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"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."

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I LOVE THIS

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Neal Boortz
@ May 20, 2009 8:16 AM
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The Mayor of San Francisco has a proposal for all you filthy, disgusting smokers who insist on throwing your cigarette butts out onto public streets. So he is going to impose a fee on cigarette butts.

The taxpayers of San Francisco pay $10.7 million annually in order to clean up cigarette butts from gutters, drainpipes and sidewalks. The butts make up one quarter of all trash that the city picks up on the taxpayers' dime. So the city will add an additional 33 cents to the cost of every package of cigarettes. I guess that will cover the cost.

Question ... can you save your butts and turn them in for a deposit on the 33 cents? That would be a bit over a penny per butt.

Smokers are slobs. They don't care about their own health, why in the world would they care about littering the streets. That's nothing compared to what they're doing to their lungs.



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  • Butt Tax
    A butt tax in San Francisco. Could it be any funnier than this?
  • Butts
    I smoke but I discard my butts in the trash, or butt can. If one is not around I put by butts in my pocket until I find one. I guess if I were to be taxed for there clean up I would just drop them as I would be paying for the clean up.
  • smokers
    As a reformed smoker I have a few thoughts:
    1. Yes, it's dumb, but in college kids are dumb. Most "smart" people pick it up in college.
    2. People know they are littering when they toss butts, but cities don't provide enough cigarette butt receptacles. Trash cans are on every corner, why not butt collectors?
    3. A lot of the time butt collectors are filled with - TRASH. This is b/c many non-smokers and smokers can't be bothered to go an extra 10 feet to the trash can that is probably sitting on the corner. So the cigarette smoker has a choice: toss the butt and cause a fire in the receptacle OR toss the butt on the ground.
    4. Cars need to have ash trays that are big enough to hold more than a butt, and also they need to be fully removable so they can be cleaned like a home ashtray.
    Thanks
  • cool!!!
    Now I can throw my butts all over the place and no one can complain!
  • Crap I fogot...
    Oh, I forgot! In the IDEAL libertarian society, society wouldn't be paying for smokers health care or to clean up their butts. In a society where that were true, then the libertarian ideal would be to not tax that commodity.

    However in this country we are responsible for the health of all and we all have to pay to clean their mess. So then what is the most free way to pay for the increased burden on society without hampering freedom? Oh yeah, that would be to tax the commodity while keeping it legal. Silly me...
  • Cliff, the difference
    That is a very good point. I didn't think about it that way. Its the same point I use when arguing against gun control.

    What is being missed:
    1. The minority you speak of is using a greater percentage of the resource than the general public. A tax doesn't mean they don't have the freedom do the activity, it just means they need to pay extra for the additional usage they are placing on the system.
    2. The litter law is not enforceable for smokers. Can you really police every car that tosses a butt out the window? Yes the law may already exist but what good is it if you can't enforce it? When using that argument for anti-gun control the law is enforceable because the damage warrants the cost to do forensics whenever someone is injured by a bullet. However we aren't going to do DNA testing on every cigarette butt to pass out fines.

    An your Ayn Rand quote doesn't fit this case. They are still permitted to do whatever they want. It is also a tax on a commodity not a group of people, if you buy filterless cigarettes or roll your own cigarettes you wouldn't be paying the fee to dispose of butts.
  • My Body, My Choice
    Neal thinks "My Body, My Choice" applies only when you want to destroy your baby's body, but not when you want to possibly do some damage to your own body. Neal doesn't think very deeply, of course. Should we impose a special litter tax on all smokers because some litter? Then let's levy a special death tax on all drivers and all drinkers, because some drive drunk. Let's tax all sex, because some is unprotected and spreads disease. Let's tax everything on the slightest pretext - and then let's pretend we're libertarians. Neal Boortz: Never got it, never will.
  • Forget Tobacco
    Here's an article on one of the most harmful things on earth, and I see it everywhere I go. Tax this.

    http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html




    *snicker*
  • Joints
    I throw my rolling papers away inside...but I smoke inside too...
  • Butts
    I seriously think smokers have something wrong with their brains. How is it that tossing the butts is not littering in the mind of the smoker? I never understood that logic. Now if you are a smoker and you litter universally, I apologize. But butts only??? Think.
  • HEY NEAL
    HEY NEAL, F**K-OFF,The next time I put my life on the line to defend your freedoms, I hope you don't mind if I take a smoke brake between rounds. F**k you.
  • This guy should already be enforcing those littering laws in San Fran.

    http://www.truthaboutit.net/pictures/Village-People-Cop.jpg
  • Being Sarcastic
    I think in that last paragraph Neal is being sarcastic, so maybe he's getting dumped on here for nothing.

    Yeah he doesn't like smokers, but he's saying this new tax is not going to work. Now, I haven't had time to listen to the actual program today, so let me know if he is saying differently.

    However, I think a few $500 littering fines is plenty. But that would require their lazy cops to write out tickets....

    Not saying all cops are lazy, but hey we ARE talking San Francisco!
  • personal traits
    You're either inclined to casually toss away a butt, or feel self conscious enough to carry it and throw it away properly when the opportunity avails. That's internal wiring. I'm a dipper and rarely spit onto the ground - and then only in dirt areas - never on hard surfaces such as concrete, asphalt, etc. To me a butt's no different than a candy bar wrapper - you consume the product and dispose of the waste in a proper container. Is it that difficult?
    P.S. I don't think Melissa's going to be able to throw her butts on the ground - she's not wired for it :)
  • This is one step closer to the nanny state utopia
    that leftwing nutbags are crying for. What surprises me is that Neal, a libertarian, supports this plan...
  • Tax everything
    There you go ... tax those NAIL GUN owners!
  • @Jon
    What claim would you like evidence of?
  • Contradictions abound...
    First Neal wants all cigarette smokers to succumb to something massively debilitating, not in so many words, but that's the implication. Second, he's all in favour of jacked up taxation on tobacco. Third he is supposedly a libertarian. What is wrong with this picture?

    P.S. I'm a pipe smoker, a college graduate, and entrepreneur, and according to my nearest and dearest am not stupid. Besides, them as complains loudest are usually involved in the behaviour they are complaining about! Light one up for me Neal!
  • Not contrary to libertarian principles...
    ... when the actions of people negatively affect others and cost those others money.
  • WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!
    I thought smoking fell under a "CIVIL" liberty? Smoking pot is, according to Neal, so what is the difference between the two, they both are bad for your heath! Is Neal picking and choosing here? Looks like to me!
  • Butts
    I love when I'm driving my convertible, or when I used to ride a motorcycle, and the occupant(s)of the car in front of me throws out their butts. Nothing like a red hot missile hitting you in the face, shoulder, hair...
  • LOL Rob. YOU don't get it.
    I explain it as simply as I can.

    1. Smokers engage in a legal behavior.

    2. ALL Littering is already illegal.

    3. Smokers also pay taxes for the cleanup of ALL litter. That includes fast food debris, beer and soda cans, gum, condoms etc,etc.

    But those things aren't used by a minority, so it's not so easy to demonize, harrass and tax them.

    "There can be no such thing, in law or in morality, as actions forbidden to an individual,
    but permitted to a mob."
    --Ayn Rand
  • Andre Bradshaw the smoking idiot
    Since you wont provide evidence to back up your claim, then neither will I.

    No need to comment further
  • @Rob
    Copyleft is correct on this one.
    Not all smokers are dirtbags. Not all smokers litter, but all smokers will pay this tax. We need only enforce the existing laws for littering. A few 500$ fines will make those litter bugs think twice.

    This is along the same lines as that ridiculous 90% tax on AIG bonuses that the house passed. Maybe a handful of those people did not earn those bonuses, but the whole was going to suffer for the minority.

    Neal is a hypocrite. This is nothing new. Most people are. And this is how politicians get such ridiculous taxes and laws passed…

    And just so you know. I do not smoke.
  • I remember years ago, when I worked at a restaurant, one of my pre-opening responsibilities was to clean the parking lot and the area around the pathway to the entrance. Naturally there was a million cigarettes everywhere in the parking lot every day, within every crack in the sidewalk, in the bushes, and on the ground outside the outdoor ash trays. The ones on the ground outside the ashtray were the most annoying. Its as if the smoker thought that getting in the general vicinity was going above and beyond. Its not horeshoes you freaking inconsiderate slobs! Take the 3 extra seconds required to put it in the ashtray.

    Anyway, at least the smokers were reportedly better tippers than non-smokers. I think they were trying to bribe away their shame.

    P.S. Favorite smoker = Walter E. Williams
  • What hypocrisy
    I'm a smoker. I've gone back to rolling my own and my filters are in my cigarette holders so I wouldn't have to pay the tax anyway, but like Tim I'm from the military and when I smoked ready rolls I never ever threw a butt on the ground. If I had to pay a tax for someone to clean up my butt I'd save them and take them downtown to throw on the street. They couldn't charge you with littering! After all, you paid a special fee expressly for the purpose of paying to have those butts picked up.
  • LOL Rob you don't get it
    Gun owners are injured more often in accidental (and deliberate) shootings than non-gun owners are. Gunshot injuries are the #2 cause of injury death in the U.S., resulting in around $20 billion in medical costs per year.

    Therefore, we need a tax aimed only at those who are causing a burden on the rest of the system... gun owners!

    Levy a special tax on the gun owners! There's nothing more libertarian than that! (snicker)

    Try to keep up, Rob... using targeted taxes to control private behavior is the antithesis of libertarian principles. Neal just doesn't care because he hates smokers so much.
  • ...it's a choice!
    Whether you smoke or not isn’t the issue. The issue is Freedom of Choice. If someone makes a decision to smoke then so be it. I think this is very hypocritical of you, Neil. You preach the values of Freedom of Choice and on the other hand you beat down someone who has made a choice. It doesn’t matter if you agree with it or not…it was their choice to make…not yours. I don’t necessarily agree with your label you put on cigarette smokers…my father died from lung cancer. He was the hardest working man I had ever seen. My mother never had to work and he put three boys through college. So much for your “smokers are slobs” or “smokers are idiots” theory. I think it is appalling that you would be in favor of the government imposing taxes on someone because of a choice they made. By the way…I’m NOT a smoker. I’m just someone who values the premise of Freedom of Choice.
  • Libertarian principles
    You think Libertarians have a say in American politics? How many states did Bob Barr win?

    Get realistic
  • Butts and DNA
    Why not cross check DNA samples from the Butts against that of every person in the USA - for a potential Butt Violation?

    Of course doing this would require (Federally mandated law) to have your DNA sample taken from you at birth - or when you get a drivers license - just like imaging your signature / finger print.

    Who cares if its unconstitutional or not - shut up and go along... SHEEP.
  • tim is right
    i to am one of those "discusting slobs" on Neal's hate list, although i am closer to Christina's age. i use ashtrays, i never smoke around people that don't like it, hell i don't even smoke in my own home (i even have an ashtray outside my door). i never thought i would ever say this but, the day i'm charged a butt tax is the last day i use an ashtray. making sure i my cigarette butts are disposed of properly and picking up after those that do not is my responsibility. when you start charging me to clean up cigarette butts from the streets, gutters, and sidewalks then throwing my butts on the ground becomes my right.
  • lol CopyLeft you don't get it...
    This tax is right up the Libertarian agenda. I'll explain it to you as simply as I can.

    1. Smokers are free to smoke as much as they want.
    2. Smokers are freeloading on the rest of society by making us pay to clean up their butts.
    3. A tax aimed only on those who are causing a burden on the rest of the system.

    How is this against libertarian principles? Without this tax you are impairing the freedom of the non-smokers. And this tax isn't limiting the freedom of those who smoke, only making them pay for the cost they are incurring on society. It is a 100% libertarian tax.

    You need to brush up on your libertarianism Copyleft, you seem to not understand it very well.
  • Neal the Hypocrite
    No need to comment further.
  • What we learned in Elementary school
    We also learned that overeating, eating too much junk food, not enough exercise, driving above the speed limit, talking/texting while driving, not wearing seat belts, alcohol, and overdosing on OTC meds (if 2 Tylenol is the dose, 3 will work faster) is bad for our health. Guess we should triple the tax or fines on all that too. That'll teach us.
  • Butt Tax
    Neal, I am around your age and have been one of those "slobs" you hate so much since I was in the military, more years ago then I care to remember. I was taught to dispose of my butts properly, I don't want to police the area, but I'll tell you this: The day I am charged 33 cents pack to clean up cigarette butts is the last damned day I'll use an ashtray. If I'm being charged to have my cigarette bitts cleaned up then by God I'm going to use it.
  • one butt
    I have one butt. I clean it up every day.
  • smokers
    First they came after the smokers and I said nothing because I don't smoke. Then they came after the obese and I said nothing because I am not obese. Then they came after the SUV driver and I said nothing because I don't drive and SUV. Then they came afetr the alcohol drinkers.....I bought another gun
  • Smokers are complete idiots
    I learned in elementary school that smoking tobacco was harmful to one's health. Most others have learned way before that. They should triple the cigarrette tax and hopefully that will teach these idiots that spend money on this rather than on food.
  • It is self loathing...
    I wish I were dead - think I'll just start smoking again. Probably Pall Malls, Lucky's or Camel shorts. All in the soft packs - no filters. Just doin' my part for the environment.
  • Putting homeless people to work
    One consequence of this law is that homeless people may start collecting cigarette butts like some of the do now for aluminum cans. So homeless people will be put to work and the streets might actually become cleaner. Just another reason to move to San Francisco if you're homeless...
  • "Smokers are slobs"
    Special tax to clean up butts?
    Make sure that this tax is not paying for the pick up of other trash.
    They will now have to sift through the fast food wrappers and pick out the butts? :-)
  • do the math - it doesn't add up
    Someone can easily pick up 10 butts per minute. That 600 per hour. That's $10 per hour. And that's if they pick them up by hand one at a time. But we know they use vacuums and shovels and various picking up tools.
    It requires smokers to throw every single butt out their window and they are picked up one at a time to justify $0.33 per pack.
  • Yawn
    Here we go again. Are you so desperate for attention that you're trolling your own site?

    Either that, or you really are a phony, al a carte libertarian.

    How brave you are to constantly support the punishment of an unpopular minority by mob rule. Tyrants love useful idiots who will give up their neighbor's rights without realizing that the same arguments will be used to take theirs.

    Do you really believe that San Francisco of all places is going to use that money for the stated purpose? Yeah, sure. And monkeys are going to fly out of my butt.

    Whatever credibility you think you have on issues of liberty is completely trashed when you turn into a fascist at the mere mention of tobacco.

    A tax on any of us is a tax on all of us. This just transfers more money and power from the private sector to government. Apperently that's less important than punishing legal individual behavior that you don't approve of.
  • addtionally
    And what about those that toss their McDonalds leftovers, bag, cups and all on the highways and byways, or empty beverage containers (take your pick of type) or the worst of the worst, the gum spitters whose gum gets stuck on your shoe or simply is forever stuck to the sidewalk taking on the round black shape so lovely to look at whilst stolling down the avenue. What about that NEAL?

    BTW....Good post Jim Matthews
  • Non sequitor
    Someone in SF said that by raising the tax, it would reduce consumption. However, they never made the connection that the increased tax leading to reduced consumption meant there would be lower cigarette sales and thus lower revenue. But that is OK, they will still get a bailout!
  • One of Neal's Blind Spots
    Normally he'd be outraged at any government action that penalizes personal behavior. (It's part of his "libertarian" persona that he plays on-air.)

    But his hatred of smokers overrides that, and he's tickled pink to see the government making life harder for those evil, horrible, smokers.

    Ahh, the hypocrisy. It's always there, but it's refreshing to see its new faces and forms each day....
  • Right on, Neil
    So right you are! Smokers are vile, putrid human beings who always smell like death. How in the world anyone starts smoking is a complete mystery to me. Must be some subconscious self-loathing. Not many good policies come from the SF area, but this one I'm all for! Tax 'em good and hard. Another good thing about this tax is that it is another indirect tax on the poor! I love it!
  • finally
    we see real nature of neal boorzt. a name caller to a people he feels superior over.
    he's a big deal calling them smokers slobs. i bet he's like them muslims who jeered when the twin towers fell, when he gets the news reports of how many people died of lung cancer.
    it's ok, though. a lot of people do that too. i've done that too. i've called neal a LINO, a Libertarian In Name Only.
    are you a christian neal? i don't see that happening here
  • Unless...
    My only concern is that the tax will make the smoker feel even more entitled to toss their butts. "Heck, I already paid for the clean up."
  • Oh boy.....
    here we go again......
    Just for the record, Neal, I am a smoker. Have been for 30+ years. I can't say I've never tossed a butt on the ground but am very conscious about my second hand smoke so as not to offend and often pick up after other careless smokers. I do agree that smokers as a whole are a thoughtless bunch when it comes to their exhausted butts but not all. How many golf balls have you lost in the woods or on the fringe or in the water hazard to sit there littering the earth taking millenia to decompose? Sometimes you can be a self righteous ass.
  • The butt of the joke
    Those poor smokers must feel like everybody is out to get them. What next? A tax on the wrappers? I loved my parents dearly but( may they rest in peace...)they smoked like chimneys. Although they didn't throw their butts on the ground, it was still nasty to be around it. Out of 6 siblings, none of us smoke, wonder why that is...maybe the smokers in San Fran will get motivated to quit. Or move.
  • San Fran Butts
    Wow. Did I read that right? Cigarette butts make up 1/4 of the total trash the city picks up? How could something like this pass when it seems EVERYONE MUST SMOKE for there to be THAT MANY BUTTS!!?? Ooooh, it's San Francisco, nuttin' but butts there!
    Love the show!
    Jim Guiney
  • Littering will go up
    As a former smoker, I used ashtrays to dispose of my butts simply because throwing them out the window on on the ground was littering. If I smoked now and paid a fee for cleaning up my butts, then I would be fully justified in throwing them on the ground. I've already paid to have them cleaned up, so it no longer becomes littering.

    Within 6 months of this new fee, San Francisco will become one giant ashtray.
  • Butts are Litter
    Most cities and states have litter laws. Here the fine is $500. San Fran needs their police to start a ticket-writing blitz against smokers to drop butt. The word will get around real quick, and they will raise some revenue too.
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