Here's a fun read: Barak Obama: President Pantywaist - new surrender monkey on the block.

Striking more fear into the hearts of our enemies .. the CIA is decommissioning "black sites" where terrorism suspects were interrogated.

When pirates attack United States sailors, John Kerry wants to hold hearings. You do know that even Democrats consider Kerry to be a pompous jerk, don't you? Kerry is nervous about Al Franken. He likes his status as the Senates number one puffed-up windbag.

John McCain says that we need to get tough on North Korea. Duhhhhhh.

Meanwhile, yesterday North Korea re-elected the gargoyle Kim Jong il as its supreme military leader. "Elected." Yeah ... that's the story. He looks sick. I mean physically sick. Maybe he got some STD from one of the pleasure girls he likes to have around.

Well isn't this convenient ... our Treasury won't say whether or not it has refused to allow banks to give back bailout money. Keeping us in the dark ... the Obama way.

Here's an interesting question: Is Obama too talented to be a 'crisis president'? "Talented?" Who came up with that description?

A town in South Wales has banned hanging flower baskets because the government is afraid that workers might hurt themselves trying to water them.

There is an iPhone application that will track every single dollar that our government is spending to bail us out of this financial crisis. Someone is getting rich from this app. He will soon be the target of Democrat hatred.

A cardboard box that uses solar power to cook food and sterilize water has won a $75,000 prize for ideas to fight the man-made hoax of global warming.

Police in Cleveland are so concerned about people skinny dipping that they are going to use city police helicopters to fly around at night and spot naked swimmers. Now there's an efficient use of resources.

Finally, someone has created a "dog-friendly" car. Unfortunately it wasn't one of our struggling US auto makers.

Time Magazine has a top 10 list of secret service code names. I don't have one. Don't want one.