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Movie theaters are know to be popular for release of pressure. Everyone in my family is huge. I have relatives that can clear an entire section without making a sound. I always try to sit in an isle seat and excuse myself when necessary. I also hate to try to shuffle past people.
On one fateful trip to the movies, everything went wrong....First we ate Mexican, no big deal but this time it did not agree with me. Secondly the paper printed the wrong time but we were early instead of late. We arrived to an empty theater and everyone went straight to the middle for the best view. I stopped at the end and explained that this might be my best bet. They talked me into being on the end our group and the theater was empty. Sure enough, the theater filled and I tried to contain myself. This was no to be. About halfway through the movie I could tell it was going to be bad. I looked left and saw about 9 people between me and the isle. To the right only 4, so it was exit stage right. I knew if I got out ok I still had time. Things would have been ok had the girl on the end not had a sprained ankle and laid he crutches on the floor. I was dark and I did not see them, but found myself falling towards the ilse. In desperation I grabbed the back of the seat in front of be and pulled back to prevent my fall. With all of my muscles slowing my fall, no strength was left to hold the gas back. I let loose like the launch of the space shuttle. I remember looking over my shoulder and seeing this poor girls hair straight back as if she was in a open cockpit airplane. Not able to keep my composure, I tooted all the way up the ilse. Needless to say I watched the rest of the movie from the back ilse seat.
Tom G. |
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