ADVERTISEMENT
The world-famous Internet site of the Nationally Syndicated Neal Boortz Show!
Search Boortz.com
Enter search terms:
search help
Browse Boortz.com
Home

Nealz Nuze
Today's Nuze
Archives

Daily reads
All Time Favorites
Today's News

More Boortz
Boortz Bio
Boortz FAQ
Photo Gallery
Boortz Books
Boortz Appearances
Audio Archives
Get the Boortz Newsletter
Boortz Blast Member Center
Boortz Sponsors

Contact us
How To Contact
E-mail The Show
Speaking Engagements
Syndication Information


More Boortz

Trampoline Technique
I was a college gymnast, working on aerial techniques using the trampoline. I had achieved a high level of accomplishment and was working a very challenging routine such that the trampoline was surrounded by lots of on-lookers, including many attractive female gymnasts. Their presence spurred me to higher, more aggressive jumps. As I executed a perfect multiple sommersault and was descending, I knew that I had wowed the crowd and would surely not leave the gym alone. To my horror, as I made contact with the trampoline mat, the G-forces acting on my colon exceeded the strength of my "containment" muscles. A loud, shot-gun eruption reverberated in the gym, causing dozens of people to immediately look my way. Thinking the worst was over, I set up for the next technique. Two more successive landings resulted in the same percussive sound before I ended the routine, dismounted and slithered from the laughing crowd of former admirers. Clearly, a Gold-Medal performance in embarrassment!

Submitted by Bill G.
 email this page to a friend get a printer-friendly version

Listen Live!
8:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. ET on AM750 WSB
ADVERTISEMENT




visit our sponsors

help | how to advertise | contact us

Copyright © Cox Radio Interactive & Cox Radio, Inc. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy
By using this website, you accept the terms of our Visitor Agreement. Please read it.