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  • Always go to the one furthest away from any being used.
  • Never fart loudly and say "Better out than in!"
  • Always keep eyes straight in front of you.
  • Never try to pee higher than the overflow.
  • Do not under any circumstances try to touch the sanitary cubes.
  • If only one urinal is left available either use the toilet or hold on for a few minutes. On no account squeeze in.
  • Despite alcoholic consumption never try to pee without use of one of your hands guiding your member's directional flow.
  • Never attempt any other toilet procedure.
  • Limit yourself to only three shakes on finishing - anything more is a criminal offence.
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