Which is it Obama? Now the White House is saying that it does not want an independent commission to investigate Bush-era interrogations.
Nancy can't decide whether or not she knew about the use of waterboarding. The truth ain't in her.
In order to promote Earth Day and spread the message of saving the planet, Barack Obama managed to burn up 9,000 gallons of fuel traveling to and from speeches. Gotta love it.
Attorney General Eric Holder says that he is considering forming a financial fraud task force. How about a government fraud task force?
Aren't you glad that you live in a country where you don't have deploy troops into the streets when the government increases taxes? Unfortunately, Jamaica is not as lucky.
Sadly, Republicans meeting with Obama yesterday did not bring up the idea of asking for Janet "Nitwit" Napolitano's resignation.
Apparently Joe Biden has previously described Obama as a "cross between Denzel Washington and Franklin Roosevelt." How about a cross between Erkle and Jimmy Carter? OK .. so I don't know how to spell Erkle.
Speaking of Joe Biden, did you know that he is more unpopular than Dick Cheney was at this point of his vice presidency?
An airline has launched the world's first pets-only flights.
Venezuela is going to give an island to New Jersey. Wait, what?