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My sister and I are both avid sale shoppers. We were in a department store looking at towels and pillows when this 'lady' was at our side wanting to be where we were but she didn't say anything just kept getting closer and closer till she was elbow to elbow with me. we left that section to check out housewares and talked about how rude she was. We had made a day out of being together, having lunch and then shopping. We had stopped and had mexican. As were leaving housewares I told my sister to hurry cause I had just let a SBD (silent but deadly), she said don't come my way cause she had let one too, I think it was the beans - we stiffled out giggles and went a couple isles over. Just as we started to look at whatever was on the shelves we hear "O my Lord" from where we just were. The 'lady' had walked into the bean cloud we left. We started laughing and couldn't stop. I'm sure she heard us but it was too funny to hold in. I would've felt worse but it was a kind of ironic justice.

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