This is a day-after-Easter edition of Nealz Nuze. In other words .. not much work done yesterday, and I didn't exactly get up early this morning. If you're a paid subscriber I'll listen to your complaints.

Paid subscribers .. now there's an idea. I'm sure this would go over well in this economy.

There's talk about bringing one of these Muslim pirates back to the US for trial! What? And afford him all of the privileges of our Constitutions? How about a summary execution? Live in a US prison would be paradise compared to his life in Somalia.

Is it any wonder Somalia is ungovernable? Any Somali capable of anything resembling leadership is already living in the United States. They were living in the Atlanta area, then a radio station in Atlanta told them that there was a town in New England where they could get monthly checks just for being there. The migration was on!

Do you know why Obama's half-brother didn't make it here to the inauguration? Seems he has a history of being a sex predator in Great Britain. And Jimmy thought Billy was embarrassing.

Last week the reports were that the Muslim pirates were "annoying" Barack Obama. Perhaps its not a good idea to annoy the president.

Israeli President Shimon Peres says that if Ahmadinejad doesn't start to come around Israel is going to attack. I guess Peres wasn't listening last week when Biden warned him not to do that.

DC's Mayor is considering taxing residents for street light usage. Across the nation local officials are looking for more ways to get into your pockets. There's a "crash response fee" in Winter Haven, Florida. Like I've said before, there is absolutely no limit whatsoever to the hunger politicians have for your money.

The unionization-through-intimidation bill is still a hot item in Washington. If the government-educated dumb masses in this country actually knew what was going on here the bill would be dead. Democrats and union goons know this. That's why they gave it this asinine "Employee Free Choice Act" title.

Do you want to join a union at your workplace? If not, you have better begin paying attention to what's happening in Washington. Soon you may be put into a position of either signing that union petition or having your car vandalized ... or worse.