I think it's time for a little bit of fun. Someone has compiled their idea of the 100 best movie lines. What do you think? Any that you would include that didn't make this clip? Maybe I missed it, but I didn't see "Soylent Green is people!"
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Young Guns has a slew of them
Billie - "He was hackin on me.." Billie - "You've got to test yourself every day, gentlemen." Dirty Steve - "You guys! Did you see the size a that chicken?!" Charlie and Dirty Steve - "He ain't all there is he?" "Well, he's the one dancin with a pretty girl and we're standin here pullin our talley-whackers." Doc - "I am really not liking him right now." Doc - "Necessary is something you can't do without. You're necessary." Billie - Yeah, Charlie! Yeah!
movie lines
"Help me help you" & "Show me the money." - Jerry Maguire
"You like apples? How 'bout them apples?" - Good Will Hunting
More missing quotes
Squeal like a pig, boy! -- Deliverance
You want to talk to God? Let's go see Him together. I've got nothing else to do. -- Raiders of the Lost Ark
Is this some kind of bust? -- Naked Gun 2 1/2
BZZZZT. Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change? -- Die Hard
When I see a man with a machete with the intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. -- Dirty Harry
I always liked this one...
Now we'll talk all day if you want to. But, come sundown, there's gonna be two things true that ain't true now. One is that the United States Department of Justice is goin' to know what in the good Christ - e'scuse me, Angie - is goin' on around here. And the other's I'm gonna have somebody's ass in muh briefcase.
Wilford Brimley (as James A. Wells, Assistant U.S. Attorney General), in "Absence of Malice."
"Putting on the foil, coach"
Mars Attacks
"Guess it wasn't the dove." -Natalie Portman
Patton
"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!"
100 best movie lines
You need the line "thanks for the liberty Mr. Roberts" from the movie Mr. roberts
Some I thinking of
PYLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD? Full Metal Jacket
James... Earn this. Saving Private Ryan
I have always been... and shall be your friend. Star Trek II Wrath of Khan
This means something. This is important Close Encounters of the Third Kind
my favorite line
"How much for the little girl?" - Blues Brothers. Shocking! Just shocking!
Movie quotes
"British tenacity and Chinese patience makes an unbeatable combination." Charlie Chan
best movie line
"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anyomre"
Howard Beale, "Network, 1976"
THEY LIVE
I'm here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum!
A few more???
No lines from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail?"
And how about Captain Kirk yelling "KAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!" in "Star Trek--Wrath of Kahn?"
100 best
I liked Spicolli in Fast times: "Dude, that's my head." or..."If my time is your time is our time..." Also, Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife...she gives good headache." Back To School I spent years trying not to look at my mother-in-laws face and I end up kissing her a**." Easy Money
The Outlaw, Josey Wales
"Ain't we gonna bury them boys, Josey?"
"Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms, boy"
"What we've got here is...failure to communicate."
For those of you a little younger than me,"What we've got here is...failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men"." are not words spoken from a member of the RNC after the last election, they are from the timeless movie 'Cool Hand Luke'.
I forgot...
"I have um um signed um the uh National Health Care bill that was presented to me by Congress" --Oh..Wait! That's not a movie, it's a NIGHTMARE !!!!
Movie Lines
"Some people call it a SlingBlade, I call it a Kaiser Blade" "Bring Me A Shrubbery!" "Bueller? ...Bueller?" "My God .... It's full of stars!"
Princess Bride
"As you wish"
The most famous movie line of all...
From any Michael Moore movie, "It was Bush's fault".
more best movie lines
"I want a f***ing car, right, f***ing now." - Planes, Trains and Automobiles
"Con, Sonar! Crazy Ivan!" - The Hunt for Red October
"Bueller? Bueller?" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur. Tower voice: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? - Airplane
(Taking arrow to the chest) "Message for you, sir." - Monty Python & the Holy Grail
"Everyone fights. No one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself." - Starship Troopers
Movie Lines
Obviously, this was compiled by a Jack Nicholson fan.
Lines I'd include?
"those gentlemen who lie a-bed in England this day shall hold themselves accursed, and hold their manhoods cheap when any speaks that fought with us upon this St. Crispin's Day." Henry V OK It's Shakespeare but it has been committed to film a time or two. (please forgive the errors; I did the quote from memory)
huh-huh
I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her. - Sling Blade
Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. - The Shining
Death Wish
"Do you believe in Jesus??? ...well you're gonna meet him"
memorable statement
"On my signal, unleash hell!" -Gladiator
Movie Lines
"I'm your huckleberry" -Tombstone "You make me want to be a better man" -As Good As It Gets "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." -Fight Club "Looks good on YOU, though!" -Caddyshack "Isn't that just like a wop - brings a knife to a gunfight!" -The Untouchables "Your best? Losers are always whining about their best. . . " -The Rock "Well. . . gosh! Kind of a lot's happened since then." -The Rock "Put the bunny back in the box" -Con Air "Where is your commanding officer, soldier? BLOWN UP, SIR!" -Stripes
As good as it gets...
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City sailor wanna hump-hump bar or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!" -Private "Joker"-
"I’m gonna rip out your eyeballs and puke in your dead skull. You f***ed with the wrong Marine!" -Jack Nicholson-
Movie Lines
"Wake up, time to die." - Blade Runner
"I am Spartacus." - Spratacus
"Mien Fuhrer! I can walk!" - Dr. Strangelove
"Do you like Galdiator movies?" - Airplane
"Hello! McFly!!!!" - Back To The Future
"I was cured, all right!" - A Clockwork Orange
"It's time for some payback." - Full Metal Jacket
"I'll see you in hell!" - Unforgiven
"Swing away." - Signs
"We are the Titans..." - Remember The Titans
"Now it's garbage." - The Odd Couple
And, THE best movie line of ALL TIME:
"Well. No one's perfect." - Some Like It Hot
Slingblade - Carl Childers
"They let me loose from the nervous hospital - said I was well"
"I like tha way yew tawk"
"How fer yew goe-in with tha wash boy?"
"Will you make me sum bisgits? ...musterds good on 'em"
"What yew got thets good ta eat in there?"
"I'll have me sum a tha big 'ens"
Blazing Saddles
'scuse me while I whip this out!
100 Best Movie Lines
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Hannibal Lecter
Cant believe they missed
This line from "Broken Arrow"
"Do NOT hit the Thermonuclear device"
Classic Travolta
Mae West
Is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just glad to see me?
Movies
[Outmaneuvering Rommel] Patton: [referring to Rommel's book, 'Infantry Attacks' or 'Infanterie greift an'] “Rommel... you magnificent b*stard, *I read your book*!” - - Patton (1970)
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] “These go to eleven.” - - This is Spinal Tap (1984)
True Grit
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Missed line
"wax on, wax off"
Movie Quotes
"We're on a mission from God"
Blues Brothers
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh__tload of dimes"
Blazing Saddles
"We'll always have Paris"
Casablanca
"So you gotta ask yourself "Do I feel lucky?", well do ya...punk!"
Dirty Harry
Um...
These blow up into funny shapes and all? Well no... unless round is funny. - Raising Arizona
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? But these go to eleven. - This is Spinal Tap
There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. - Office Space
Swingers
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Movie lines
They need to re-do this video; too much junk put it, too much good stuff left out. Soylent green line should definitely be in there.
Back to School: "Call me when you have no class!"
My Cousin Vinny: "You were SERIOUS about dat?!?"
movie lines
We need a bigger boat!
blues brothers??
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!
"You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other and see which gets filled up first!" Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men 2.
Missed lines
"13 inches is a tough load, I don't treat you gently." -Mark Walberg in Boogie Nights
"Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers only." -Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glenross
"My name is Indigo Montoyo...you killed my father. Prepare to die." - Princess Bride
"Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" -Major League
"Doc, you telling me that you built a time machine out of a Delorean?...That's heavy stuff." -Michael J Fox in Back to the Future
Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Caddyshack
Take your pick:
"Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!"
"What is the wide, wide world of sports is a goin' on here?"
"Mongo like candy"
"You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban"
"Frau Brucher!"
"You'll get nothing and like it!"
"Hey, did somebody step on a duck?"
"You scratched my anchor"
....many more
A favorite movie line
Rhett to Scarlett: "You need to be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how.
movies
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
soylent red is republicans
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Best Lines
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like... Victory.
Roger, Roger. What's the vector, Victor?
Missing Monte
"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth"
movie lines
"I'm melting!!! I'm melting!!!!" "I couda been a contender"
Blazing Saddles...
"What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on arouind here?"
I'd say
100 movie lines, but best? NOT.
100 Best Movie lines
Hey.. what I want to know , is how you gonaa get back down that hill?
Blazing Saddles
The part where the guys were sitting around the campfire eating beans. Not sure if I can put that in words!
UHF
(Raul's Wild Kingdom) Today we're teaching poodles how to fly! Are you ready Fifi? Are you psyched? Then fly!
Yipe! Yipe! *thunk*
Aww, man! -------- Did you know the turtle is natures suction cup? Watch this! *licks the bottom of the turtle's shell and tosses it up* Haha, you see? It sticks! -------------------- (And finally) Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
Movie Lines
I aint heard no fat lady! Its time to kick the tires and light the fires big daddy. -both from Independence day
Missed the mark
KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!
Movie Lines
That's it man, game over man, game over!
Get away from her, you *bitch!*
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
The best movie line of all times...
You want to hear me scream? Play some rap music.
Another good one
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." from Dr. Strangelove
Spaceballs....
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Spaceballs....
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop. Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Colonel Sandurz: We passed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now. Dark Helmet: Go back to then. Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sandurz: Now? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sandurz: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Not a bad list if you consider 90% of them were movies for men. I wonder how a woman might have compiled that list.
As men's movies go I'm surprised they didn't include:
"Badges?... We don't need no... stinkin' badges!" from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre with Humphrey Bogart. Almost as rememberable as "Say hello to my little friend" (which was included)
Christmas Vacation...
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it? Mary: You have your coat on. Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
Best movie lines
" is that a gun in your pocket? Or ar you just glad to see me." ---Mae West. I heard that this is a variation of a joke from Aristophanes.
movie lines
"Did I fire 5 shots or 6?
Lines
Nothing from Blazing Saddles? Nothing? Not even close to the 100 best.
Movie Lines
"Get busy living, or get busy dying." (Morgan Freeman as Red, "The Shawshank Redemption")
Strange choices
"Welcome to the party, pal" from Die Hard, but not "Yippie-kai-yeh, M****"?
"Dying's not much of a living." Josie Wales.
"You were always such a super lady, Marge."
"We're on a mission from God."
"Endeavor to persevere."
"We all got it coming, kid."
"Well, he should've armed himself."
"Every man dies, but not every man really lives."
Blade Runner
My favorite line of all time: "All these memories will be lost in time like tears in rain."
Movie lines
A line from Escape From New York I've always wanted to use but it's never come up in conversation is, "Call me Snake."
Movie lines
The bible says two men ought not lay together.
Best Movie Lines
Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms. Clint Eastwood The Outlaw Josey Wales
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