M(r.)(s.)(rs.)(iss) (Host's Last Name) :

I was listening to your radio show on (fill in radio station name) while waiting for (fill in liberal host name) to come on, when I heard your (pick one: hate speech, fascist diatribe, right wing ranting, racist comments). You are a (pick one: far right wing nut, racist, fascist, bigot, war monger, chicken hawk, moron, dumba$$). Not all (fill in protected group) are (fill in generalization). You and your buddies (pick one or more: Rush, Hannity, Boortz, Savage, O'Reilly, Laura Ingram, Ann Coulter) and Fox News are spreading (pick one: hate, lies, disinformation, racism, bigotry, evil capitalistic ideas). I'm never listening to you again.

(pick one: Sincerely, Go to Hell, Thanks, You Suck, Your Former Fan)

(Your Name Here)

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