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mmmmmmmm...
positively orgasmic...and the babe wasn't bad either
Huuuuuu
Huuu...eh...oh...Wow.
Proof of a god
Only God could put two great things like this together. Everyman who ever stared at a woman eating now has video proof of why!
Haishyamama!!
Burger? What burger? Must be another of Neal's optical illusions!! OINK,OINK,OINK
CARLS JR
EH, FAKE BOOBS, FAKE BURGER...YAWN
I bought one of her cookbooks.
The cookbook is really quite good. And she goes on and on about bacon. For a while, she was a vegetarian. It was bacon, she says, that brought her back to the real world.
Oooohhh...Burger
WOW. And to think, she was married to Mr. Satanic Verses at one time.
Padma
Please pack your Knives and GOOOOOOOO!
Padme
I knew she was hot. I can't believe she used to be married to Mr. "santanic Verses" Rushdie. Go figure.
Scary Thought Of The Day
She was married to Salmon Rushdie!!! Here's a quick article I found:
Top Chef beauty Padma Lakshmi has found love again after her divorce last year from novelist Salman Rushdie. Lakshmi, 38, has been seen around town with billionaire Ted Forstmann, the 68-year-old owner and CEO of sports and entertainment marketing giant, IMG (International Management Group), sources confirmed to the NYPost. Forstmann is no stranger to courting beautiful younger women, having previously dated Liz Hurley and the late Princess Diana. For more details about Padma’s new love,
going forward
Outstanding example of the forces of evolution at work.
Yummy, and the burger looks pretty good too.
Why can't men get mad cow's disease? Cause we're pigs!
Too Late...
Didn't PETA already do the 'sex with food' thing?
Granted this one is much better *drools*
Lunch will never be the same
That may be the best fast food burger commercial since the Wendy's "where the beef" days.
Ooooohhhh!
Now Burger King needs to do an identical spoof of this commercial with some middle 50's, pot bellied, bald headed guy. Music score? Hammertime!
Stimulus Packages
Neal - You keep coming up with some excellent stimulus packages. Keep it up. Pun intended.
Brazilian wandering spider
After viewing this I am certain that I have been bitten by the Brazilian wandering spider.
I think
she just ruined me for every other woman......
I supersize with you
Carl's Jr. Computer: Enjoy your EXTRA BIG A** FRIES! Woman at Carl's Jr.: You didn't give me no fries, I got an empty box. Carl's Jr. Computer: Would you like another EXTRA BIG A** FRIES? Woman at Carl's Jr.: I said I didn't get any! Carl's Jr. Computer: Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Woman at Carl's Jr.: What? NO! [She hits the machine. An alarm goes off, and a sign appears on the computer saying "Carl's Jr. Frowns Upon Vandalism."] Carl's Jr. Computer: I'm sorry you're having trouble. I'm sorry you're having trouble. Woman at Carl's Jr.: My kids are starvin'! Carl's Jr. Computer: [the woman kicks the computer, and it sprays a chloroform-like substance in her face, knocking her out] This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes that no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr...”**** You, I'm Eating." [Joe approaches the computer] Carl's Jr. Computer: Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG A** TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/quotes
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
ouch
You know, I am a female and generally consider myself hetero...but, ouch. That was some burger commercial.
Just damn. lol
Burger
I laugh that the fools who post "Man wish I had that burger." or "I love those burgers as well."
You must be joking!!!!!!!
I did not even see a burger in that spot. I saw Padma and she was looking at me.
What are they trying to sell?
I don't have sound on this computer, so I'm not sure what they are trying to sell -- hamburgers or her --ahem -- personal services.
salivating
I'm salivating worse than a Ethopian at Thanksgiving........
Her ex
OMG and she was married to Salman Rushdie?
volunteer
I personally voluteer to be her napkin.
I'd tap that. I think my wife would, too, and she's not a lesbian.
Just a piece of meat ...
Why did you show me that on a Friday -during lent, no less? Not a very nice thing to do to a Catholic ...
Wow
My mouth actually was watering by the end.
Bacon
I just watched that with no sound. Still the best commercial I have ever seen.
Makes me crave a burger
Makes me crave a burger. And a bacon cheeseburger too.
Burger chick
Breathtaking (and the girl ain't bad either!!)
Padma
I'll be in my bunk
Western Bacon Cheeseburger
No lie, that is a great burger. We dont have Carls out here, but when I lived in California, there was nothing better than a WBCB after skiing or surfing all day.
Padma Lakshmi
Whatever you do, do not enter Padma Lakshmi in the search window of yahoo.com and select images. No, no, no! You do not want to, under any circumstances search for images of Padma Lakshmi! Damn you, Neal, damn you.
Pig
Yes, I'm male, therefore a pig!!!!! And proud of it
Padma
Fist angry god, you know the deal. T'Fer giving props. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
suddenly I'm craving
Just called my wife an asked her to come home for lunch.
Yum
I'd hit it.
Hungry?
Makes you hungry, but not sure for what!
Hungry
Kinda liking the comment of Eat Responsible.
the picture
Can anyone see it, I sure can't
I'm craving a reality check
Do we really have a Marxist for president? Is the Hill-da-beast really Sec of State? Do I really have two Dems for Senators (I'm in Virginia)? Never mind, on second thought, maybe I'm craving some really good hallucinogens to help me through the next 4 years....
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