Before you send a message you should know the following: WE HAVE CHANGED SOME OF THE RULES ... SO PAY ATTENTION:

1. Your message may be posted on my website with your name. If you don't like that, don't send a message.

2. I probably won't answer your email. I rarely answer any emails. We get over 2000 a day ... do the math. Web Guy and Cristina will forward intelligent messages to me. If you're writing in to tell me you hate me, that's fine. But see item #1.

3. Any messages sent from an invalid email address are automatically deleted before we even get a chance to see them.

4. Messages mentioning abortion will be deleted.

5. If you write to say "I'm never going to listen to you again" you'll be laughed at. Not with ... AT.

6. Don't worry, the hate mail template will be back soon...new & improved!

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