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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

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Neal Boortz
@ May 22, 2009 7:35 AM
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A listener sent this to me.  Now I don't know whether this is true or not, but I've received hundreds of emails containing this little gem.  So ... if I post it on Nealz Nuze maybe the emails will slow down.  Fact is, if this didn't happen at Aggieland, it happened somewhere.  Someone came up with this definition, and whoever they are they are to be congratulated ... or, as Floridia's prized Congresswoman Corrine Brown says, "Gradulated." 

 

Every year at Texas A&M they do a contest to come up with the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.  This year's term was one of my favorites: political correctness.  Here is the winning definition ...


"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

 

Not bad.



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  • Wow. It took me awhile to stop laughing enough to comment. Uhoh, here it comes again, lol.
  • Certainly wasn't a Longhorn
    I'm from Austin and a UT fan, but I'm more than happy to give credit for this perfect definition to an Aggie. UT's far to liberal and "PC" to come up with such a fitting definition.
  • Spot On Defintion
    Perfect!
  • Well done
    I meant the story, not the offending leftover. Now that I'm not involved in Scouting, I don't have to work at being polite to people I would normally make a point of ignoring or brushing off. Feels good.
  • clean end
    As someone who removes their dog's solids left off my property on our daily walks I want to report that the clean end is often in the middle.
  • it's a gubmint job anyway
    whether this is true or not I want to thank whoever wrote it, and i want their name and address.....cuz I'm gunna sue their ass off!

    laffed so hard I got the dirty end stain in my unmentionables and almost had a heart attack!

    thank a VETERAN this weekend....

    DRIP don't return incumbent politicians
  • Political Corrections
    Neal, I believe the listener has hit upon the perfect definition of political correctness.
  • Political Correctness defined
    I nearly fell out of my chair after reading this!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
  • other PC stuff
    PC is also an assault on the straight white male, but if you're a white male you can't complain about it. PC dictates that that would would make you a racist, which is completely logical, considering you can't be a racist unless you're a white male. Understand?
  • That was funny
    You can't say "turd" on the radio? I don't recall hearing "turd" on Carlin's list.
  • the visual
    Is anyone else laughing at the idea of the practical application of the final preposition . . .
  • Clean ended turd
    This little nugget of wisdom has been running around for a couple of years now. Whenever I run across a PC person I try to find the freshest local example and dare them to find the clean end. Provides comedy for hours.
  • RE: Retirees, Taxpayers Ripped Off to Subsidize UAW
    Why you bondholders in GM and Chrysler are not calling for PrezBozo the Clown's impeachment is beyond my comprehension. This guy is an outright thief and liar. I would be protesting in front of the Whitehouse and calling my representative daily. Does this not anger anyone?
  • PC
    Thanks for the new sig for my NewsBusters account.

    :-)

    -Dave
  • Turd by the clean end
    I blew my Coffee out my nose when I read that. LOL
  • Good Stuff
    But isn't turd a little bit insensitive to the scatologically inclined? How about "to pick up a portion of excrement by the clean end."
  • POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
    Political Correctness strives to impose innocuous mediocrity as the standard to which we must all aspire.
  • Couldn't have done better myself
    I like that one. I may even use it in discussion with some libs I know. Funny thing is they are so liberal they probably could find the clean end of the turd.
  • "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
    ROFLMAO
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