... and that would be because I have a very short attention span this morning and very well may have been overserved last night.

A few thousand people are receiving stimulus checks from the government this week.  They won't be able to cash them.  That would be because they are dead.  The looters are taking your money, and borrowing money from your grandchildren, and sending that money to dead people.  Isn't it going to be just so much fun when these people are controlling your health care?  "No, you can't have that knee replacement.  You're dead."

PrezBO says that the current rate of deficit spending by the federal government is "unsustainable."  He says interest rates are going to go up for US consumers.  Why?  Because the government is competing with the consumers to borrow money.  High demand, lower supply = higher cost.  For those of you educated in government schools, this means higher interest rates.  Obama's projected deficit for this year alone is over $1.8 trillion dollars.  

Carrie Prejean, that Miss California and Miss USA runner-up with the aftermarket fun bags, is going to guest host on Fox 'n Friends.  Why?  Because she's an accomplished journalist?  Nope.  'Cause she's blonde and beautiful.  The date will be May 27th.  Set your TIVO.

Democrats have a real problem with Gitmo.  Now they're suddenly realizing the value of Gitmo as a place to park terrorists.  Their reckless campaign promises to close Gitmo down are coming back to haunt them.  They know that closing Gitmo is not good for the country .. but its party before country for Democrats.  Republicans too, for that matter.  

Not picking on Belinda .. but her youngest boy brought home a piece of paper from school.  At the top was written "Andrew's Happy Book."  There were pictures of things that make Andrew happy pasted on the paper.  Two of the pictures were dogs.  Belinda won't let her kids have a dog.  We're working on her.  

Is there anyone left out there who does not believe that Nancy Pelosi is lying about her CIA briefings on waterboarding?  If so, I have $36 million dollars from a dead Nigerian oil minister I want to transfer into your bank account.  Send me your account number and password and I'll get 'er done.

Obama is worried about what credit card companies do to consumers.  He has nothing to say about consumers ripping off credit card companies.  Pay  your bill on time and you won't have to pay either any penalties or interest.  Simple as that.  

I really need to do a better job of warning people about Obama and the looter's plans for a "Cap and Trade" law.  I'll work on that next week.  Bottom line .. .just another tax on consumers.  

The only people who really think that Obama's grandiose plans for health care "reform,"  (government control) will actually work live in Washington DC.  

The Postal Service has raised the price of their product because fewer people are using it.  Only in the wonderful world of government would this type of reasoning prevail.