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To Liberalhater
And he said, Abba, Father, all things are possible unto thee; take away this cup from me: nevertheless not what I will, but what thou wilt. Mark 14:36
Jesus made a conscious choice in dying. He knew Judas would betray him and asked his father if there was any other way for him to forgive our sins; but there wasn't. The only solution to our sinful nature was a perfect sacrifice (Jesus).
sorry i'm a little late
To those who find no humor in this clip
Listen up folks if you cannot laugh at seemingly inappropriate conduct at the most unexpected events and times no matter how serious then you need to take a deep look at yourself and learn to laugh. Life is short and too many people waste too much time being to uptight. Learn to relax and enjoy the unexpected things that make most of us who have a sense of humor laugh and perhaps you will find stress melt away and inner peace with yourself.
Hilarious
This is why boys are awesome. Too many years of gender bashing and men hating. Baptism is baptism, it is very important (it is the public declaration of your faith AFTER you have accepted Jesus). I am sure the boy was thinking of the fastest way to get in. He was efficient. I bet the "hand out crowd" doesn't like this efficiency.
Jesus had a since of humor
Jesus had a since of humor he had to there is not any man a child of God that can't laugh...
Don't people dance in the isle at church when the spirit hit's them so Jesus touched that child in a way a child can't relate too.
Get a grip you religious zealots!!
Cannonball Baptism
Yeah, let's make a mockery of Baptism.
Sorry, not funny.
To LiberalHater-hater
What's the matter? Are you upset because I downgraded your precious Jesus to human status? Of course you are, otherwise you wouldn't have anything to get your panties in a wad over. I am not going to tell you my age, because that has no bearing on our discussion here. That's the great thing about making comments online, is you can piss the religious twits off and not have to worry about having you show up to my door in a white button down shirt and black tie with pamphlets in your hand. So, go back to your abortion clinic bombing meetings and sh*ttalk the nutjobs there.
Liberhater...come on
You're a child. I put your age at 13 to 16. While I hate liberals myself, your comments to trolls like Copyleft (bombing porcelain harbor?) are simply embarrassing. Go back to the Playstation network and sh*ttalk the gamers there.
Oh, please.....
What's funny is the people who think a kid his age has the knowledge and experience required to accept Baptism in any religion. We don't let children vote, drive or make their own decisions beyond what they want to wear to school in the morning but choosing to be Baptised? Suddenly they're "mature" and capable of making an adult decision.
Give me a break.
Man, I'm stirring it today...
I just realized how much of a roll I'm on today, ticking off all sides of the political mass. Just call me your typical Libertarian/Constitution Party supporter. Both sides have some zealots out there, no doubt.
Sick
No wonder morals are so low. Religion has become nothing but a joking matter. Churches, preachers, and members have exchanged the truth of God as revealed in the scriptures to be nothing more than a joke - an object to laugh and sneer at.
Uhhh, no you're wrong
Jesus did not die on the cross for our sins. He died, because Judas turned him in and he had no choice on the matter. Don't give me this crap about how he died by choice. I'm sure that Jesus would have ran away if he had any choice in the matter.
Typical
Perfect example of Christianity. A pastor barely able to contain his annoyance at a kid trying to enjoy his time at church. And typical fire and brimstone self appointed judges condemning him (and Boortz) for the situation. Are you so ancient that you've forgotten what it was to be a kid? Do you really think the significance of the situation means anything to the child. You can make him stand still and quiet but you can't still his mind like that. What would Hey-Zeus do? In all probability smile and continue the sacred cleaning (with holy tap water). Chill-ax.
Baptism
Baptism does not cleanse you. Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose again. You are "cleansed", as liberalhater puts it, when you repent and believe in Christ. The baptism is an outward expression of your faith. baptism is important but not necessary to be saved!! Anyway, I think it's funny. Different churches have different styles. It's a good thing.
Other Denominations
Other denominations Baptize at a few weeks old. You get a fair amount of crying, but you'll never get this!
Who cares?
If you actually believe that being dunked in a small tub of water somehow cleanses you of your pathetic ways, you're an idiot and probably should go ahead and buy into the whole idea of getting 72 virgins when you die as well. Sure, the kid was stupid and should have his butt slapped for ignorance. However, it's not the end of the world you christian crybabies.
another example of a "church"
I love a good joke more than most folks don't get me wrong...but this is just another example of those fake churches. Lowering the standards and discipline to fill the pews, etc. The internet monk has predicted the evangelical collaps http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0310/p09s01-coop.html. It can't come soon enough for these types of "churches."
To Justin @ 09:14:36 AM
It was a little boy being a mischievous little boy..nothing more. No one was hurt , and if I venture to guess, I'd bet Jesus himself had a little chuckle. Maybe the kid did it cause he was so excited and pumped about the love of Jesus?? This was mild compared to some of the stuff I've seen in Pentecostal churches. By any means though, the little indescretion was washed clean with the "official" dunking the kid got later. Don't be such a stick in the mud, get over it ..I'm sure that Jesus did.
still laughing
See....one can have a good time at church. We certainly do. BTW, the pastor has a great attitude. Good stuff Neal :)
Hilarious
The kid was baptized and got excited about it.
not funny
There is a time to be cute, funny and draw attention to yourself. Getting baptized into the faith is not that time. Did you see the pastor grab the kid's arm and pull him toward him? He was not pleased with it either, but what are you gonna do? This is a solemn ritual not to be taken lightly.
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