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| Redneck Logic |
Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting
at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired
of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I
think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up
for some classes.' Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea,
and the two leave.
The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets
the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four
basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Bubba says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll show you. Do you own a
weedeater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater,
I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family.' 'I have a family.'
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife.'
'Yes, I do have a wife.'
'And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you
must be a heterosexual.' 'I am a heterosexual. That's
amazing, you were able to find out all of that because
I have a weedeater.' Excited to take the class now,
Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim
Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes,
how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and
Logic. 'Logic?' Jim Bob says, 'What's that?'
Bubba says, 'I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a queer.' |
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