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At the grocery store I worked at, my manager, my best friend, and myself were using the closed circuit cameras to spy on one of our coworkers in the back room. We were making fun of him as he was using a pallet jack to move some stock around.<br> He was pumping up the jack using the large metal handle when, according to him later, in the middle of a downward stroke he farted. Already bent over at a ninety degree angle, he decided to take a whiff of his own brand. Shocked at the particular rankness of said fart, he let go of the spring loaded handle which promptly smacked him in the face. <br> We laughed hysterically as he stumbled around the back room in pain for at least fifteen minutes.
By Josh

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