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This yesterday at Townhall.com/blog. Enjoy!<br> <br> Camelot<br> <br> It's true! It's true! The crown has made it clear.<br> The climate must be perfect all the year.<br> <br> A law was made a distant moon ago here:<br> July and August cannot be too hot.<br> And there's a legal limit to the snow here<br> In Camelot.<br> The winter is forbidden till December<br> And exits March the second on the dot.<br> By order, summer lingers through September<br> In Camelot.<br> Camelot! Camelot!<br> I know it sounds a bit bizarre,<br> But in Camelot, Camelot<br> That's how conditions are.<br> The rain may never fall till after sundown.<br> By eight, the morning fog must disappear.<br> In short, there's simply not<br> A more congenial spot<br> For happily-ever-aftering than here<br> In Camelot.<br> <br> Camelot! Camelot!<br> I know it gives a person pause,<br> But in Camelot, Camelot<br> Those are the legal laws.<br> The snow may never slush upon the hillside.<br> By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear.<br> In short, there's simply not<br> A more congenial spot<br> For happily-ever-aftering than here<br> In Camelot.
By Keith

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