ADVERTISEMENT The world-famous Internet site of the Nationally Syndicated Neal Boortz Show! Search Boortz.com Enter search terms: search help Browse Boortz.com Home Nealz Nuze Today's Nuze Archives Daily reads All Time Favorites Today's News More Boortz Boortz Bio Boortz FAQ Photo Gallery Boortz Books Boortz Appearances Audio Archives Get the Boortz Newsletter Boortz Blast Member Center Contact us How To Contact E-mail The Show Speaking Engagements Syndication Information More Boortz Cartoons & Funnies From The Nuze Here's a list of funnies posted on Nealz Nuze and sent out in the Boortz Blast. 12/28/06 A woman at the hardware store 12/28/06 1,000 pounds of dynamite 12/28/06 Survival guide for doing #2 at work 12/14/06 The Christmas party that wasn't 12/14/06 The sights of winter 12/14/06 Under the mistletoe [video] 11/30/06 At the pearly gates 11/30/06 Let's float the dog! [video] 11/30/06 The top 14 hard to find toys for Christmas 2006 11/16/06 True friendship 11/16/06 Top ten things you should never say to a divorce judge 11/16/06 The gender of things 11/02/06 How to make women & men happy 11/02/06 Gems from the Hollywood Squares 11/02/06 Who needs a truck? 10/19/06 Who brought the cat? 10/19/06 Greeting cards that didn't make the cut 10/19/06 Beer contains female hormones! 10/05/06 Halloween dogs 10/05/06 Interpreting a woman's words 10/05/06 The Brief Safe 06/29/06 Making fun of someone else's misfortune 06/29/06 Ladies, a good reason not to get that tattoo 06/29/06 Barbies that didn't make it to store shelves 06/29/06 Proper urinal etiquette 06/15/06 Absolute proof of global warming! 06/15/06 This sharp policeman knows how to deal with lawyers 06/15/06 Top ten women drivers 06/01/06 An easy choice 06/01/06 Husband of the year awards 06/01/06 What happens when you rearrange some common words 05/18/06 Gorilla in heat 05/18/06 What happens when your dad is a graphics designer 05/18/06 8-year-olds are more perceptive than you think 05/11/06 Daffynitions 05/10/06 Johns from around the world 03/23/06 New Rules for 2006 03/23/06 Cube Farm Prank Victims 03/23/06 How to Guarantee Yourself a Ticket (racy) 03/09/06 New Words for 2006 03/09/06 The Hangover 03/09/06 Rejected Brokeback Mountain Titles 02/23/06 31 Facts About Chuck Norris 02/23/06 Basic Truths about 24's Jack Bauer 02/15/06 Funny Street Sign 02/14/06 Someone for everyone 02/14/06 Muslim Sitcoms 02/13/06 Match the symbols 02/09/06 International Rules of Manhood 01/31/06 Separated At Birth? 01/20/06 Ink lasts longer than "true love" 01/18/06 Chinese Justice 01/17/06 Drunk As A Skunk and Other Tales 01/13/06 They Had Cooties 01/12/06 A Midwestern perspective on politics and economics 11/30/05 How to Spot A Rich Guy 11/28/05 President Bush briefs new Whitehouse intern 10/31/05 Woman Riding Scooter 10/28/05 Maybe you're carrying around your own pumpkin (not safe for work) 10/27/05 Interesting Bathroom 10/25/05 Bunghole Liquors 10/25/05 Silly & Sick Pumpkin Ideas 09/09/05 Louisiana & the Gulf Coast 08/11/05 Republican Women vs Democrat Women 07/18/05 Angry Left 06/02/05 Neal's favorite pole dancer 05/24/05 Boortz's Premature Ejaculation Remedy 05/20/05 Clark Howard's New Book 05/20/05 Saddam Uncovered 03/08/05 We're All Agreed 03/04/05 Coming Soon To America... 12/22/04 Weight and Balance Lessons 11/22/04 Troubling new intel 11/18/04 Woodums wike to be Secwetawy of State? 11/18/04 The role of a lifetime 11/16/04 The Democrats' war room 11/16/04 A sensitive guy 11/09/04 It was the gay marriage issue 11/08/04 The Uncredibles 11/04/04 Timber! 11/04/04 Kerry defeats Bush 11/03/04 What are you looking for? 11/02/04 Disenfranchised voter 10/22/04 Do not remove 10/20/04 Give me liberty 10/18/04 The world is not safer 10/14/04 Polling France 10/13/04 My plan 10/12/04 Earwax candy 10/11/04 A Kerry supporter 10/11/04 A plan 10/08/04 Major difference 10/08/04 Global test kit 10/07/04 A free Iraq 10/06/04 Kerry-Edwards Casualty Count 10/05/04 Global Test 10/04/04 The "Right Stuff" Series 09/28/04 I'll blame Bush! 09/27/04 My allies, not Bush's 09/23/04 Major authentic document uncovered 09/23/04 I will always care for you 09/22/04 Injustice 09/20/04 I am not a dupe 09/17/04 Rathergate 09/17/04 Anti-crime poster 09/16/04 Black eye 09/15/04 What Bush was doing in 1973 09/13/04 Don't you know who I am? 09/10/04 Muslim reaction to Russian massacre 09/10/04 Heart Attack 09/08/04 Rebels, Separatists, Militants... 09/01/04 Luckovich convinces Neal to vote for Kerry? 08/27/04 Christmas In Cambodia 08/25/04 Kerry's Boat 08/05/04 Vietnam Candidate 07/15/04 Same sex running mates? 07/14/04 Burn Baby Burn 07/12/04 Maybe Edwards is TOO photogenic 07/09/04 Edwards, he's everything you're not 06/18/04 Kerry Blah, Blah, Blah 06/18/04 Clinton Legacy Rehab Tour '04 06/15/04 Kerry On His Soap Box 06/04/04 Idea For Air America 06/03/04 Gentle, Compassionate Terrorists 06/02/04 Al Qaeda Strikes In Saudi Arabia 06/02/04 Inspirational Poster - Flexibility 05/27/04 Al Gore breaks into song... 05/27/04 Bush Flambé 05/25/04 What media bias? 05/19/04 At the CanXXX Film Festival 05/17/04 Anything for a November win 05/14/04 Hero (Tillman)  email this page to a friend  get a printer-friendly version Listen Live! 8:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. ET on AM750 WSB audio help ADVERTISEMENT visit our sponsors help | how to advertise | contact us Copyright © Cox Radio Interactive & Cox Radio, Inc. 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