Imagine there's no Yoko
It's easy for me, how 'bout you
No screeching little banshee
Running around with a boy's hairdo
Imagine all the happy people
Who eardrums have been spared

Imagine there no naked pictures
of John and Yoko, ewwww
You might say its cruel to mention
It has crept up in a nighmare or two
Imagine all the people
Who never had to see that magazine

Yeah I know I am only dreaming
Because she's in the news again
But I know one day she will finally shut up
And the celebration will begin!

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