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| True Friendship |
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
- When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
- When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
- When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
- When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
- When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
- When you are confused -- I will use little words.
- When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
- When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
- This is my oath.....I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because you are my friend"
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