Imagine no Yoko Ono
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to point and laugh at
Blamin' everything on You
Imagine there's no Yoko...
Wouldn't that be great?

Imagine no Yoko Ono
That'd be a real treat
No one to coddle commies
While raking in capitalist treats
Imagine there's no Yoko
Blamin' all the World

You may say I'm a dreamer
I hope I'm not the only one
To boycott all her "music"
And that of her no-talent son.

Imagine there's no Yoko
I wonder if you can
Think of the Dakota
Why'd he shoot the man?
Imagine the celebration
If it was Yoko instead of John?

You may say I'm a dreamer
That I'm living on a bog
The only one in our house
That likes her is the dog.

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