America was found dead, in drag, this morning in his rent-controlled apartment in Washington D.C. His "life partner" of the week, Barney Frank, was found with him, still trying to have relations with him, even though rigor mortis had already set in. A toxicological analysis showed the primary cause of death was a massive
overdose of Keynesian Economics, street name "Stimulus". Many other drugs were
found as well, including Global Warming (one of the widespread group of "green
drugs"), Progessive Taxes (street name "Fairness"), and Feminism (apparently obtained from a local pusher whose code name is "Pelosi", now being sought by authorities).

America was raised as a Southern Baptist, and fought honorably in both World Wars. He fell in with a bad crowd in the 60's, especially during his tour in Vietnam, where he had a short but tempestuous affair with former ctress "Hanoi Jane" who was thought to be the original source of many STD's which plagued him for the rest of his life. She later achieved fame by infecting "captialist" Ted Turner and his television news service CNN with these same STD's. Some of these STD's have even turned up on his Cartoon Network on programs such as "Captain Planet", which authorities fear may have already exposed millions of
underage children around the world.

America had the world's largest and most expensive "coming out party" on January 20, 2009. Since then, he went into steep decline, falling in with hard core Marxist fellow travelers, including the new President.

Services for America will be presided over by Rev. Wright, the head of the
newly established Church of America. Most of Hollywood is expected to attend.

That's what the fruitcake Burke called Marine recruiters. Who is his group's 'alliance' with, the cpusa? I remember several former Marines (and all branches) 'stalking' the halls, classrooms and PE fields at the Dekalb Co. schools I attended. They were teaching and making sure we were doing right, God bless them all. They gave us no illusions of what combat was like, and they weren't hollywood's freaked out psychos.

Good For Dekalb Co., They can name it after Mr. Jack Lavender, ex-Marine officer, and former Idlewood Elementary Principal, RIP. If the US Army partners for a school in Dekalb, I would suggest naming it for Mr. Henry Doar, 1st ID WWII. It wasn't until I was an adult that I realized just how much that man(indeed, those men) taught us and how valuable it would be in life.

The lefties freak any time kids might learn anything about civics beyond 'dissent.'

It sounds like the 'sexting' parents need to downgrade their daughter's phone, attend "Irma Brown's *ss Whuppin' Academy," and leave the rest of us alone.

The last words heard over the radio from a redneck pilot:

"HEY, Y'ALL. WATCH THIS!!"

Hey Copyleft, what the problem?

I know you look through these comments to find some stupid reason to whine about the comments we all write.

What happened? You forget how to read this morning?

Here's the question again for ya slick:

Why aren't YOU proud to be a Socialist?

Why can't YOU embrace it's myriad facets of failure?

Anxiously waiting your NON-ANSWER.

He's campaigning for 2012 already..

Have you guys noticed how many posts around the internet sound like: what's so bad about socialism???? Feel like smacking these people WAKE UP!!! Take a V8!

That's one hell of an aircraft! It takes what, 30 feet to land and take off?!? I might have to get one just to commute with. Oops, I might upset someone with that.

Our senators and congressmen have a long,long,long history of hypocrisy in "do as I say,not as I do" luxury spending. The unbelivable scantimonious gall these pompus asses have to preach responsability in squandering of other peoples money while blowing millions on everything from "fact finding" vacations to luxury resorts to Nancy Pilousey's million dollar+ airfares to keep BROOMSTICK-ONE at her 24hr-a-day beck and call. They want WEALTH ENVY!? How bout looking into their "lifestyles of the rich and famous" ways. These over paid creatins have perks and bonuses that business CEO'S can only dream about. They have become the royality of America at OUR expense.Every one of these bozos should be stipped of their perks,health care,offices,staff,living allowences and pay above mininum wage(they would be STILL overpaid) These turds in suits have more time off,vacations,and breaks than teachers.(sorry teachers) I supose that could be a blessing for us since they can't screw things up if their not in session. Start with Nancy Pelousey and her cronies.They should be prohibited from traveling in anything but a GREYHOUND BUS.This might change their minds about how many vacation and fact finding trips they take. Let this be our motto "FROM HI-ON-THE-HOG to RIDING-THE-DOG!!"

Latino unemployment has risen 4.7 percentage points, to 10.9 percent, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Black unemployment has risen 4.5 points, to 13.5 percent. White unemployment has risen 2.9 points, to 7.3 percent. Doesn’t this show that the percentage of unemployment has gone up more with whites than Latinos. Latinos should be happy their percenatge increase is the lowest of the three.

Why can't ultra-morons like Copyleft admit that they're Socialists?

Shouldn't they be proud of all of it's accomplishments?

It's failed around the globe but the leftists still have their power, so shouldn't Copyleft be proud of that?

Sure vast numbers of people suffer under the yoke of collectivism, but as Lenin stated:

'You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs', so who cares if untold millions die,

At least the Socialists are in charge, right Copyleft.