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Should be Natural Only and Modified Only contests
The Mod Only can allow all forms of body modification including transgender. That would make for a WILD beauty contest!
equipment authenticator
Requiring original equipment will obviously require some sort of oversight. I would gladly give some of my time to this effort as "The Official Equipment Autheticator" for the Miss America Pageant.
original equipment
It's all real on the inside
Perez
Why isn't Perez judging RuPaul's "beauty" contest, he would fit in better there.
HEY
How did I get dragged into this?
Carrie "no gay marriage" Prejean
Equipment is really not the issue. If I read correctly, Mr. (and I use that term carefully) Hilton, who's only claim to fame is that he talks about other people for a living, asked her what SHE thought about gay marriage - not what she thought his thoughts were on the subject. Then his later tirade only showed his true lack of class. There is so much more to be said about this, but suffice it to say, Carrie has more stones that hilton has.
Pageant Shmageant
Dear Pageant Shmageant
You really should stop dating your cousins... even it she was Miss South Dakota
Original Equipment
I believe the Miss America pageant requires all natural lungs, but the Miss USA (run by trump) allows enhancements.
Carrie Prejean
I think she'd make Sarah Palin a fine VP in 2012. At least she has the "ovaries" to say how she really feels.
Beauty Pageant
Neal-- Disappointed you are wasting any time or brain space on this "issue". This is one for People, TMZ or any of the other rags...
Beauty Contestants
If athletes are not allowed to use performance enhancing drugs, why should beauty contestants be allowed to use "performance enhancements" via surgery, injections or body sculpting?
Still waiting....
....seriously, Club-Lib-Hater, if you're going to say something intelligent by age 14, you can't have more than 2 or 3 years left. Go upstairs and ask the mailman if he knows anything intelligent you can use -- just wait until he and mommy get done "exercising."
Gayvin Cornhair
Hey Gayvin, you just made no sense whatsoever. It's pretty funny to sit back and watch you fumble through your words when you're exposed for the snot nosed role playing nerd you are.
@By DB @ 04/22/09 09:23:22 AM
Well said. The word "should" jumped off the page like lice off Clubbed-Lib-Hater's head.
By using the word "should," Neal wasn't asking for our preference, he was asking for a requirement to be imposed on all beauty contestants.
How would you like that liberal-in-Libertarian-sheep clothing? State law or federal?
Don't get excited Club-a-Lib-Hater, there aren't any real sheep so you can remain seated, hiding outside Joyce's window.
Contestants in beauty contests should... Is this really important? What about beauty contests having the right to their opinions and religious beliefs without reprisals?
Original Equipment
So let's say I'm watching a beauty pageant. Several of the ladies are bound to catch my eye and perhaps I may think about one in a less than honorable way. I don't want to then find out that her inboard motor used to be an outboard one and that her name used to be Charles. Have separate beauty pageants for those "girls"
Original Equipment
Who cares about equipment. These shows aren’t even valid anymore. Who is Perez Hilton anyways? Why do I care about some sausage smoking dirt rag writer anyways? Most of all why was he asking questions for the Miss America Pageant? I think Miss America should represent Americas values. With all of the crap going on gay marriage shouldn't even be close to a hot button in this country. I don't get the outrage over Miss C’s answer. Where was the outrage when Miss South Carolina gave her “maps” answer? She should have been euthanized on the spot. Thanks to her equipment she’ll end up marrying a rapper or an athlete and make a bunch of beautiful little mocha babies. Hopefully they won’t be raised on welfare.
Beauty Contests
If you vote for natural, think hairy armpits and legs...ugh. Think Susan Boyle...double ugh.
Amazing that Boortz will devote time to this...
...but won't even discuss why Obama refuses to produce a valid U.S. birth certificate. The state of Hawaii says there is "a birth certificate" on file, but they refuse to comment on whether it is a U.S. birth certificate. Why???
Copyleft, Hugo's Ghost, Stan GayBull, and Gayvin Cornhair
Speaking of having "all original equipment", shouldn't these four twits be required to have all original thoughts instead of the typical Mommy's Basement Dungeons & Dragons Team Template?
Hooters'
beauty contests are much better anyway. To all the whining, naysaying malcontent statists out there: she answered the question, now get over it. Besides, why would you have a bunch of butt pirates judging a women's contest anyway? They hate pretty girls.
pageant shmageant
I went out with Miss South Dakota a couple of years ago. I'm not bragging though, because there are definitely hotter women in South Dakota. Basically, what I'm saying is that it's no longer a beauty pageant. Who gives a crap what they think or what instruments they play, FFS.
I don't know why anybody even watches that stupid thing anymore. It does nothing for me. I think the problem is I've become desensitized from all of the porn on the internet. If there's not a donkey or a midget involved, I don't even get wood anymore.
Is the OAS gun ban treaty a credible threat?
And why does the Ayn Rand quote say 'Nobody's listening.' at the bottom left?
Real or not
I am willing to be one that checks to see if the equipment is real or memorex
OEM vs Plastic
Beauty contestants should be able to do whatever it takes to win, so long as they stay within the rules of the contest. I would like to add- that there ARE beauty contests out there, strictly for women with ALL NATURAL beauty.
beauty contests
You forgot one option- the 'who cares, beauty contests are idiotic' option. Seriously, does anyone even watch these things anymore?
Beauty Contests
You left out
"All die in a fire for all I give a sh*t"
original equiptment
I volunteer to do the inspections.
Not only original equipment...
I think we should go as far as making it 100% natural. No makeup, no hair extensions, & no clothes.
Well, at least the last part would guarantee more viewers right?
Chicks and Cars
Would you go to a custom car show if all they had were unmodified stockers?
It's about looks. Period.
That said, my wife is OEM and she is hhhhhhooooottttt!
Contestants in beauty contests should...
Is this really important? What about beauty contests having the right to their opinions and religious beliefs without reprisals?
Poll
Are you kidding? Who cares should be an option in this poll.
one more choice
like who cares?
Beauty contestants
You forgot Option C in your poll: Who gives a $#!t???
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