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"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."

Ayn Rand

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March 31, 2009 Archives


The federal government has decided that it wants to play a role in how you cope with the financial crisis. In fact, it is so concerned about your mental health that a website has been launched to warn people about sadness and crying over the economy.

This has been coming for a while, all they needed was an excuse. Remember, you've seen this in the government schools for a while now. Every time something a bit out of the ordinary and tragic happens your local government school has been running in government counselors to help your poor dears deal with their emotional response. The new standard seems to be if something happens that rocks your world, even a little bit, the government will provide you with some sort of mental health counseling. Right now its just a website for those of you struggling with the economy ... but perhaps your local economic mental health center will be opening soon.

Remember .. you need government to cope. Government is all. Government is everything. You cannot exist without massive government. Government is your friend. All hail the Imperial Federal Government of the United States.


WARRANTY ENTITLEMENT?

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Neal Boortz
@ March 31, 2009 8:44 AM
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Starting today the United States government will stand behind your warranty. That means that the United States taxpayers are guaranteeing your warranty. Excuse me, but doesn't this take some type of legislation? How does the president suddenly decide that all GM, Ford and Chrysler warranties are to be guaranteed by taxpayers?

Excuse me .. and I know that this is old fashioned thinking ... but I don't seem to remember the congress passing a law saying that the taxpayers could guarantee automobile warranties for a select number of owners. Maybe Herman Cain was doing my show that day. But .. Barack is King right now .. and all he really has to do is say it, and it's law.

Wait! There's more! Aren't we going to have to establish a grand new government bureaucracy to handle all of these warranties? And once that government bureaucracy is established, how many of you think it will ever be dissolved? How many of you think that we will ever reach the point where warranties on cars manufactured in America aren't guaranteed by the taxpayers? Who is going to set the warranty terms? The government or the automakers? Will we have politicians campaigning on the promise to extend and expand car warranties? How about "If you vote for so-and-so, you're going to have to pay to repair your own car."

We are seeing the beginning of a grand new entitlement program here.


IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS ...

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Neal Boortz
@ March 31, 2009 8:38 AM
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That ShamWow guy on television? You know, the one with the idiotic pointy hairdo? Well, it seems he's been arrested. OK .. here's how it went down:

  1. The ShamWow guy is Vince Shlomi.
  2. Vince picks up Sasha in a Miami Beach night spot
  3. Sasha is a working girl. That means she's a hooker.
  4. Vince takes Sasha to his hotel room
  5. Vince pays Sasha $1000 for "straight sex."
  6. At some point during the "straight sex" Sasha bites Vince's tongue
  7. Sasha won't let go
  8. Vince is hurting mighty bad
  9. Vince slugs Sasha
  10. Sasha screams and releases tongue
  11. Vince runs like hell .. ends up at hospital for treatment
  12. Sasha gets treated for lacerations and facial fractures
  13. Sasha isn't looking so hot right now (picture)
  14. Even on her best day, this gal is worth a grand?
  15. Maybe she was saving up for a chin implant
  16. Did they clean Sasha up with a ShamWow?
  17. Boortz is wondering how Vince does this damage while she's hanging on to his tongue with her teeth. But then, that's Boortz. Limited experience
  18. Vince looks somewhat better, but where's the pointy hairdo?
  19. When will Vince do a spot for a battered woman's shelter?
  20. Silly women will keep buying those ShamWows.

Do I have to keep you people up to speed on everything?


AUTO INDUSTRY VS. WALL STREET

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Neal Boortz
@ March 31, 2009 8:36 AM
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We are seeing a real divide starting to unfold. Again. After yesterday's "tough love" from the Obama administration ... auto workers are now complaining that the Obama administration treated auto workers worse than Wall Street. Maybe that's because the United Auto Workers presents more of a threat to the automobile makers than Wall Street Does. I'm really a little tired of whining from auto workers. If they had been a bit more concerned about the continuing health of their employers.

INTERVENING IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR

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Neal Boortz
@ March 31, 2009 8:31 AM
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Yesterday we got Obama's official plan for the auto industry. Step #1: Fire the CEO of General Motors. Step #2: Push Chrysler toward a merger with an Italian car company. Step #3: Threaten bankruptcy for both companies.

Wall Street didn't seem to like the administration's response. The Dow responded remarkably ... sinking nearly 4%. I guess I would have lost confidence too, if I realized that the government could oust any CEO at will if the president thinks it is the right thing to do. In fact, some experts are saying that this is the most significant presidential intervention in the private sector since 1952 and Harry Truman with the steel industry.

So it is clearly Obama's goal to re-make the auto industry the way he wants it to be, not based on profitability or the demand of the market place. He says, "I am absolutely committed to working with Congress and the auto companies to meet one goal: The United States of America will lead the world in building the next generation of clean cars ... our auto industry is not moving in the right direction fast enough to succeed." In other words .. Obama gets to decide the right direction. Instead of making cars that the consumers want, Obama will decree that the automakers will make cars that HE wants. If they don't move in that direction fast enough he'll just fire one team and hire another.

Well it turns out that this is a direction that Barack Obama has envisioned for a while .. and like his chief of staff says, "never let a good crisis go to waste." In Obama's 2006 autobiography, The Audacity Of Hope, here's what he had to say about his vision for the auto industry:

The bottom line is that fuel-efficient cars and alternative fuels like E85, a fuel formulated with 85 percent ethanol, represent the future of the auto industry. It is a future American car companies can attain if we start making some tough choices now. For years U.S. automakers and the UAW have resisted higher fuel-efficiency standards because retooling costs money, and Detroit is already struggling under huge retiree health-care costs and stiff competition. So during my first year in the Senate I proposed legislation I called "Health Care for Hybrids." The bill makes a deal with U.S. automakers: In exchange for federal financial assistance in meeting the health-care costs of retired autoworkers, the Big Three would reinvest these savings into developing more fuel-efficient vehicles.

Aggressively investing in alternative fuel sources can also lead to the creation of thousands of new jobs. Ten or twenty years down the road, that old Maytag plant in Galesburg could reopen its doors as a cellulosic ethanol refinery. Down the street, scientists might be busy in a research lab working on a new hydrogen cell. And across the way, a new auto company could be busy churning out hybrid cars. The new jobs created could be filled by American workers trained with new skills and a world-class education, from elementary school to college.

It seems as though Obama is doing a real good job of selling a crisis as a means to institute his vision of the automotive industry. Are you comfortable with this? In fact .. are you comfortable with this level of government enterprise in the marketplace?

I'm think that there's a nagging thought with many of you that this has gone entirely too far .. and that our markets might have self-corrected if the government had let this crisis run its course. And .. if you've been paying attention you should know that this crisis wouldn't have happened .. and it certainly would have been less severe if Barney Frank hadn't stood in the way of efforts of people like George Bush and John McCain to intervene in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac years ago.

This is something, isn't it? Obama replaces the GM boss, but Barney Frank - the one individual who carries more of the responsibility for this mess than any other single living human being -- seems to be untouchable.


There's a little brouhaha happening in Charleston, South Carolina over private education and school choice. A proposed bill would offer tuition tax credits to people who choose to send their children to private schools. The bill would let the state to use tax dollars to allow students to transfer from failing government schools to private schools or better government schools. This infuriates a lot of lawmakers ..... they can't get a hold of your children quite as easily if they don't submit to their government education! Besides .. these political hacks have teacher's unions to please.

But unfortunately it has become a racial issue. Black leaders are denouncing the bill. What a surprise. As an alternative they are supporting legislation that would increase choices within the government school system. A former Teacher of the Year from South Carolina says, "As an African-American and an educator, I'm shocked and appalled that this is the position that someone who is supportive of our community would propose ... It's bad legislation." And that's about as specific as the opposition gets, folks.

So many of the problems we're facing today in this country can be traced back to our government education system. You want change? When the majority of American parents understand that our government school system was designed to do little more than produce good workers and government subjects, then we'll get change.


GUESS THE POLITICIAN

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Neal Boortz
@ March 31, 2009 8:29 AM
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I just want to give you a quote, and then let you stew for a minute on which politician would have the gonads to say such a thing. Are ya ready?

"If I'm corrupt, it's because I take care of my district."

Princess Nancy? Slobbering Barney? Here's your answer ....


WHO LIVES HERE?

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Neal Boortz
@ March 31, 2009 8:26 AM
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Who lives here? Do you know the answer?


Chris is commenting on my piece from yesterday about seat belts in pickups in Georgia.

Name:Chris Akers
Subject:Normal for Libertarians?
You are against government growth and control for everyone and everything unless it relates to the two things that seriously bother you, smoking and seat belts. Then you try to justify it by saying that you should not have to pay for those mistakes made by others. You cannot pick and choose. You either want government in or government out. Picking where you want government to interfere makes you sound like a wimpy liberal.


ASININE CONTROVERSY OF THE WEEK

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Neal Boortz
@ March 31, 2009 8:23 AM
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That would be whether or not President Obama should deliver the commencement address at Notre Dame. Notre Dame, you see, is Catholic .. and there are certain things that Obama has done that don't exactly please Catholics. Well, maybe so .. but he's still the president. When in the world are we going to give this abortion nonsense a rest. Know this people ---- it will NEVER be illegal in this country. Maybe in some states .. but never nationwide. Obsess about something you can actually change.

READING ASSIGNMENTS

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Neal Boortz
@ March 31, 2009 8:22 AM
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Thomas Sowell's column: "A Rookie President." Sowell says: "We now have a rookie President of the United States and, in the dangerous world we live in, with terrorist nations going nuclear, just one rookie mistake can bring disaster down on this generation and generations yet to come."

Apparently the New York Times "killed" a story that would have shown a close link between ACORN, Project Vote and the Obama campaign because it would have been a "a game changer" during the election. I'm shocked.

How are the Democrats planning to pay for healthcare reform? By imposing new energy taxes! New taxes? Now there's a novel idea!

Experts say that Barack Obama needs to be more mindful of his gaffes, as they will quickly erode his popularity.

Left-wing redistributionists seize the moment.

Congress is upset that they weren't consulted by Barack Obama about what to do with GM CEO Rick Wagoner.

Let the fighting in Washington begin over who is going to be in charge of setting up a carbon market. This is going to be one of the biggest government boondoggles of all time ... it will make Social Security look like hopscotch.

Our Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has delayed a series of proposed immigration raids lately. Is this a sign of things to come?

The Senate Minority Leader says that Obama's policies will lead to an "explosion of government" that the country didn't expect when they voted him into office .. was Mitch McConnell watching the same election? Because this is exactly what I thought Obama would do.

KFC wants to pay to repave the nation's potholes. But Chicago has already said no because it doesn't want advertising to appear on a city street or sidewalk. God save us from any private sector role!

Florida is offering discount cards to try and promote local business and boost the state's economy.

California wants to ban plasma televisions that use too much energy.

In case you didn't know ... Barack Obama believes that North Dakota is experiencing flooding right now because of global warming. Hey .. he has a massive new government revenue program called "Carbon tax-and-trade" to sell.

Did you hear about the bright lights in the eastern sky over the weekend?

According to a new study, shoppers are less likely to spend money if they are carrying cash in large denominations. That's why I only carry twenties.

I think we need more mayors like this 88-year-old spring chicken from Canada.

A British university is offering a master's degree in Facebook, MySpace and Twitter.


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