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| Unsuspecting slumbering teen takes one in the face |
The funniest story ever... When we were in our mid-teens, a few of us kids would have sleepovers on the weekends. Well, one night there were a few of us spending the night at my cousin's house in VA Beach, VA. Early in the evening my cousin fell asleep on his back while lying on the couch. One of our buddies, Eric, noticed this and decided that he was going to teach David a lesson for falling asleep so early in the evening. With a devlish look on his face, Eric proceeded to pull his pants and underwear down to his knees. He then backed up to the couch and crouched down with the opening of his bare naked back door just a mere inch or two from David's unsuspecting nose. While David was slumbering peacefully, from the depth of Eric's bowels came the loudest noise I had ever heard come from a human body. It was juicy and stunk to high heaven. You can imagine how funny it was to see David wake up not only to the stench but also to the sight of Eric's back door and doo-dads
dangling just inches from his face. We all literally fell on the floor laughing hysterically. Meanwhile, while we were all on the floor laughing uncontrollably, David took the opportunity to beat the crap out of us. I must say, it was worth the beating as it was was of the funniest things I've ever seen. We still laugh about it to this day.
Submitted by Brian |
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