I was in a board meeting with 10 or so of the company brass sitting around the table, when one of the rear legs of my chair broke flipping me over backwards. As I was tumbling backwards with both legs and arms flailing in the air, my sphincter cannon let loose with one of the finest bullhorn air blasts of my career!! Needless to say, a little needed levity was injected into the meeting. The boss still reminds me that was the most intelligent "comment" I have ever made in our meetings.

Submitted by Mark G.