Imagine there's no Neal,
And no Belinda, too.
No Royal at the dials,
And no perceptive view.
Imagine all the people
Trusting CNN.
Oh Oh, OhOhOh
Imagine just Al Franken,
With headphones and a mike,
Comparing all Neal's listeners
To friends of the Third Reich.
Imagine politicians
Never getting caught.
Oh Oh, OhOhOh
You may say Neal's a hardass.
But he's not the only one.
If you're too dumb to join us,
The NEA has truly won.

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