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READING ASSIGNMENTS

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Neal Boortz
@ January 9, 2009 9:00 AM
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Do you know how Obama is trying to sell this stimulus plan to the public? The same way he won the election .. by using focus groups to change the language of what he really means. Well .. when you're the winner of our nation's first YouTube, American Idol, Entertainment Tonight presidential election, this comes naturally.

A recent survey found that reporters really dropped the ball when it came to this financial meltdown. Duhhhhhhh.

Small businesses are hurting right now. Big time. And remember that after the government, it is small businesses that employ the most people in this country.

During the election we heard a lot about ACORN. Well here is the latest on what is going on with their organization.

You want to talk about government schools? More than 20% of adults in Florida don't have the basic reading skills to read Boortz.com every morning.

Alabama is going to allow the power company to cut off home air conditioners on the hottest weekdays of summer. People have to sign up for the program, so no big brother .. yet.

PETA wants to rename fish "sea kittens" because they think that will make seafood less appealing. This organization is such a joke.

What a bunch of horsesqueeze .. do you know how much the carbon industry is worth? You can thank Owl Gore for that one.

Speaking of global warming, did you know that the Minnesota sled dog race has been canceled? Yep. Too much snow.

For those of you who look to the government to solve all your problems .. it looks like you are in good company.

Take a look at what they are doing with parking meters in France? They send cops a text message when your time is expired.

US scientists think that they have discovered a way to levitate small objects!

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  • Three questions.
    Are catfish now catseakittens?
    If you catch fish in fresh water are they pond kittens, lake kittens, or river kittens?
    Is giving Fancy Feast tuna considered cannibalism?
  • PETA
    OK so PETA thinks that no human has a greater moral value than any other animal, which makes us basically animals ourselves. Accordingto them we are no different than any other animal.

    Being the animals that we are, we are omnivorous by nature like many other of our animal brethren. So it would seem to me that we are behaving naturally when we consume meat. I'm certain that a big Grizzly bear would prefer to eat a nice big Alaska Sea Kitten as opposed to a handful of berries don't you?? That bear has the choice, same as we do as to whether they wanna dine on local vegetation or pluck a sea kitten from the river, but you don't see PETA throwing red paint on them and calling them murderers do you?? Damned ol hypocrites.

    And how fancy this is coming form the same bunch that executed peoples unwanted animals in the back of a dirty old van and then threw their poor lifeless bodies in a dumpster. PETA are the real killers, and they wanna lecture me??

    Don't believe me? check out the PETA KILLS website.
  • PETA seems fishy
    Thanks for the PTA story Boortz, I almost choked on my fish...opps, seakitten sandwich. The story also made me hungry for a joint of mutton tonight.
  • Kittens
    If I associate "kitten" with food, wouldn't that make my neighbors cat more appealing? Anyone up for some Cat Dip?
  • Alabama air conditioners
    Neal, Georgia has a similar program that I'm a member of. The air conditioner is cycled on and off, not just turned off for the day. It only minimally impacts the temperature in the house, the most I've seen is a 2 degree rise. Plus they pay you if/when they shut off your air conditioner.
  • Sea Kittens...Yum!
    Now we really need the farkers to start photoshopping pictures of "sea-kitten sticks" and McDonald's "Filet-o-Sea-Kitten" sandwiches!
  • PETA
    Ah yes, more fun stuff from People Embarrassing the Tidewater Area (home based in Norfolk, VA)

    To this day my dad regrets not hosting a "Welcome to VA" bbq when they moved there HQ here.
  • That PETA website is good fun. With a bit of selective editing, the form letter you can send to Mr. H. Dale Hall is quite acceptable.

    Subject:
    Live Up to Your Word to Conserve and Protect: Continue to Promote Fishing

    Text:
    The Fish and Wildlife Service's promotion of fishing is perfectly fine. Thank you for your service.
  • PETA
    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  • PETA
    I love PETA
    People Eating Tasty Animals
    Remember, meat is murder. Tasty, Tasty murder
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