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Muggers with a marching band baton?
What were all those muggers doing with a single baton?
Old Time Radio
Reminds me of an oldtime radio cowboy show that I heard at some point...
"Meanwhile, back at the Circle-J ranch, Grandma was beating off the Indians"
Baton Girl
"I am woman, hear me roar, as its jammed up your back door!
Beware of the ACLU. Start a legal defense fund immediately. It is obvious that these mugging miscreants were unloved by their mommys, and it's all societies fault, mostly W's!
Baton
Hey Neal, How much do you want to bet Pelosi and Reid are going to put forth legislation that batons are now deadly weapons and have to be registered?
marching band? mugger? girl with baton?
so?
how do you get training to be a mugger?
Love it!
At least it's better than the newcaster that said that Barack and Michelle Obama "fisted each other". Ewwwww.
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How about girl chokes chicken of mugger with marching band baton?
Can I get her number?
I thought I'd done it all! Turns out I haven't..........yet. Anyone have her number? Provided she's over eighteen of course.
I'm game…
It's all well and good that the mugger might like to express his gratitude for her efforts, but doesn't he worry that she might possibly view his starting up a marching band as sarcasm. Little chance of a second go.
What was the real subject?
Was the real subject of the headline the fact that the girl beat the muggers off, or that the muggers had marching band-sized batons?
SUCKS
bet they wish they would have bought her dinner first......lao
Damn that girl is kinky
Need to get her number.
It could have been better if...
... if it had read "Girls Shoves Baton up Butt of Mugger, Then Twirls It!"
Unfortunate Headline
"This one time, at band camp..."
Girl Beat Off Muggers with Baton
Sounds painful.
could've been worse....
could've been "whacks"...
Batons: Valuable; Sleek; handy.
She whipped up a batch (of whoop-ass) by hand. Flogged those dolphins - punched those munchkins.
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