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| At The Pearly Gates |
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to
the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I
directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I
approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him
on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw
it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer
to me!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago." |
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