grow it around Christmas. Shave in the Spring. Best of both worlds =]
Beard
That's not a beard its scruff
keep it
you've been smoking pot again, haven't you.
Sir, Step away from the Joint
Can't go wrong with the canyon beard, but you do look like a stoner now. I Would know. :)
Your face
Beards are NEVER a bad idea.
You need one of
them "Wife Beater" undershirts... It would complete the look...
Neal's "beard"
Talk show hosts never look like I imagine. Here, you look like a perv suspect on Law and Order: SVU because of the look in your eyes and the scruff. In the little pic in the top left corner of your website, you look much more dignified and legitimate.
Beard?
What beard?
Hot Tamale
TV Face Now!
Beard
Trim it to a wide goatee. Keep it trimmed short. Neater than a beard. Saves Shaving time.
Lose it
Lose it
Look-alike
Neal looks kinda like David Carradine. Except that he's not dead and doesn't have a rope tied to his ding-dong. At least I don't think he does. Jeez. What a disturbing thought.
Let it grow!
Hey Neal, not only don't shave the beard, let it grow! Guys in their 60's sporting beards are the cool guys.
beard
I think it looks great. You are the one wearing it, so, if you like the feel of it, keep it!
Beard
When is Neal going to grow one so we can see what it looks like?
beard
It doesn't look bad, but it does make you look a little older.
Beard
Let it grow - it makes you look distinguished.
beard
keep it!
beard
anything that covers that face has to be an improvement.
dump the beard
All you need now is a sign 'Will work for Food' and we can put you on an Interstate 75 exit ramp
Beard
What beard? I see what looks like a bunch of piss ants marching across your face, Neal! ;-)
facial pubes
you look like a bum. keep i.
Wait and see
Keep at it. Maybe it will fill in when it finishes coming in. :-)
IT'S A KEEPER!
You look smoking with a beard! Scruff is hot is please keep it!!!!
SMOKIN HOT! IT'S A KEEPER!
Boortz you look awesome with a beard. I ssay KEEP IT!!
Beard
Fertilize and water it well. Maybe it will grow into a real beard.
Beard
Either grow it or shave it, don't wear that week old crap like some panty-waist.
beard
Keep it. Makes you look less geeky and less like a southern baptist preacher. :-X
Beard
Keep it. Your great with or without it!!
Hot!
Love it! But there's a spot where I don't like beards, and, um, that decision goes to the Queen unless you have other remarkable talents.
Beard
Beard is ok. Makes you look kind of old though
Keep it
Personally I think it looks cute, so I say leave it as it is, that way, when I am listning (sorry, it is late and I cannot spell....) to your show, I have somthing to dream about... hehehe.
Beard?
Hell no, get rid of it!
Beard
SHAVE IT!!!
hot or not
shave your head and leave the beard
scruff
Definitely keep it! Thumbs up!
Beard vs Shave
Give Neal a soup can, throw a nickel in it and let him play bongo drums at five points. Besides the ugly shirt, he's lookin' good! Keep up the good work Neal!
Beard
I was sick last week and the last thing I wanted to do was shave. I let mine grow for about a week. I was in the yard dusting ant beads wearing my old work clothes and a neighbor thought I was some bum in my yard. I cleaned up and shaved. Come cold weather I may grow it again and don't care what the neighbors think.
Beard
Looks Great Neal. Now you will not look like one of those Metro's, you will look like a real man !! Keep it !! Just let it fill in...do not grow a long beard.
Beard or no
let the beard grow in the trim it for a goutee
Beard
Well you'll never pass as Amish.
Keep It
Keep the beard
beard
sexy keep it!
beard?
What beard, Neal?
Beard
Let it grow..at least until your next TV spot
Calls 'em like I sees 'em.
You look like a moldy raisin. That suits your personality. Keep the beard.
Beard
Keep it because real men have beards.
beard
Thats a beard?
Beard
Boortz.....keep rockin' the beard. It's awesome!
Beard?
Neal I am a big fan, but where is the beard? I can do that in 2 days (Italian descent)!
Beard
Shave the sides, but keep the goatee. I think it looks nice!
Keep it
You can hide a lot of ugly behind a beard. Trust me on this one.
neal's beard
es sal rite...
Definitely Beard!
Please don't listen to anyone and keep it. Men are meant to have beards. It looks very natural. And thank you for your voice of sanity among the Obaminable craziness in this USA.
Rock It!
Keep it growing. The High Priest of the Painful Truth could use a full beard. And does "High" Priest have any significant meaning?
Love the urban outdoorsman look!
Keep it!
Beards
My old daddy always said "Don't hire a man that grows a beard. If he's to lazy to shave he'll be to lazy to do a days work for you".
the scruffy facial hair
Boot the beard--be quick!
Beard
Just don't do a comb over!
beard
Yuck! Lose it!
Beard
Makes you look too wussy. You look much better without it. Trust me!
Boortz beard?
What beard?
utilitarian
keep it. you never know when you're going to use the last scrub pad while you're doing dishes.
Beard
Can't hardly see it right now. let it grow out some and kkep it trimed, it'll be good.
Beard
Go for the goat look!
I have a few questions for you...
Beard
Hey! Didn't I give you my change outside of the BP this morning? I saw you by that 40.
Beard?
What beard? My cousin from WV, Mary Lou, can grow a better one! It's really better if you are just heard and not seen . . . and PLEASE, no more pictures of your knee!
Beard?
What beard? My WV cousin Mary can grow a better one! It's really better if you are just heard and not seen . . . and PLEASE, no more pictures of your knee!
Shave it
I think you should shave your beard.
Neal's beard
What beard? If that's all he's got, shave it off.
Beard
Keep the beard for at least 4 months. I just shaved after 6 months and it takes a couple months to see if you like it or not.
Beard
Keep the "beard" if you want to, but cover the head with a paper sack.
Shave
The beard adds twenty years you don't have.
Nealz Beard
SHAVE IT, Neal. You are a fine looking man without the scruff, regardless of your thinking you're not.
Grow It
Let it grow, add a turban and your president will apologize to you also.
Beard
Keep it...
Beard
Hey....that's exactly how the guys from ZZ Top looked when they started!
Beard
Keep it, Neal... It looks good on you - you have the right face for a beard.
Keep it short,just like the picture.
BTW - Just started Levin's book "Liberty and Tyranny". Thanks for the referral. It's amazing...
All the best from a long-time listener.
Oh, and tell Belinda that just being hot doesn't make her a babe: I like my women to display intelligence.. very sexy!
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Beard
I say let it grow!!!
Keep it
Keep it. You look distinguished.
his hair is migrating from the top of his head to his chin
Get rid of it!
Beard doesn't work for you! Love the show, been listening since you were with the ex-wife!
Beard
Thanks to twitter, etc, we are voting on the fate of the talkmasters beard. Who cares...
Interesting
He is the most interesting man in the world! You can sell your beard clipping on ebay!
yeah its ok..
well get ya a stove pipe hat and you can be an honest abe lincoln look alike..obama likes abe..
Keep it...sort of
Just turn it into a Van Dyke style but let the mustache connect with the goatee. You avoid the urban outdoorsman look and achieve a more presentable look for co-workers. Just don't, I repeat DO NOT, color it. Embrace the gray!!!
Your beard
I like it but you should wait another week or 10 days before you make a final decision.
My husband has a (usually) short beard and I like it. But Donna should make the final decision.
dude..
where'd you park your shopping cart full of crushed cans? Next to an overpass in the concrete jungle?
beard
you look a little like Mike Savage(Wiener)...ditch it!
Beard
Gray haired men with beards are very hot. You should keep it. And I mean that.
keep it
but lose the face..PLEASE!
HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!
Apparently I'm in the minority, but I vote: "keep it keep it keep it!"
I love beards on most men. In fact I begged my husband to grow one and he's much hotter with it, as are you.
That being said, I think the only vote that counts is your wife's.
Just go into hiding for a month or two...
and surprise us with either a full beard or being clean-shaven.
Meanwhile, I'm sure Belinda will give you a few dollars for food.
"Ben from Norcross"
Neal's stubble
I don't normally like beards, but you look younger witn it in this photo
Beard
Keep it - you're totally hot!
BEARD?!
NOT WORKING FOR YA NEAL...
Wrong time to ask
Give it a couple more weeks and then ask again.
Does nothing at all for you. To me it looks like you've really got that homeless bum or lazy dirty alcoholic look going on.
Let it grow
Let your freak flag fly! At least give it another month or two. Let it come in full, then trim it up to make it neat. after that, you will know if you like it or hate it.
ummmm
You have a beard in that photo?
beard?
I kind of like the beard
The Passion of the... Boortz?
You sort of look like Jim Cavizel in this picture. It's a good look, man. Keep it.
Chia Pet Hair
Neal - you might as well keep growing the Chia beard as (from listening to your show lately) you have obviously had your testicles removed.
scruffy beard
Yukk. It'll look scruffy. Like some of us, our facial hair is too sparce and fine to look good.
beard
keep at it! it took me about a month to get a decent beard,...and it has benefited my social life!
beard
Shave your beard with a straight razor and I hope you make a mistake and slit your throat
Beard
SHAVE!!!!!!
Beard
Shave it. Eeww.
You look like Rock Hudson-
-in the later years! Shave it!
beard
Keep it , but keep it cut short! Love your vagitarian supporter
Beard
Go goatee
Beard
First you need a beard to see if it look good or not. Right now it looks something that a cat would lick off.
scruff
thats a beard? rotflmao
Beard
Too much grey, whack it off, but leave the mustache...it breaks up the monotony of your face
Beard
Who gives a S***
Beard?
I thought you just needed a trimming of the nose hairs really, really, badly.
What beard?!
Beard....give it 4 weeks...or...
Have you considered a soul patch?
Beard
Neal, Give it 30 days. Then decide if you like it.
Neal's Beard
Grow your beard, shave your head and walk on your hands. You will appear clean-shaven with a full head of hair.
Beard
Grow your beard, shave your head and walk on your hands. You will then appear to be clean-shaven with a full head of hair.
Keep It
I like the scruff. Works for you!
Not Hot
You are so not hot. Stay in radio, turn off the camera, and shave the beard. This from a beard lover! My hubbie has a beard and is smokin' hot.
Beard
Well, if you let it grow long enough, you can always use it for a comb over! Love the show!
Beard
Keep the beard until the Stanley Cup playoffs are over.
Beard
keep it you have to much skin as it is
Beard; Hot or Not
You wouldn't even make Yasser Arafat jealous.
"I won't hurt you!"
Neal, I must inform you that if you intend to keep this physical persona you will, in all probability, need to start carrying around a box of lollipops and change you moniker to Chester. Sounds bad and from my perspective, it "looks" bad! Some MEN are made to sport the "natural" look, and some aren't. You're one of the AREN'T!
Neal's beard
shave it.. makes you look like a dirty ole man...
Beard
So not hot. You look like an urban outdoorsman.
Your beard
I think it's a great idea to grow a beard....if you want to look really old.
stay or go?
I agree with Tonya - Gotee BABY!
da beard
you look like a bum. role with it.
Beard
Let it grow out at least as much more before final judgement. Right now it only looks like a few days of neglect. Let it be a beard!
BEARD?
Try JUST a flavor-saver under the lip and some grecian formula all around! LOL You'll look like a rock-star. Maybe even some LASIK while you're at it, why not? haha
Beard
Couldn't get much worse.
Beard
Looks good, Keep it.
beard
you look like a bum. let it grow looks good.
the beard
Let him grow one first then put it to a vote!!
Your beard???
NOT HOT !!!! Shave so you don't scare people !! You look like a bum.
Beard
Let'er grow!!
Beard
What beard?
BEard?
Ask She Who Must Be Obeyed, that is the only opinion that matters in this case.
Beard
Neal, If you don't shave soon at least stay away from any local playgrounds or schools. Makes you look like a child predator dude...lose it ASAP!!
GRIZZLED
Oh, please, please, please, please shave.
Beard
You look like Micheal Keaton. I say keep it...definately HOT!
Not a beard yet...
You have the beginning of a beard there...as someone who has had a beard for ten years I would tell you that it takes at least 2 months to see what it will really look like. Stick with it 'cuz you can't grow anymore hair on your head, my friend!
Homeless Guy
All you need is the cardboard sign & you will complete the Homeless Guy look.
real estate
Keep the beard. Your hair is loosing real estate on top, so you need keep the facial hair to even things out. I like the hairy terd comment below, though.
Make It A Gotee!
Neal, you would look great with a mustache and some hair on your chin like a gotee. Pls try it! You'll love it!
Beard
Yummy!
Brother of the Brush
I grew my first beard a few months ago. So, my suggestion would be to wait a couple of months, then trim it and get some people you trust to give you their honest opinions.
So far, everyone...including my new GF, likes mine.
Beard
You're on radio for a reason in the first place.
beard
No matter how much hair you put on it, a turd is still a turd.
Hot or Not
Give it more time. I like a smart and funny man with facial hair.
Shave as soon as possible
Our ages are just a few months apart and I too have a salt and pepper thin beard. It is not becoming of you or me.
Beard
Looks like you forgot to shave
Beard????
Man, that ain't no beard. That's sleeping 3 days under the overpass....
You're KIDDING, right?
That's either peachfuzz or a really lame attempt at transplanting where you CAN grow to where you can't. Lose it quick, before someone starts pointing you to the nearest mission.
Beard
The beard is not the problem......
Men and facial hair
its sexy... even on Neal
beard
I think in another week it should look terrific. You look good with or without Neal...what can I say.
What beard?
Keep the fuzz!
Males vs. Females
Notice that most females like it and want to see it grown out more and most males knock it for some reason using lame similes. This should tell you something. Keep it growing. Makes you look wise.
Das Beard
Well... right now it looks like you're on a 3 day drunk. But I say lets see how it fills in.
What Beard?
I just realized he must have been a Miami Vice fan!
hot or not
Keep the beard, lose the shirt.
Beard
Neal, you should groom your "beard". I suggest trying a gotee and lowered side burns, by no means should you have "chops" down the side of your face.
Ugly beard
Get rid of it!!
Neil the Urban Outdoorsman
All you are missing is the Wild Irish Rose bottle!
keep it
keep it. i'm still trying to figure out where, why, and how "civilized" man got the idea to shave his face anyway. it's unnatural
Beard
Loose it..It looks like you're a Muslim convert....
the beard
Hey, didn't I put a quarter in your cup this morning?
the beard
It really really needs to come off!!!!
Hot or Not?
HOT!
Dirt
Pour a little of that Crystal Light on your face and wash off that dirt.
Beard
Well, you DO ride a Motorcycle!
Shave that puppy
Cut your losses and shave that thing.
Beard
Keep it man, it covers some of the Fugly!!
Beard
What beard ?
beard
Looks like a pretender to the Stanley Cup playoffs. GO PENS !!!
beard
Sulfur and motor oil. It worked for the mange on my dog.
Your Beard
You look like an Urban Outdoorsman, I'd dump that scruffy looking thing if I was you.
beard
Shave the beard dude
Beard
Someone once told Abe Lincoln "I had a beard like yours till I realized what it looked like, I shaved it off." Abe replied "I realized I had a face like yours so I grew this beard." Keep it.
the beard
You call that a beard? I have seen 13 year old girls with thicker facial hair. Give it a while longer to fill in better, if no luck, you have a date with hot lather and a sharp razor!
Beards rule! It's what makes a Man a MAN!
The beard
Well atleast you do not look like George Cloony any more. I was worried you would become an extreme liberal. I am sure the beard would go great with your turbin and your wife's burqa since we are a Muslim Nation now.
Lose It
Lose the beard - it makes old and worn out.
beard
let it grow for 2 more months,(if you can stand the itiching), then decide.
Let it grow some
then get some shape to it. Not too bad.
the beard
one step closer to nailing Nicole Kidman
Beard
With a face like that, it doesn't much matter. But... We still love ya!
Beard
If I had a head like that, I'd have it circumcised.
Beard
Usually men that sport beards do so to hide the ugly. I won't necessarily put you in that category but I suggest a shave. Elderly gentlemen such as yourself should be neat and clean. That image thing !
Beard
Keep growing the beard and have another vote in a couple of weeks.
KeepBeard
Keep the beard. Most people rate men with beards as more mature.
Beard
Keep growing it and then have another vote.
The beard
Looks good. Let it grow out. Then maybe get a little radical and get an earring and some loud pipes for your motorcycle! :o)
The Beard
Neal, Please lose the beard. It makes you look like one of the urban outdoorsmen who hang out on the street corner across from my office.
The "beard"
What beard? I grow that overnight.
Love it!
i love a scruffy manly man. it looks great on you! ::::wipes off drool from keyboard::::
Beard
You look like a cancer patient. Shave it.
the facial grouth
Neal, you look like a horse turd on a frosty morning.
shave it off. soon.
please.
Grow it out
It's not long enough to really tell whether it looks good or not.
bad memories
sadly, i have dated women who could grow a beard better than you. you have revived very unpleasant memories. please don't track down my isp and humiliate me to the public. i am using an alias.
ooh, that's nasty
Either shave it right away or stay our of public view for a while. You look like some one I would tell my kid's to avoid.
Neal's beard
Hot Neal! You're a cuttie.
on second thought....................
off with his head!!!!!
Beard?
Need more practice. Looks like my dad's just before he passed.
Hot or Not
Neal, it looks like somebody shot you in the face with a shotgun loaded with grandaddy long leg spider legs.
keep it
looks nice...definitely keep it
what beard?
9 days growth?!!! looks like you tried to kiss the south end of a northbound miniature porcupine. pluck the hairs and don't attempt that again without training hairs.
the beard
10 days and that's all you've got. Let's see what it looks like after 20 days.
Beard
what beard?
Beard
You are already really, really ugly and nothing will help change that. So sorry, may God help you.
Keep It
I can see where you resemble Abraham Lincoln
Keep it with one condition...
Let it grow out some more. At the moment, it's too scruffy looking. You need it longer to look like a sexy, old coot instead of just an old coot.
Beard
He can keep it as long as he pulls he teeth, and then I'll marry him!
Keep It!!!
There's nothing wiser looking than a neatly trimmed gray beard. I disagree that your wife would be happier if you shaved it. After another week or so, you will be tickling her in all the right places.
You Call That A beard?
That's all you have after 10 days? That's just sad. Give it up, dude!
Neal's beard
Keep it! Goatees are very hot! I love it! Makes you look years younger! But - that aside - do what the Queen want... she's the one who matters!
Beard?
Lose it. You look like an Urban Outdoorsman. Or keep it and get a free trailer!
Protest
Is this your protest against the Chinese not talking about Tiananmen Square massacre?
You know who decides!
She who must be obeyed has the final decision and you know it!
The last one I had was so-o-o grey, I said forget it from now on. Top keeps either turning grey or loose.
Beard Pic
Is that a bottle of Geritol on your desk? I try to get into the same room with my shaver at least once a week.
I will let you know...
in about 5 years...LOL...besides you have to listen to "beard loving woman"...
Shave
Neal, if you stick a fat cigar in your mouth, you'll look like my crotch.
Show love for Muslim men.
Yes keep the beard, it shows appreciation and understanding for Muslim culture. If you shave all of your facial hair you are alienating Muslim men. Hahaha
Beard
HOT!!!!
Beard
Don't wait for ZZ top to add you as a third.
Beard
Look's like you've been spending too much time in Margaritaville.
Well...
Goatee yes, beard no. A goatee well cropped and neat would be hot, but a beard would look sloppy and have more of a Rob Reiner look...not hot.
To Shave Or Not To Shave
I think you should shave it off...preferably with a guillotine.
neal's beard
Since I'm now in my mid 60's (male), I've determined young guys with beard out croppings look macho and cool, while old guys look like bums. (Sigh), but the young can get away with things that we just can't.
Beard
Keep it, then you could do the ultimate comb-over
Beard
Doing your gearing up for hunting season—maybe. Going into the warmest season of the year—eh—not so much. But, I'm a chick; what do I know?
Wow!
Whadya mean the picture doesn't do your beard justice? It looks great on you! Very very distinguished. You actually look better than you do without it. Please don't shave!!! LOVE IT!!!
The Soul Master
Turn it into a soul patch.
beard
To shave or not to shave. Perhaps to kiss. AYE, that's the rub! (With abject apologies to the Bard of Avon)
Beard
You'll have to let it grow for about three weeks to really tell. Be sure to shave the cheeks area and neck so you don't resemble Yasir Arafat while it's coming in.
Beard?
That ain't a beard. Get that scrub off your face, Neal.
Woah...
Kill it! Kill it with fire! Oh, eh, hi Neal, yeah the beard should probably go, lest you be mistaken for one of the urban outdoorsmen of lore...
SHAVE
Unless you like looking like that...
Beard
Neal - lose it!
HOT or not
KEEP IT !! A balding man with a beard looks younger and VERY, VERY, HOT!!!
Beard?
Beard, what beard?
Beard
I like it. It gives you more hair. It maks up for not having much on top.
Whitewater
With such a pretty mouth you should not cover it up with a beard.
N.B.
beard
It has potential. Let it grow some more and then ask us. I think if it comes in salt and pepper it will look fine. >^..^<
neals beard???
neal that beard? ...makes you look like one of the great unwashed
Beard
I like it; compensates for the lack of hare on top.
Beard
Shave it
sststr@yahoo.com
not hot :P
scary, actually...
Beard
Keep it - it softens your features.
Beard?
Why would you want to cultivate on your face the same stuff that grows wild on my -insert 3 letter word meaning "beast of burden typically ridden into town on religious feast days"-
Boortz Beard
Keep it. You will find that people like us, who have trouble growing hair on top our heads, grow nice looking beards.
Beard
I think he should go for the "Soul Patch" and have a purple tint to his glasses!
so you do care what other people think about you! :)
Stubble
How long have you had it? If it doesn't grow in nice and thick and remains "stubble-like", mow it off!
Scrub
Matthew McConaughey moooove over!! Sexy!
The beard
You have that Hemmingway look
Beard
Beard? What Beard?
Just the basics
Keep the goatee...shave the sides and leave the sideburns down to the bottom of the tragus.
Beard?
What Beard?
Beard
What beard Neil?
Looks good
Looks Good Neal, I would keep it. Give the pinball a pet for me.
beard
A good looking man like Neal,looks great with or without the beard!!
Beard
Shave it. You look like Yaser Arafat.
Beard
You call that a beard?
Beards add years to older guys.
Looks Ok, does add years. Take it from another beard lover and older guy. My beard adds at least 5-10 years to my looks.
Shave your head
Hey Neal,
Lose the sidewalls! Keep the beard.
Tom
Beard!
Boortz certainly looks like he's doing better than Harrison Ford playing Grandpa Jones in that Crystal Skull movie.
And he should definitely keep the beard.
shave it
Neither you, nor Mark Wahlberg, can grow a beard. But I agree with the other posters...nice smile!
Record Posts
Look at how many posts this generated!!! FUNNY
Um, lose the beard.
looks good!
I'm not gay, but if I ever go that route, Neal will be the first to know!
Beard
Make it a goatee. I think the "evil Boortz" look would be good for you.
Whiskers
You're such a cutie, the beard is just icing on the cake.
keep it!
me likey!
shave the stubble
Neal:
I am a Spurs fan and as much as I love Gregg Popovich, I just can't see a beard on him. The same goes for you too. You might get to look like those Smith Brothers on the cough drops label.
Beard
I think it looks good. It will thicken-up, the longer you let it stay. DON'T SHAVE IT!
beard
Buy a $5 trailer, move to New Orleans, you will fit right in
neals beard?
o me o my neal... u look like all u need is a shopping cart headed home 2 under the bridge..
Beard +
Oh, forgot to mention....you have a nice smile ; ), but I still want to know what you put in your water!
Beard
It's on it's way to looking great, let it grow, I like it, it looks nice. Although, I really shouldn't pay you a compliment, since you never said thank you for the miniature Etch-A-Sketch that I sent you years ago. It was during the OJ trial days...you mentioned how much you liked them and I saw a tiny one while shopping and immediately thought of you and bought it and mailed it to you. It's okay, I forgive you, still love you anyway (almost as much as I love Clark)!
Beard
Neal i think you shouls shave it off its going to be hot wearing a motorcycle helment i ride to and know it hot without a beard you look better without the beard Like your show
Boortz
If you can't grow it on your head grow it on your face!
The Beard
For only 10 days it is looking good. Keep it, it will fill in quickly now. You have to give it some time. I think you and everyone else will like it. If you shave it off now, without letting it grow out, you will regret it. I know I grow one every fall.
Da beard
In my opinion you should keep the beard.
Beards...
...they grow on you.
Beard
Hey, looks ok, needs to "thicken up!" If it doesn't.....shave it! What's in your Crystal H20 bottle???
Neal beard
Personally, I prefer men who do not have beards. For this poll however, I still think you are a stud with or without the beard.
Keep it up
Lookin good, Ive been wearing one for 20 years, Like you my hair did not turn grey, it turned loose! Set the clippers just right and you can get a haircut and beard trim at the same time, LOL. Let the stash' grow a little longer than the rest so it gets trimmed into shape.
The Only Way...
I think the only way the beard works is if you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt and attending a Jimmy Buffet concert.
beard
Looks good on you! Better than most! keep it!
Be creative
Everyone grows a beard. Do something unusual...Muttonchops!
Boortz Beard
Get rid of the fuzz. Americans, by and large, don't trust people with beards and/or facial fur - they tend to regard the wearers there of as having something to hide.
Beard
If that is all it has grown in two weeks you had better shave it.
Beard
Looks good. Give it 3 months and then decide.
Keep it
Dont let it get any longer. But youll have to shave it when you run for president.
beard
i like beards but you might find it uncomfortable in the humid south. by the way i took the quiz "are you a libertarian" i came out 80/100 so yes!
beard
It realy looks GOOD! Keep it trimed and in 2 weeks it will look GREAT!
Neal's Beard
Shave it! When a beard gets grey, it should be mowed like hay.
beard
KEEP IT
Da Beard
Eliminate it
Beard
This is something strictly between you and your wife. I have had one for about 35 years so be advised it will show gray before the hair on your head. So if you or the Queen are age sensative shave.
Beard
Hey neil, I am 19 and a I liisten to your show all the time but I must say... You need to get your beard game up! Obama can grow that much in ten minutes which proves he is the alpha male!
KEEP IT
Your Beard
Keep the beard, it looks great and only gets better, once over the itch. The only problem is you picked the wrong time of year to grow it. Fall and winter is best.
Hot or not
Ditch the beard! Just adds more gray hair.
Not cutting it.
Neal, my 18 month old boy has more hair on his face. I can see enough, however, that a goatee would look good on you. And tell Belinda to quit looking at Penguin Porn on Youtube.
Facial hair
Keep it. It will look horrible for about a month but the result will be worth it.
Beard
Clip it - you look like an old white republican..... or wait
Beard
Shave the sides and keep the goteheee
Homeless
You look like a homeless person. Go live the part over the weekend and report back!
hang tough
give it another month to see how it really looks the post a picture.
Your facial hair
A different look for Mister Potato Head.
BEARD OR NO BEARD
I'LL BET YOU SHAVE IT OFF NEXT BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH! PUT A TURBAN ON, SCREECH ALA AKBAR WHILE RUNNING TO YOUR OWN PLANE.... SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
Beard?
You look like a homeless person, shave it!
the beard
It is starting to look GOOD! Trim it up and keep growing. Give it 2 more weeks and it will look GREAT!
Forget the beard.
Don't worry about the beard. Be more concerned with spilling the open drink on all of that expensive equipment!
the beard
Once you get past that stage, it becomes easier. A little longer, and its more confortable... for everyone...
beard
love your show, love the beard. Who cares what other people think. Do you like it?
It does not matter
I hate to be the one to bust your bubble of importance,but this subject is of no concern to anyone.People have beards and people don't have beards.Who cares?It is of such little interest to anyone.Personally,I grow one for about three months out of the year during winter,then shave it....there...see? no one cares......
Beard
Keep it! It makes you look sexy.
11:15 Shadow?
I have that much growth by noon. Post again when you have about a years worth...
Joe Dirt's facial hair
"Now you're tellin' me that you are so ingrained with white trash DNA, that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?" Gotta love Dennis Miller! :-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqM8TeaLzZ4
Beard
Add a wife-beater and a Budwizer and you would fit in at any biker bar south of the Mason Dixon...
beard
you advertise that you are moving on the carpet cleaning commercial... now you look like you are homeless...maybe it will look better in a few weeks
beard
I say keep the beard if you like it... at least you have the option w your occupation. I had to shave mine when I got back from vaca.
Beard?
I don't think so Tim.
What is that?
Are you drinking Cran-water?
Neal's new look
Neal, it doesn't look so bad at all! Actually, my husband just shaved his off after also growing one over his vacation. It's nice to "change it up" every now and then. As long as your wife doesn't mind and you like it...who cares?
THE BEARD
LOOKS GREAT...ITS A KEEPER!!
Facial hair
Give it time. It will look horrible for at least 30 days but the result will be worth it.
Neal's Beard
Keep the beard....but needs to be darken a little.
Beard
Neal, let it get some more growth, it looks too sparse to be sexy it is like the bewbie's on women the more "volume" the sexier it appears
Da beard
Neal, If it ain't irritatin' anybody, it ain't you.....
Beard
You certainly have a face for radio! A goatee would be better.
The Beard
I think the beard looks nice on Neal, but I agree with some others who stated that "if the wife likes it, keep it because that is the only opinion that matters!
To Beard or Not to Beard
Hot!!! Grow it out!
Love it!!
hair on your face
Wait till Monday and start over again. It makes you look to old.
Beard
Keep it for a while, see how it "grows on you". It's easier to get rid of it than to change your mind and get it back.
face hair
looken like an old man now
The Beard
Shave it!
Around here we call that...
...a "Dirt Squirrel" ... but its a nice one none-the-less!
That growth on your mush
Neal ... you look like you should be pushing and Urban Wildman shopping cart. Shave it !!
Merkin
Neal, Wow! Perefect face for radio...
The beard
Looks good...makes you look younger. Also, I see you have lost some weight since the last book tour. Good for you!!
Keep it Dude! You look like Wolfman Jack...just with less hair up top. Add a black hat.
THE BEARD
YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOM...LOVE IT!!
Neal's beard
YIKES - awful
NEAL'S STUBBLE
NO BEARD VISIBLE JUST A FEW GREY HAIRS
Hot or Not
Hey - is that Neal or is it the new Chia Pet Bobble Head doll of Neal Boortz - you decide!
beard
is that all you got?
Beard
Keep it.
Neal beard
When it grows out your motorcycle helment will be quite, because it cuts down wind noise
Scurf
I can't really tell yet. Ask me when you've had it for at least a month so it fills in well.
Then give Donna the final say.
Neal's beard
I think you should shave it. You look better without it.
Beard
I love it!!! I think its totally hot, Neal. Never shave it off!!!
Beards are hot
I think beards are hot keep it and keep it trimmed
Beard
I don't think it looks THAT bad...keep going, should look better as it grows out more.
your beard
Let it grow out for another couple of weeks - if it fills in it won't be so bad!
Not evil enough
If you must grow it, do it right. Grow an evil genius inspired goatee. Then you can blame your evil twin brother for everything
Neal's Beard
yes, keep it. It'll fill in nicely. I had a thin beard but it grew in. I've had mine since 1974. My wife has never seen me without a beard and loves it...(you know)
Weak!
Weak beard! I grow that in a day!
Homeless
Where you working the intersection this morning. Sorry I didn't give you any change.
Your Beard
Since your forehead is racing towards your butt, keep it!
facial hair
I agree with some of the other posters...that's not a beard yet, it's stubble. Get back to us with a new picture in about a week or two for a final decision!
Beard
Keep It!
Beard
I personally like it. Facial hair is the sign of a manly man :)oh la la!
YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOM...LOVE IT!!!
Beard
Let it grow in some more-good things take a little time, Neal :)
Your beard
I like it! You wear the "rough" look well & it makes you look younger!
Shave It!
Looks a little like a young pre-pubesent boy. You'd think it'd be a little thicker after not shaving for so long!
your weak-a$$ beard
Neal.. looks like you should be pushing a shopping cart. a real "urban wildman"
Weak!
Weak beard! I grow that in a day!
your beard
keep it...looking sexy
That's a beard?
That's the best you can do in a week?!? I'm blond, half your age, and can grow that in about 3-4 days! :)
SHAVE IT!
Keep it !
You look a lot like me, 29 recently married, keep it up...
beard
looks "sexy scruffy" but the gray will add years. I like scruffy :)
Beard?
Neal we need to be honest. That is barely a beard, so thin. Unless there is hope of thickness soon, shave.
Hot or Not?
Don't know, but pretty soon - Cocoa will be jealous of your growth!
What beard? Looks like 5 o'clock shadow.
Beard
Mensch! Du siehst wie ein Obdachloser aus.
On it's way to HOT
Just give it a little more time to get just a LITTLE bit filled out and it will look FAB! I think you should Goat-T it!!
shave it
Keep it clean
Shave or not
Looks great - I say keep it
Your Beard
It that all you've got to show for 10 days?????
The Beard
Keep it for awhile and see what happens.
Beard
Looks good man. Better beard than I can grown.
Great!
Love the tickler! Who cares what everyone else thinks...you of all people!
Is that all you got?
Beard
Keep it for a while. It will hopefully fill in.
Keep it! Gotta cover the ugly!
chin whiskers - a work in progress
It is now a trifle sparce, with time it could become a noble mark of distiction. Please to keep the beard.
hot or not beard
I think you look a little....down on your luck. Shave it off.
Keep or Shave
Shave
Looking butch
Not bad. Post again when it's Gandalf-like.
Awww Jeez..You're on Hot or Not
Really?
Follicly Challenged
Grow it where you can! That's what I do.
Don Boortz
Keep it! It looks very good on you. Hell, I wish I could grow a beard.
Your Beard
Take it from a man that has had a beard several time in my life, for know longer than you have had it the beard is looking good. It takes time to grow a beard, they don't just happen over night. If it is not bothering you let it grow. When it growes out alittle more you will look very good.
keep it
let it grow in more before deciding to cut it. that way you can truly see where it's thin and where it's thick. it may be that you just keep the goat depending on how thick the rest comes in, but it's too early to tell right now.
beard
Neal, Love the show ! I respect the substance of your wisdom and character, but the growth makes you look like a "wannabe cool" teacher in the Georgia Public School System. It's a mixed message.
Neal, you look like Snuffy Smith.
Teh Beard
Give a year or so - it might fill in, mine took 3 years
Shave Don't Shave
Shave Don't Shave ? Either way just stop calling it a beard. I would give it another two weeks and see if it turns into a beard.
Beard
Shave it!
you should...........
concentrate on the dome........... and I agree with wes (first comment 10:45:55).
Grizzly
Keep it... but actually grow a beard. Looks like you put your face in some candy or something.
hot or not?
keep the goat... give it some time, then repost...
What is a an urban outdoorsman doing on your seat?
Your Beard
It's starting to look pretty good, but start trimming it. A beard on you will look very tempting, so keep it!
Scruff
Does your wife like it?? That's the only opinion that matters. If you grow it long enough to get soft she WILL like it.
Grizzly
Neal... keep the beard... but grow that mother out...
Not!
See a real beard here http://twitpic.com/6lf0u
What beard?
?
The queen
Should be the one that influences your decision the most on this... She's the one that has to deal with your scruffy face every day
Hot or Not?
Neal, You are actually getting better looking as you age. You have a strong jawline, and beards usually cover up a weak chin. I say shave it off.
Hot or Not
Not! Shave!
Paging Dr. House.......
I say let Donna be the judge. When it's long enough to brush against the mic then it's time to trim it.
Beard
Keep it, it is a good look for you. Makes you look more liberal.
beard
go with a goatee
Neals beard
If your trying to look like a dirty old man, keep the beard. If I were you, I'd stay behind the mic. Keep talking but leave the beauty to others.
Beard
Neal, you would look good in a goatee, but not a beard. Shave it!
Beard?
That's all you got in a week? That's like a 5 o'clock shadow for me. Keep it, it makes you look, in the words of a former co-worker: "extinguished"
hot or not ?
i think you should keep it. given alittle more time, you haven't had it two weeks yet, it will look very hot
Beard
Neal, you'd look good in a Goatee, but you can't grow a beard. Shave it!
Beard
I'll let you know when you reach puberty.
Looks good.
I think it looks good, but people may mistake you for a Hippie/Liberal.
Beard
Anything that will cover a face like that would help.
Shave or not?
Shave it bruh. You look like Castaway.
Beard???
shave whatever that is....off. Your wife will appreciate it more than you know!
Shave that thing
And I thought I had a sparse 'apache' beard....
Hot or Not
Hot!
Hot or Not
Sorry Boortz. I love your show, but the beard needs to go. You look like a hobo. It will distract from the validity of your arguments if this is the mental image I have of you.
Beard
I agree, What Beard!
Shave
Hot or Not
What beard?
The Beard
Never cultivate on your face what grows naturally on your ass.
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